.. My name's John, and this is the story of my life, just shorter. I was the quiet fat kid that everybody used to pick on in school. Professional wrestling has always been my life. It's a hard thing, because I love the business so much, but it rarely loves me back. I can't complain though, because pretty much all my friends are because of wrestling. All of my friends kick ass. My favorite wrestlers are the ones who do what's right for the business. I hate stupid people, and people without common sense. Get it together. I also hate promoter who don't e-mail you back. It's called courtesy people. I miss the old days where all the road trips were fun, even if they were crappy. I love my friends the same as family. I try my damnedest to be a good person. I still believe hard work and perseverance pay off, even though I've only known the opposite. Ditto on good things happen to good people. I'm very strong willed, I won't give up on anything I set my mind to. Some people call that stubborn. I laugh/make jokes at the most inappropriate of times. If you have any other questions, hit me up.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Fuckin Kermon
Birthday: June 16, 1982
Birthplace: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Current Location: Sterling VA BABY!!!
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: flesh
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: some old ass worn out reeboks
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: no fat, high protein
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make a name for myself on the indies
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aight
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: chest
Your Bedtime: unfortunately, not as early as it used to be
Your Most Missed Memory: align="right">Pepsi or Coke: diet
MacDonalds or Burger King: gross
Single or Group Dates: single, unless you're into group things;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: diet
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: don't you know I would never fucking say fuck!!!
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily:< align="right">Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: I am now
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: of course, if I don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if I have to ride next to Jonny, he stinks!
Do you think you are Attractive: moderately
Are you a Health Freak: yes sir
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: um, I guess
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: like every day
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah, you could say that
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: < align="right">Ever been Drunk: duh!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: crushed in an orgy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the greatest gigilo on the planet
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: who cares?
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: I don't do fatty fat fat fat fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: like a million
Number of CDs I own: I don't know that!
Number of Piercings: only my ass
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have any
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