How to impress someone... |
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her...respect her...honor her...cuddle her...kiss her...caress her...love her...stroke her...tease her...comfort her...protect her...hug her...hold her...spend money ...
Posted by Chester Martin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST |
Letter from Camp |
Dear Mom & Dad, We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid. Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are okay. Only 1 of our ten...
Posted by Chester Martin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST |
50 Most Romantic things to do with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend |
1. Watch the sunset together. 2. Whisper to each other. 3. Cook for each other. 4. Walk in the rain. 5. Hold hands. 6. Buy gifts for each other. 7. Roses. 8. Find out their favourite cologne/perfume a...
Posted by Chester Martin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST |
Lines to confuse and enlighten |
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame....
Posted by Chester Martin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST |
Cancer Information |
Useful Information on one of the deadliest diseases of our time: CANCER(PLEASE READ AND FORWARD IT TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT) 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not sh...
Posted by Chester Martin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST |
Cancer Information |
Useful Information on one of the deadliest diseases of our time: CANCER(PLEASE READ AND FORWARD IT TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT) 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not sh...
Posted by Chester Martin on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST |
Donkey In The Well |
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be cove...
Posted by Chester Martin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST |
Right Speech |
There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation."Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each othe...
Posted by Chester Martin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST |
The Atheist Teacher |
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they're atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but...
Posted by Chester Martin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST |
Lizard Birthing Story |
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my s...
Posted by Chester Martin on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST |
