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*Killer Zombie Bunny!*

I will play the wolf and you will be my helpless sheep

About Me

Hey all, name's Crystal. Right now I'm a nanny in Bethlehem PA, and it's a sweet deal. I watch a 2 year old and her 2 older sisters. We watch TV, go shopping, go play on the swings, jump on the trampoline, it's an awesome job and I love it. When I'm not chillin' with the chilins' Also love hangin out having a few drinks... Sometimes I'm sitting at home on my ass watchining movies. But I heart shopping. Shopping is one of my most favorite things to do. I can shop for hours and hours, but I only like to bargain shop. I love flea markets, thrift stores, and even the occasional "dumpster dive." (It's how I've aquired about 1/2 my furniture.) Other than that I'm pretty boring. (haha!) I guess if you wanna know anything else just drop me a message n I'll let ya know what's up.
oh and I dont have AIM or Yahoo or any of that crap... so don't ask about that.
*AND* Im not Honey or sexy, or baby, or pretty lady, or any other cheesy stupid god-knows-what retarded name you could call me... especially if I don't know you.


Write 1st if you wanna friend me... too many bogus profiles these days.

My Interests

I love all kinds of stuff. Shopping, eating, artsy stuff like painting, drawing, using the glue gun, sewing. I love to watch movies. I'm into the outdoors, although haven't much time for it anymore, sadly. Big into anything warm. I hate the cold, I'm always cold enough as it is, lets not add to it. Hate to clean, but love to vaccume (I dunno why... kind weird I think) Hate coffee, Love tea, Think most all people are stupid (prove me wrong.) Love animals, even bugs. I try not to squish them if I can avoid it. I love sleeping, one of my all time favorite hobbies. I also love going to the beach during the summer. And I cant wait for Christmas bc it's my most favoritest holiday EVER!!! yay!!!

I'd like to meet:

Been trying to get ahold of peeps I knew back in the day.. if your profile is private n I think I know you, I'll ask to be your pal b/c its a pain in the ass with all these private profiles these days. Anyhoo, other than that I really don't care about who I meet, everybody has the same chance of being kick-ass in my opinion. Just don't bore me with stupid shit or you'll ruin your chances..

On a happy note: I really wanna meet Paris Hilton!

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Music:

The Cranberries, Blondie, The Misfits, Tori Amos, The Queers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fiona Apple, Paris Hilton (yes I have her CD, and I like it so Hmph!) The Killers, Garbage, stuff I can dance to, Joan Osborne, The Ropes, HIM, Deftones, Smashing Pumpkins, Dropkick Murphys, Alanis, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Cake, Madonna, Soundtracks to movies (like Donnie Darko, Romeo ands Juliet, Great Expectations, Broke Down Palace, Magnolia, Moulin Rouge, The Cable Guy, A Life Less Ordinary) MSI, Nirvana, Sex Pistols, DiVinyls, DeeeLite, Exploited, James Blunt.... shit I cant think of anymore but I like alot of different music. I really only dont like hiphop, rap, and country, but I'm down with pretty much anything else.

Movies:

So many movies: Any zombie movie, bc I have this sickly strange obsession with zombies, any Kevin Smith movie, Month Python stuff, ethernal sunshine of the spotless mind, breakfast club, a league of their own, the craft, the sweetest thing, again, a whole mix of things that I'll add to later

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Television:

The Simpsons, What Not to Wear, Charmed, ER, old skool bugs bunny cartoons... not much time for TV these days.

You Are Marge Simpson
You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.

Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!

You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police

Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

I dont read alot, but I love the Hobbit. I also have Vogue magazine but I really dont read it, but instead I look at the pictures and cut them up for my artwork. Hmm... I have alot of txt books from college sitting on my shelves... OH and I love Dr. Seuss books like the cat in the hat. (hehe, I'm such a loser) I also love Paris Hilton's book... was the bestest beach book for the summer of '06 eva!!! also love cheesy rommance novels, I think their stupendous!

Heroes:

Got lots: Willem Dafoe, Mila Jovovich, Paris Hilton, G.W. Bush (haha! yea right just thought I'd throw that one in for giggles) Hmm... Jackie Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Veronica Lake, Princess Diana...I guess thats it... oh, and my grandmother, Opoe (it means Nana in dutch)

My Blog

My poor car!

Hey all, too early to tell, but im pretty sure my car is totaled! Some asshole hit it with a stolen car last night right in front of my house while I was asleep! Im not sure if its usable anymore... d...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:29:00 PST

Vitamin E. Bitches.

Ok, so I got this bad sunburn the other day (totally my fault.... was offered sunscreenage, but denied it) so now I'm putting masses amounts of aloe and vitamin E oil on it... and gawl damnit! Th...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:20:00 PST

Cell phones... wtf?!?!

ok so a few days ago I was going through all this shit I have stock-piled in my bedroom and was looking through my old cell phones (old numbers, pics, txts, whatev) and every newer phone that I had wi...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

My Fish is Alive!!!!! YAY!!!

Since the weather is so nice I decided to check on my neighbors fishpond. I put my pet catfish in last summer bc he got too big for his tank. Guess what!? He's still alive and I'm so happy!!!!! He's e...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

Death of a hopeless romantic

Ok, so I've come to this sad conclusion in my life that I am no longer a hopeless romantic. It totally sucks. I used to dream of "the one." I wouldn't know who he was, or what he looked like, or ...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

2007 totally sucks so far....

I hate this year so far..... everything has sucked major sweaty balls.... fuckin' a!!
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

I'm so sick!!!

fuckin' a!!!! I'm so sick! I have a fever of like a million degrees, my throat hurts like a mother fucker!! I cant breathe, I'm all shaky, I had a migrane last nite!! I cant stand up w/out feeling diz...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

Wonton soup

I'm eating it now, and thought I'd let yous all know how delicious it is!!! haha! Mmm Mmm!! (I apologize for being such a loser who has no life.... other than an incredibly kinky one.... but that expl...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST

Damn you alcohol!

I am so hungover...... I'm such a goddamn drunk. HAHA! Serves my stupid inebriated ass right. ...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:03:00 PST

I wanna kill somebody

I don't know why....no one in general. I just have this sudden urge to beat someones face in with a heavy object.  Something like a big wrench... a REALLY big wrench....or something painful. ...
Posted by *Killer Zombie Bunny!* on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:29:00 PST