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About Me



I have no legs... I'm a 24 year old Libra, enjoy long walks on the beach, and beer. I'm a massage therapist and Natural Healer, looking to build my career, hence my move to Arizona. That and I was really fucking tired of the South East. One day I will be a rockstar, but until then I've got Guitar Hero and Rock Band to make me feel like I'm already there!Grace is soooo cool and I love her! I LOVE GRACE!!!!

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My Blog

Must watch...

Ok, so about 4 years ago, I went to go see a band called Denali (now going by the name Ambulette) at the Echo Lounge in Atlanta. I was with Zac and hi crazy ex. So anyway, we had been trying to see th...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:50:00 GMT

What an interesting ride home...

So after a painfully slow and very frustrating shift behind the bar tonite, I was determined to make my night better by sitting down with my manager and eating a good meal, with a tall beer. Things we...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:25:00 GMT

mmm... mushrooms

So I was cleaning out some stuff the other day, and I found a Wal-Mart receipt from the last time I was preparing to eat shrooms. At the time I didnt notice, but now, I find myself laughing histerical...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:39:00 GMT

......BOOM!!!....... (That was my head)

GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!! I couldnt sleep this morning for reasons that seem to keep coming back over and over again. First off, my student loans just went into default... And for those of you who dont know ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:52:00 GMT

mmm... thats right, I am posting a new blog

Holy crap!!!! This has been a crazy last couple of weeks... not just the usuall thanksgiving craziness though. So last wednesday I went to Gwar, which is never a dissapointment, however the blood flow...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:12:00 GMT

OMG!!!

Ok everyone... So I have started a xanga site to post my blogs now, just for shits and giggles, and on top of that I started 2 of them, one for fun, and one for a little more of my serious stuff. Sooo...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:56:00 GMT

Thoughts on soul mates!

Ok, so I was having a very interesting conversation with a buddy of mine Zac today, and we got into a nice little discussion on soul-mates. And at one point, like all muse inspired writers, or bl...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 15:46:00 GMT

All pet owners!!!

(Taken from Sir Walter Pugmire's Site!) Why would someone ever want to do this?I am sending this out to make some of our owners aware of the IAMS cruelty that was found by PETA. Take a look at their w...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:19:00 GMT

Day 3! The Two Towers... no thats not it. The last day! Yeah thats more like it.

And here we go the 3rd and final day of my great quest to find god... ok not really, just somewhere new to live. So may day starts off with a bang... literally. Apparently the motel was in the middle ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 13:58:00 GMT

Day 2!!! The Midwest... sorta...

Alright here we go!!! Day 2... So I wake and leave the god forsaken town of Van Beuren, entering into Okra-homa... By far probably the least entertaining state thus far. There was absolutely nothing t...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 13:22:00 GMT