Benjamin

Cleansed....I guess.

Today, I had the pleasure of celebrating my first day off of what is known as "The Master Cleanse".  For those unfamiliar, it's a type of fast or diet where your only food is a simple, mild (and ...
Posted by Benjamin on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

Moss Party!!!

About a month and a half ago, the beginnings of what will soon become the hottest new craze world-wide took place in my back yard - The Moss PartyneBula Mosstache (complete with lip treats)GT Mosstach...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

birthday blog

Tonight is my birthday27 years youngThe one day a yearThat should be nothing but funWhile I'd like to be with friendsOr wrapped around a beautiful woman's legsI'll be running foodDumping cigarettesAnd...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST

Happy "Too Much Fiber Day" everyone!

Todays nourishment intake consisted of the following:1 pack of fig bars (11 bars)1 bowl of Post Raisin Bran w/ soy milk1 golden delicious apple1Cheesy Bean and Rice burrito1 7-Layer burrito1 large twi...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

multi-legged life forms

So as most of you know, I have been living at home with my mom for almost a year now.  I voluntarily chose to live in the basement simply for the sake of privacy and peace.  There are a numb...
Posted by Benjamin on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

good deed

On the way home last night, Joy and I saw a mysterious, furry something trotting across Michigan Avenue. We eventually realized that a young raccoon had gotten it's head stuck in a peanut butter jar, ...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:42:00 PST

Something to think about...

So a few months ago, I came across this poster that happened to be hanging on the wall of one of my customers that I deliver to on a weekly basis.  It's a Swedish proverb and a pretty choice way ...
Posted by Benjamin on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST