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I like things I'm not supposed to. That's a broad interpretation, but, if you get to know me, it'll make sense.
Lyrics quoted for truth Every once and again I like havin some fun No disrespect intended but what's done is done Women steppin out for love, men do it to cum"a woman's life is love, a man's love is life" - Phonte, Little Brother, Breakin My Heart, 2007
I get my eyebrows waxed. I use sweet smelling shower products. I manscape. I have more bathroom products than you. Once a week I take a scented bubble bath. My cologne is from Victoria's Secret. I haven't had pop in almost three years. Yes. I am metrosexual.
I find TREMENDOUS joy in things that bring the average person intense pain. The funny thing about pain is, the more of it you feel, the better off you end up being. I have a rather ridiculous tolerance for emotional and physical pain as I've been through my fair share. I read 50 books a year. I was born 20 years too late, as I think it's about 1983 right now in ALL facets of my life. I hate people who haven't figured out the gimmick of life yet. I love people who a) haven't figured out the gimmick and are entirely too entertaining in their self-importance, or b) are far smarter than me, or comfortably on my level. I'm a former geek who's using the powers of intellect for evil. My great dream in life is to buy stock in Viagra, open my legs, and make love to all the women of the world, 'cause everybody needs lovin', and hell, why shouldn't I be the one to do it!
If it couldn't feasibly involve, lead to, or enhance one's ability to fuck or fuck somebody up, there's a 99% chance I'm NOT down for it.
Careerwise, I work in real estate, managing databases, and on the weekend I get paid money to be myself, except turned up to 250% as a pro wrestling manager. I don't expect to make it to Wrestlemania or anything, but, it's a great way to live dreams, relieve stress and keep me from killing someone. The "King Kong" part of my moniker refers to my enormous ego, my prodigious penis and Bruiser Brody.
WRESTLING PROMOTIONS I HAVE WORKED FOR IN THE PAST AND PRESENT
WORLD-1 Wrestling (PA), Eastern Wrestling Alliance (MD), American Championship Pro Wrestling (PA/NJ), NWA East/Atlas Wrestling Company (PA) Championship Pro Wrestling (WV), Atlas Wrestling Company (PA), Pro Wrestling Unplugged (PA), Carolina Wrestling Association (NC) Covey Pro Wrestling (WV), Military Championship Wrestling (MD), Future One Wrestling (PA), Maximum Championship Wrestling (DE/PA), Xero Underground (DC), Undisputed Championship Wrestling (PA), World Alliance of Wrestling (DC), Acclaimed Wrestling Entity (WV), Intense Championship Experience (WV), Classic Championship Wrestling (PA), Maven Bentley Association (PA), Combat Zone Wrestling (PA), Dynamite Championship Wrestling (DE)
WRESTLERS OF NOTE I HAVE MANAGED OR WORKED AGAINST, PAST AND PRESENT
"King of Old School" Steve Corino, The BLKOUT (Ruckus, Sabian, Robbie Mireno), Josh Daniels, Allison Danger, Jimmy Cicero, "Sweet and Sour" Larry Sweeney, King Kahlua, The Patriot, Nikolai Volkoff, Christian York, Krazy K and TJ Mack aka Team Macktion, Adam Ugly and Jimmy Dream *PRETTY UGLY*, CA Elliot, Tank Thomas, Bill Bain, Mark Bravura, Bobby Shields, John Kermon, SHAKA, Griffen, Ricky Landell, DJ Hyde, Kris Krude, Hyjinx, Shorty Smalls, Leslie Leatherman, Shane Shadows, Jake Davis, and MANY MORE!
PRETTY UGLY ON ANGER AND RETRIBUTION
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