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Mrs. Wooden Wellies

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"The Director begins to clap lightly, and all the others gradually join in. At the same time the music grows louder-it is hard, wild, and aggressive rock music, a variation of the music heard before the performance and during the pauses. The clapping soon becomes rhythmic, in time with the music, which grows ever louder, slowly becoming almost deafening. Everyone onstage, with the exception of______,gradually begins to move suggestively in time with the music. At first they each dance alone, then in couples, and finally all together. The dance is ever wilder, until it becomes a crazy, orgiatsic masked ball or witches' sabbath.______ does not participate but wanders around in confusion, weaving in and out among the dancers, who variously bump into him, so that he completely loses his sense of direction and is unable to escape, though he would clearly like to. Kotrly, who slipped away from the witches' sabbath earlier, now returns, carrying a bowl with flames playing at the surface. He twists in and out among the dancers with it, trying to get to the bower, where he finally succeeds in putting the bowl down. However, on the way there he also manages to ignite _______ cape, so that a new chaotic element is added to the witches' sabbath in the person of the burning ________, who now completely panicked, races around the stage. Shortly thereafter everyone is surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke streaming in from the bower where Kotrly has placed his bowl. The music blasts away. Nothing can be seen onstage. Smoke penetrates the audience. Then the music suddenly stops, the house lights go on, the smoke fades, and it becomes evident that at some point the during all this the curtain has fallen. After a brief silence, music comes on again, now at a bearable level of loudness-the most banal commercial music possible. If the smoke-or the play itself-hasn't caused the audience to flee, and if there are still a few left in the audience who might even want to applaud, let the first to take a bow and thank the audience be a fireman in full uniform with a helmet on his head and a fire extinguisher in his hand."
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My Interests

Vue Cinema's Best Dressed 2006!!!************************ "A cross between one of the Ramones and Doctor Who" - Dan Grant, 2006 ************************ Mozarella & Pineapple Club Sandwitch

I'd like to meet:

The random who asked to take a photo of me at wireless, citing that i looked 'Remarkable': mainly to find out if he was taking the piss but also to see how the picture came out!

Music:

Bjork, Bat for Lashes, Kate Bush, The very finest offerings from Warp & Mute and the songs that those Adam lads have thrown away!!!

Movies:

Electroma- Stunning!!!

Television:

Quantum leap, Last Man Standing (It's the bollocks- literally!!!), The Boosh

Books:

Confessions of an English Opium Eater, Moby Dick, Design Faults in the Volvo 760 Turbo, Temptation (Vaclav Havel), The Road to Wigan Pier (Part 1)

Heroes:

Sam Beckett, Guy Mcknight, Angus Andrews, and those Battles gentlemen- for hotwiring the stale dead corpse of post rock!!!