Reading. Writing. Arithmatic. Chess. Buying ice-cream. eating ice-cream. Dancing. Singing. Drinking. Original Sin. God. Eternity. Having a mid-afternoon snack and nap.
Dylan Moran. Jack White. Elijah Wood. Malcolm McDowell. Jonathon Ross. David Walliams. Jack Nicholson. Ginger boys. The Harry Potter cast. Ben and Jerry.No more clueless divvies please, even if you are lovely. Nobody who hasn't heard Right Said Fred's 'I'm Too Sexy...', it upsets me. No people with religiously sloganised attire when they're not believers, you're going to hell. Nobody who will call me fat, I've already met James Barker.
Ash. Beatles. B enFolds. ChemicalBrothers. Chromeo. CrystalCastles. CSS. DavidBowie. EdHarcourt. Elvis. FatBoySlim. FlamingLips. GirlsAloud. Jamiroquai. Justice. Libertines. LudwigVanBeethoven. Morrissey. Muse. Prince. Pulp. Q&NotU. REM. RoxyMusic. SonicYouth. TakeThat. Weezer. WhiteStripes.
Anything starring Jack Nicholson.Monty Python.Blair Witch.About a Boy.Trainspotting.24 Hour Party People.Pulp Fiction.Clockwork Orange.Green Mile.Shawshank Redemption.Anita & Me.Billy Elliot.Forest Gump.Bridget Jones.The Lord of the Rings.My Pinky and Perky video.
Harry Hill's TV Burps. Coronation Street. South Park. Ab Fab. The L Word. Malcolm in the Middle. Men Behaving Badly. The Wonder Years. Daria. Sugar Rush. Frasier. Green Wing. Sex in the City. Black Books. Alan P. Period Romance.
Adrian Mole. Philip Pulman's dark dark trilogy. George Orwell. Harry Potter. Match wits with Mensa.The Bible.
My Mum and Dad; Oh what a world my parents gave me.