I haz sum rezalooshins |
1.) No murderous rampages. Very important. I consider it a good thing that I get through a year without killing anyone.
2.) Stop being a fatass.
3.) Turn 30 reasonably gracefully.
4.) Sell this heap, ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:31:00 GMT |
Posting Coherently: Attempt 1 |
Instead of rambling inanely, I'm going to make an effort to post coherently.
Stop snickering.
Why does vacation=bleeding money? You expect Disney tickets and hotel rooms to add up. And t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:26:00 GMT |
Warning: Caffeine Induced Rambling Ahead |
I am lazy. I can't even post the fricking tracker thingy. Forgot the password. Suffice to say gained 10 pounds, lost 24. Net loss of 14. And accountability sucks.
We've once again rearranged th...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:28:00 GMT |
Can’t believe I’m doing this... |
Inspired by a friend of a friend posting his weight loss for posterity, I have decided the way to force myself to stick to a diet is to be accountable to someone. You lucky people, I've chosen you! S...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:23:00 GMT |
Awesome to the Rad power multiplied by Super Fly! |
"I hate other people's kids." OMG. If you are going to give your snot-nosed little brat computer time, watch and make sure they're not making obnoxious posts to forums and going in chat to tell people...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:57:00 GMT |
Spam Amuses Me |
I love when emails about how I need a bigger penis come with random sentence fragments attached to make your spam filter think they're legit. Like this little gem from my inbox this morning:
"..StartF...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:19:00 GMT |
The world is against me- Story at 10! |
So I get all this crap together, stay up half the night pricing, the weather report swears it's gonna be nice til Sunday evening...
We set stuff out... Was that a raindrop? Nah, couldn't be. We're in ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:20:00 GMT |
'OLY CARP!!! |
I try really hard to not packrat stuff. It's a small house, and there are 6 of us who have to compete for the space in it. So I try to be pretty ruthless about what comes in, and what goes out. The ex...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:56:00 GMT |
My Juvenile Sense of Humor |
Maybe I'm not as grown up as I thought. But surely someone else out there finds it as absolutely hysterical as I do that on one side of my driveway I have a giant pussy(willow) and on the other side g...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
Just how different am I? |
We went to a party/wedding reception for a couple that eloped to Las Vegas... We were having a nice time. I enjoyed talking to their older relatives. Then the "younger crowd" of other friends started ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:35:00 GMT |
