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TimTar

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." M.Twain

About Me

I've recently had a startling change of heart. I'm selling my wordly possesions to move to Patagonia where I will be received by a procession of virginal midgets who will worship me as their lord and saviour. We will procur a shipping vessel not unlike those used to sack the Caribbean in the 17th century and we will proceed to an unspecified location where Amelia Earhart, Elvis and the Lindbergh baby will be waiting with a sack of looted krugerrant. I will use this "found sack of happiness" to fund an organization devoted to overthrowing 3rd world despots and inserting myself as the new Dick-tator in charge, thus ushering these filthy philistines into the late 20th century and out of the dark ages of the '70's...then we do away with the lil' people...Idi Amin style...await further instructions :::::::::::::::Addendum:::::::::::::::: I've recently purged this account of those I feel were using me to boost their friend numbers. If you want me to be a statistic in your online quest to be most powerful friend ever...fuck off. If your still around, I'd probably have coffee/drinks with you and that is good. Over and out.

My Interests

Turn-ons: the downfall of Neo-Conservatism, Left-wing liberal rhetoric, most of which I lap up in undignified amounts in order to pass through my rectum and declare it to be "shit". Ralph Nader, for all the reasons he would hate.Turn-offs: traffic, work, waiting, broken A.C., rules, regulations, distance, bills, discrimination, extreme-heat, extreme-cold, extreme-make over: home edition, procrastination, speeding tickets, hairballs, alarms and gas shortages.

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humor, those who understand the fundamental differences between games and sports. People who like good music, people who play good music. People who like good music and play it in the Atlanta area. the Butthole Surfers. Nice people with bad attitudes and good fashion sense. Those who refuse to suck...and those who suck with style. Beer, Scotch, Whiskey, Smokes and pan-fried chinese dumplings.this guy::

Music:

Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Black Volt, Bad Brains, T-rex

Movies:

Airplane, Fletch, Caddyshack, Marx Bros., Braindonors, Cohen Bros. most Sam Raimi, all Terry Gilliam.

Television:

is off

Books:

Tom Robbins, Mark Twain

Heroes:

being one is better then having one; and if you are your own, you look up to no one and everyone in the eye.Deep shit...i know

My Blog

Feminism vs. Fundamentalism

Eve Ensler, the American playwright, performer, feminist and activist best known for "The Vagina Monologues", wrote the following about Sarah Palin.Drill, Drill, DrillI am having Sarah Palin nightmare...
Posted by TimTar on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:39:00 PST

I cant leave the subject blank...

Brilliance is written in code. If you can't read between the lines...then get to the back of the line.There may be questions, but there's nothing left to say.
Posted by TimTar on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:42:00 PST

Simply Incredible

Just watched the new Hulk movie and I'm 7 years old on christmas day! Not only a quality entry into the genre, quite possibly the best one yet, not to mention the introduction of both Doc Sampson and ...
Posted by TimTar on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:53:00 PST

How can anyone not see this guys a dick

NY Times Editorial Mr. Bush and the G.I. Bill   Published: May 26, 2008 President Bush opposes a new G.I. Bill of Rights. He worries that if the traditional path to college for service membe...
Posted by TimTar on Sat, 31 May 2008 10:07:00 PST

Sugar smacks!

My lady had a birthday today! She's amazing! She just showed me her reason for female dominance..I succumb. I will always succumb. I built her a cake...it was good. She loved it. Meh! I love her,...
Posted by TimTar on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

Don't Veto, Don't Obey

Don't Veto, Don't Obey Sign In to E-Mail or Save This Print ShareDiggFacebookNewsvinePermalinkPublished: June 22, 2007President Bush is notorious for issuing statements taking exception to hundreds of...
Posted by TimTar on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

officially unofficial

We leave (not the royal we, but as in Vanessa and I...#1 on my friends list for the uninitiated which none of you should be...but I digress) for Hotlanta on July 1st. Goodbye beaches, goodbye 99% humi...
Posted by TimTar on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

Kill the brain and the body will die.

A new course on 'staying the course' By Leonard Pitts Jr. [email protected] 'The Party said that Oceania had never been in alliance with Eurasia. He, Winston Smith, knew that Oceania had been in...
Posted by TimTar on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST