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Chris Portman

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About Me


Welcome to my MySpace page. Enjoy the music if you it find it enjoyable. Otherwise click the little 'back' button in the top left corner of your browser. Go and find something you do like because in today's world of music, somebody's creating the stuff you dig. Regardless, I'm going to keep creating because it's what I was put on this earth to do.
The music you find here tends to be random and typically represents various works in progress, rough cuts of ideas, audio sketches, etc. Rarely will you hear a completed (mastered) song here. It's somewhat of an unkept musical laboratory, where I display my unpolished creations. And I don't post anything that's not either 100% mine, or collaborative work I've done with a client. In the latter case, I've received full permission from the associate artist to display the work.
But I am busily working on a new album and will be posting new music soon. I will, of course, make a formal announcement as to when and where it will be available for download and/or hardcopy purchase. A few lucky fans will also receive a completely original and individualized box-set that will be chocked full of original artwork, drawings, signed postcard photographs, etc. No two box-sets will be identical in contents outside of the core songs contained on the regular album. Each will have an array of varying B-Sides.
This is all really just one big ongoing experiment in sound and life—"life through sound"— and this is a place I can post such experimentation (when I actually have the time and bother to do so). I have hundreds of songs idling away on my hard-drives. Many will never see the light of day. Many I've forgotten I've even created.
But don't expect anything formulaic or particularly "radio-friendly" because you won't find it here, unless it's someone else's work I'm producing. Most clients want that radio sound in order to hopefully attract the dying music labels. Real music is a quickly dying artform. It's all music, but I'm referring to music for music's sake and music-as-art, as opposed to music as popularity tool. How many dying gasps are left in the lungs of genuinely unique music that breaks all the rules? Who can even know? We have plenty of insipid, imitative noise and an ever-burgeoning plethora of so-called "artists." There's more music today than could be listened to in the average human's lifetime. How much of it is worth the plastic it's burned into? Probably .001%? Maybe...If that?
Don't get me wrong. I'm not preaching from any "high horse." I'm no better than anyone else out there. I deserve as much respect as nobody. I'm here merely to state the dreadful facts. I don't have any respect for people who do this in order to seek fame and notoriety. I have deep respect for those individuals who are doing this out of a pure love for it—and if recognition happens to come their way, all the better.
So dear artist, don't be offended. I am, in fact, here for you, being a producer and all. I'm here to act as a visionary and to take your music to another plane entirely. I want to help the independent artist take their music to the level it truly deserves. I'm here to assist the artist in realizing their potential. Because, and I'm speaking as an artist, when left to ourselves we're just not that great at seeing things through. There are times when I need a producer and there are people I will faithfully call on for assistance when my own music's at a sticking point.
But I can't do what I do—helping other artists realize their untapped potential—free of charge because this is how I earn a living. And I take your work as seriously as my own. And that's because when I'm producing it, it technically becomes my work as well. As the producer, my signature gets placed on an the album's 'sound.' Meaning if you sound bad, I sound bad.
Obviously I enjoy working with visionaries. Dave Pensado, the genius mixer/audio engineer whose work appears on the industry's biggest chart-topping albums, is fond of saying really controversial things. Things that often send his colleague-audiophiles into a rage. He's kind of like the Bill Maher of the audio industry. But my favorite quote of his goes like this: "It's better to sound different than to sound good." It sounds insane at first but he couldn't be more right. And sounding "different" is unbelievably difficult. So difficult in fact, I have a hard time finding music I like! Despite sometimes spending hours in front of iTunes, hoping to stumble across "different."
Put it this way—Pablo Picasso would starve if he were born today. He is "Picasso" precisely because nobody else was creating anything close during his time. He came along at the perfect time. Henri Matisse is an exception because he was simultaneously forging his own path. The same can be said for The Beatles, for U2, etc. They crafted a sound so unique that everything that's followed has inherently borrowed.
So, as you've likely deduced if you've read this far, I run my own studio, I produce a variety of styles, and I'm a session musician as well. I play drums and/or percussion on a lot of the albums I produce. Sometimes I play guitar or piano as well. I'm a registered BMI artist/songwriter so don't steal. Ask nicely =) And my prices can't be beat. You'll get an impeccable sound for an affordable price. There are a variety of ways I can help your album sound better, just tell me what you need. Let somebody else handle the hassle.
"You are exactly what the biggest producers are looking for in a drummer. Your style is exactly what they're after. I'm serious and I don't just say that."
—Robbie Parrish (Drum Sound Designer for The Smashing Pumpkins, U2, The Who, Elton John, Norah Jones, etc.)
"After hearing just the rough cuts of our album, I'm blown away just knowing that that's actually us playing. It's like living inside a really good dream that happens to be real."
—Justin Smith (lead-singer/guitarist/songwriter "One Way Home")
"I have never worked on a session that went so fast and so smoothly. You just 'get' whatever I throw at you. All I have to do is tell you the idea I'm having and you deliver...In a single take! Unbelievable."
—Mike Thompson (Noted Houston-based producer of numerous indie artists, including my previous band, ADORA)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/25/2005
Band Website: christopherportman.com
Band Members: Myself: Programming, Sequencing, Songwriting, Composing, Drums, Percussion (acoustic and electronic), Guitars (acoustic and electric), bass, keys, pianos, glockenspiel, MIDI-controllers, pedals, amps, power cables, various electronic devices that emit noise, Apple laptops, and environment samples captured via my M-Audio Microtrack 24/96.

