revenge pooping for leaving me loose in the house unsupervised, peeing on inanimate and often inappropriate objects, searching for cat turds in the yard like a truffle hunting hog, butt sniffing, scratching up bird shit splats in the yard and rolling on them, dominating my humans by rubbing my stinky head on them and mesmorizing them with the stench of my rotten trash mouth yawns
Those who bear dog treats and warm laps. Heated car seats are welcome. Bitches in HEAT--- bring it ON!
I like everything from The Smoking Popes to Vangellis.
Lady and the Tramp Benjie Lassie Star Wars flicks Planet of the Apes
The Dog Whisperer Animal Planet Emergency Vet Rescue
I can't f'ing read duh!
Me- I AM the KING!