Cunty McShitballsâ„¢ profile picture

Cunty McShitballsâ„¢

if you can't deal, don't hang

About Me



a
w
e
s
o
m
e
s
a
u
c
e
I have cooler hair than you!!!
I have a quick whitted sense of humor and I like to use it!
I love my cat more that you!
I'm one of those random / obscure people.
I'm too opinionated about other people's opinions
I like my personality...you may not...but I do!
I'm nice
I'm mean
*I'm sensitive*
I'm honest and quick to say what is on my mind!
I have lots of energy
I'm very enthuastic!
I am an artist
a graphic designer
a creator
a thinker
I want to live on a nudist colony so I can be naked all of the time (everyone will be absolutely gorgeous). I just decided that I'm creating my own colony...
i love my hair!
I have piercings and tattoos
i would rather type everything in lowercase fonts because i like the way it looks
I giggle, I smile and I laugh when I think about some of the silly stuff I've done!
I'm a people watcher
I like poodles!!
Weird things intrigue me! Whether this be the way someone looks or an obscure sculpture!
I may love you...I may hate you...whether its one or the other, you'll definately know which one it is!
I show people affection by calling them names such as whore and slut!
Ich bin ein miststueck, und ich liebe mich!
*frieden, ich bin raus*
I don't think this is what you were looking for. In fact I know this isn't what you were looking for...
try google or something

If you would like to add me as a friend...please send me a message first! It helps weed out the weirdos!



My Interests

I wish there was a way to get the SBC back together for one day! I miss all of my dear friends from that group! *looks at mark and kelly*

Yeah, I'm rocking it with the crew!

I'd like to meet:

Fun and interesting people! Check out my Xanga I don't ever update it...but I like this link!

Music:

To be able to introduce people to new music and for them to thoroughly enjoy it brings me immense joy! I will always stop in the middle of a deep conversation to make it known that I love a song thats being played! Music gets me through everyday of my life and that will never change!

♥ coheed and cambria!!!

♥ breaking benjamin!!!



This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen! Check this guy out for sure! Erik Mongrain

Movies:

Disney movies ROCK!! I don't really care for the scary stuff! I'm a baby when it comes to those! Warewolves scare the shit out of me! Napoleon Dynamite still cracks me up every time I see it!!

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, House, Ugly Betty, RR/RW Challenge

Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Books:

favorite book of all time would be "Of Mice and Men" by John Steinbeck!

Heroes:



I look up to a lot of people and have many infulences...however, I am my own hero! No matter what the circumstances I am the only one that can ultimately save myself from whatever the situation! Others can stop along the way and offer their services / support but what good does it do if the person in need (me) isn't willing to accept the opportunity? Thus, making me a heroic figure to myself!

My Blog

I hope you've got your game face on...

So this is just a little conversation to show a few of you the crazy fucks I meet online...This gentleman's name is Chris, he is very adiment at letting the world know he's a doctor and a college prof...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

fun in the sun

I was playing the common game of follow the leader off of the diving board and into the pool.  The girl that went in front of me did a front flip and well, being that I haven't flipped my body in...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:42:00 PST

tag, you're it...

Okay, I've been tagged, so this gives me an excuse to write a blog. Tag rules: Write 8 facts about yourself and post it in a blog, then tag 8 other people. Let the person who tagged you know when you ...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

quite interesting!

..>American Cities That Best Fit You:75% Atlanta65% Las Vegas60% Austin60% Miami55% San Diego..>Which American Cities Best Fit You?...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

30 Seconds to Mars show

The show was so much more amazing that I ever thought it'd be!  Jared Leto performed a solo acoustic show and there were only about 100 people there.  Erica and I were at the very front of t...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:30:00 PST

Condom test

This makes me laugh so hard every time I see it!Condom test Add to My Profile | More VideosSeriously kids...wear your condoms....
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

I just cleaned out my car!!!

because... ...I finally got the rest of my stuff from greg's yesterday.  I was sort of terrified to go over there.  I hoped one of my friends would accompany me...but I decided to do things ...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:26:00 PST

in loving memory of Travis Gates

I got one of the saddest phone calls of my life last Saturday morning.  I was told that one of my friends, Travis Gates, had died due to an overdose of oxycotton.  I can't believe he is gon...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST

you can't lie to me anymore...

I know whats going on... its very apparent what you're doing... why do you insist on lying to me... even after this is through...you continue to lie to me about things you were right when you said tha...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:12:00 PST

now this is getting into the easter holiday!!!

This is a house that I passed the other day...I was it and said, "what the fuck"???  These people apparently do this for every holiday.  Including, but not limited to, Valentines day!  ...
Posted by Cunty McShitballs" on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:48:00 PST