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Faux-Real!

?Faux-Real! is musick for the 'disasterpiece' era.

About Me

Idea for created in 1995. Band formed in 2000-2001.Mission- deviate from musical norms, devise new ways of self-recording with little to no budget, buy nothing/use everything, convince people that what they hear is a figment of they're imagination, create underground bunker, establish lines of credit for non-existant people, hypnosis thru repetition has now turned into actual SONGS! never intended to go beyond first EP, didn't look like we would...The main idea for ?F-R! was devised by 2 people,deep in the Appalachains during a boring summer night. Idea was create and modify basic rawk loop, distort and layer, multi-track (4) and mix. There is one track that was accomplished.Flashforward- late 2000-early 2001- ressurect idea, applied to new brains, things fall together....finding the grind of 'real life' to be too mundane to take without proper stimuli, i found myself (NP3) tinkering with the old idea of loop/layering, and discovered that a friend(Dr.G) that i had known for years was hip to try just about anything as his band had broken up shortly beforehand. I asked what he thought of the idea, he said we could give it a try and see what we come up with. Well, we(Dr.G/Barron Von/NP3) came up with 'the Hordes of Self-Important People' EP. 59 minutes of crunch, distortion, swirling and chopping gtrs, bass, and whatever else was within reach (ie- glasses of water, keys, remote controls, pills, wood, a really nice keyboard) and threw it altogether and stayed up too late making it. it was a literal one take wonder, nothing tried more than twice, because as the saying goes "if it's worth doing, do it right the first time" or something. During the course of recording the EP, Dr.Guitardo decided that he didn't want to be a part of the ?F-R! fold or society in general, so he quit. Everything. The Barron and I, heartbroken and confused, completed the final tracks (Eulogy and After the Fact {appropriate names, eh?}), I completed mixing and we simply listened to what we could've been doing more of. ?F-R! was done before it even started (another one of the possible titles used).What we didn't count on was that within a years' time, Dr.G. would renounce his stance and come back! Something I had given a 4% chance of happening, thus, ?F-R! was reborn in the summer of 2002, and brought forth a flurry of renewed creativity. In 2 weekends, we laid down what would become "Manifest Destiny"(now, with Prof. Everret Monopoly behind the skins). I took the raw takes and laid them down, mixed over the course of 2 weeks as fast as humanly possible. What resulted was less of the 'tongue in cheek' attitude that pervaded the EP, and lyrics that were decipherable, but still not fore-front. More thought was given to structure as opposed to 'destructure' which was the original concept of the EP.Copies were sent. Labels were contacted. Kids yawned. Puppies were petted. Little was said. Such is life.Then technology took a turn. We lost our 'machine'.Status was hiatus till we could find a suitable replacement. Which happened in the guise of a craptop, unfortunately, our big ideas won't fit onto such a tiny machine, and it's primary use was that of a 'digital 4 trk'. 40+tracks have been laid down in skeleton format. The Dream Machine is DONE. WATCH YR EARS/MIND! We will take them...As was stated- we also wrangled a local personality, DJ Sorta, and introduced him to our flavor of noize, he appreciated the raw sense of it all and proceeded to turn out some noize of his own....you will enjoy it. This, I command!the plot continues...OH, BTW, if you'd like to hear more or want to use/abuse/destroy/incriminate/desicrate or would like to have the feeling of holding a REAL CD-R in yr hands (with hand made art, how bout that!?) contact me (NP3) @ [email protected] or [email protected] mailing addy or PO box is all you'll need. i do the rest cuz i'm good like that and like to share!Circuitously, NP3Other names included- Level, Reducer, Burt Reynold's Mustache Presents-The Magic Garbage Can, Disasterpiece Theater, Error Mission, ..1 Product, Funk 43, Preggers
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Member Since: 8/31/2004
Band Website: noize.org
Band Members: Doctor Guitardo- main gtr., rythm gtr., bass-o-matic, steph-o-scope, water-glasses, voxBarron Von Muselix/Betty- keys, vox, guru, one-upsmanshipNathaniel Peppercorn the 3rd- whack ass gtr., whack ass bass, bad keys, vox, engineer, FX/effectsProffesor Everret Monopoly- real drums, gtr., enabler, wobbley toneDJ Sorta- Scratches, waxes nostalgic, fever-pitchesThe Most Reverend (something) Twitterpittythe Voices of Hell (forthcoming)/C Maul(forthcoming)DJ Dillznit (wishes but doesn't commit!)others have been absorbed, and digested. all will fall.
Influences: Velvet Underground, MC5, Stooges, Sonic Youth, Butthole Surfers, drugs, pills, booze, cigs, the Wipers, late nights, early mornings, Oneida, Fear,Misfits,experience and wonder, 80's pop-culture, tv, crazy people...
Sounds Like: Like Nothing You Ever Wanted...
Record Label: unsigned/self-produced
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Revamp the Vaccum...

Greetings all- I know it has been some time since I last sat down and address you all properly, and for that I humbly apologize. There have been tribluations and trials the likes of which I shan't bot...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 09:42:00 PST

Rebirth/Renewal/Retry?

Now, then... It has come to my attention that perhaps I was a tad too quick to postulate that hibernation was an option! Perhaps I shouldn't be so ready to give into the  mire that is winter and ...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:55:00 PST

Status=Limbo?

I come to you with a heavy heart... I'm not sure how it came to be, but it seems we are in a 'no man's land' for a moment. No activity. No news. This is hibernation for whatever reason(s). I suppose ...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST

HELL EXCERPT FINALLY UP!!!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN (singluar), WE FINALLY ,AFTER MONTHS OF fuckin DELAY, GIVE YOU...   HELL (an excerpt) ENJOY. np3...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:32:00 PST

CHRIST'S CRIPPLED COUSIN!!!!!

WHERE DID THAT DING BLASTED SONG GO!?!!!   ta hell w/ it... time to try again. oh, uh...and how are you? NP3
Posted by Faux-Real! on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:00:00 PST

HBS=UP!!!

Ok, folks! Myspace has seen fit to allow one of the tracks to FINALLY find it's binary way aboard. 2 weeks after I uploaded them... Anyway, I am NOW pleased to give you the HBS demo,made in beautful F...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:31:00 PST

"Processing"....MY ARSE!!!

Again, I come before you with tribulations!!! The evil 'processing beast' of Myspace has declared that HellPt1 is to be processed for the period of 2 weeks, it seems. And then, as if to add insult to ...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:53:00 PST

Dagnabit, Myspace!!!!

What in tarnation?!!!   Where are the new tracks I posted??! BAH!!!!!! Lost in the process??? Grrrr.... My aplogies. NP3
Posted by Faux-Real! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:06:00 PST

LOOKIT!!!!

Behold, brethern and sisteren, I give unto you moremoremore! NEW sounds, new visual stimuli!!!! AND MORE TO COME!!!!! All this, we do for you...all of you. As always, ?F-R! loves YOU!!!!!!! and it sho...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:43:00 PST

The Fate and Fury

Welcome yet again, dear readers (and non-readers alike!)!! I've come before you in such a state that one may mistake for overwhelmed... But, it is to tell you of the goings ons and whathaveyous. Hell=...
Posted by Faux-Real! on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 11:17:00 PST