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elissa e.

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About Me

Just when you think you have life whipped a curve ball flys at your head! I am 28 now and finally feel like an adult. Life is good. My beautiful daughter is 5 and I have the best husband on the entire planet. And as if things couldn't get any better, we are expecting a baby in February. Damon is my lover and best friend. I have an excellent job as a courier for FedEx Express. My relationship with my motheris great and I have been reconnecting lately with old friends. My brother and two sisters are happy and healthy and I love them all so much. Life certainly is good now.

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My Interests

My daughter, my family, just living and learning! Working on my house, camping, four wheeling, goofing off, sleeping

I'd like to meet:

God and Einstein Elvis and Biggie
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Music:

Anything and everything! Modest Mouse, franz Ferdinand, Beck, The Beastie Boys, Rocco Deluca, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Toby Keith, you name it!

Movies:

Riding In Cars With Boys, Napoleon Dynamite, Night at the Roxbury, Wild Hogs

Television:

I dunno Discovery Channel, TLC, History Channel, Court T.V. A&E
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Books:

Anything from Dean Kontz, The Bible
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Heroes:

My Dad and Mom Damon Shaelyn Sam Chris My Cat
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My Blog

Funny things to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:   1. Innovative   2. Preliminary   3. Proliferation   4. Cinnamon  THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: &nbs...
Posted by elissa e. on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:49:00 PST

Check out this video: The Legend of Link: The Dildo Necklace

The Legend of Link: The Dildo Necklace Add to My Profile | More VideosSo like, if you enjoyed that previous video of the crappy eighties cartoon- here's more candy for the brain... enjoy...
Posted by elissa e. on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

a funny post I got....

..> SOUTHERN DICTIONARY HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?"BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."J...
Posted by elissa e. on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

The world shoud unite and pee their pants!

..  So I took my daughter to the dentist last week.  She hates the dentist.  So do I.  I believe that these are facts that all humans have in common.  Hating the dentist is li...
Posted by elissa e. on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

the internet, yo

HaHaHa!  I figured out this MySpace problem that I had.  Now, I have a very beautiful and pimped out page.  I owe thanks to Margot and Chris though.  Look out world!  I m...
Posted by elissa e. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

whatever

so I am not so sure about this whole my space crap.  I feel too old and not enough time to mess with it but yet it can be addicting.  and if I read about others I guess I need to at least gi...
Posted by elissa e. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

can't sleep

So I have been off work all week with Pneumonia and I am taking sooo many freakin antibiotics that it is screwing with my sleeping patterns.  I do not want to go to work on Monday- just don't fee...
Posted by elissa e. on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:15:00 PST