Anyone I Decide to Work With: Who are good at what they do.
Influences: Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Corgan, Jimmy Chamberlin, George Martin, Roy Thomas Baker, Mark Ronson, Eluvium, Lamb, Depeche Mode, Orbital, Trent Reznor, My Bloody Valentine, The Cure, Joy Division, New Order, Dredg, Echo and the Bunnymen, Keane, Fleetwood Mac, Interpol, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Explosions in the Sky, The Album Leaf, Ladytron, The Knife, Marsheaux, Editors, The Postal Service, Moby, M83, Rich Mullins, Neko Case, Shawn Colvin, Portishead, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Imogen Heap, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Phil Keaggy, Death Cab for Cutie, Everything But the Girl, Hooverphonic, Portishead, U2, Coldplay, Sarah McLachlan, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, MORE ThaN MaCHINEs, Drop Trio, Tori Amos, Leadbelly, Neil Young, George Harrison, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson, Terry Scott Taylor, The Choir, Daniel Amos, The Jimmy Chamberlin Complex etc. etc.

Songs That Can Be Found on The Soundtrack of My Life:

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Here's the video of The Smashing Pumpkin's hit song, 'Tarantula,' found on their newest album, 'Zeitgeist.'


Interestingly, Billy pronounced it: "TAH-RAN-TOOLA" during the SOS Live Earth Festival in 07. Maybe others noticed. But I've heard him pronounce it properly during interviews. Meaning he was likely expressing his usual dry whit—something all of us Pumpkinites have come to expect and love. Every bit as much as the cultivated mystique of his public persona, one that is ever-shifting, always as wildly and thematically as his albums—from the furtiveness of the acoustic guitar/'glitchy' drum machine-laden 'Adore,' to the epic grandiosity of the mid-90s double-disc release of 'Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness.' And now we have 'Zeitgeist' with its soul-stirring, borderline preachy, "Doomsday is nigh!" lyrics, backed by a brilliant, swarming wall of distorted guitars (ala-Roy Thomas Baker), built upon an earthquake of melodically pounded drums (ala-Jimmy Chamberlin). Billy clearly has a message here, which seems to have shifted from the old, "God is empty just like me," to "For God and Country I'd die."

Billy has become this kind of larger than life character who somehow manages to remain successfully hidden amongst the shadows. His soul seems to have grasped something genuine that was previously lacking. And he wants other spiritual seekers, those with eyes still open, to also find and take hold of this light he's already found. He's not asking for a podium and a camera. Or maybe he is. But his purpose is intentionally clandestine. He's letting his music do the talking. His role has become that of a messenger, his gift to the spiritual seeker—glimpses of awareness, of meaning, and of purpose. God's purpose for giving each his variegated gifts—whatever those gifts may be—is ultimately to bring His light and love to a world gone mad, to offer a state of peace during the short trip on this downward spiral. This much, Billy has admitted to seeing & believing. May he be all that God wishes him to be.

If you want a better, hi-rez version, then go: HERE

Artist on Artist: Mark Ronson & Samantha Ronson

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Sounds Like: I suppose it sounds like whatever you hear when listening to it. Dreary bliss? A melancholy robot contemplating whether or not it actually exists? A robot doused in chemicals, then set aflame? A Sigur Rós, Depeche Mode-esque ripoff? They're your ears. You make the choice.
Record Label: MachineLand Productions
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

"One Way Home" in the Studio Over the Holidays...

News, news, and a bit of news...There was something I came here to write, what was it? Ah yes! I finished producing the single "Beneath the Wings" by the band 'One Way Home,' whose album I'm presently...
Posted by Chris Portman on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:43:00 PST

The Chupacabra...Found! (well...maybe): Story from the Houston Chronicle

Has Hunter in Small Texas Town Found the Chupacabra?By ELIZABETH WHITEAssociated PressSeptember 1, 2007CUERO  Phylis Canion has been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and oth...
Posted by Chris Portman on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:23:00 PST

I Once Lived in a Haunted House

I lived in a haunted house once when I was a child. one of those houses or buildings you,for some reason, were simply always afraid to be in by yourself. and mostly for no rational reason. that fear t...
Posted by Chris Portman on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

Charles Bukowski: Sifting Through the Madness For the Word, the Line, the Way ©

Favorite Bukowski poem of the week: (I couldn't stop laughing) No Titlewhy is it that the pickup truckcarrying the loose refrigerator on the freewayis always going between 80 and 90 m.p.h.?~Charles Bu...
Posted by Chris Portman on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST

Absolute Zero: New Poems ©

We are everything become nothing,Who still believe we are everything, Despite our desperate need to Realize, that we are Still Several notchesBelow AbsoluteZero. © Kris Weissmann...
Posted by Chris Portman on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

Current Music News: 7.14.07

Things I'm Currently Doing or About to be Doing if all Continues As Planned:Currently co-producing an album for Frank Francis, one of Houston's own burgeoning artists of (thus far) unacknowledged ren...
Posted by Chris Portman on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

Flight of the Conchords

'Flight of the Conchords' is by far the most brilliant and the absolute funniest show to grace the screen of television since 'The Office.' I love it. I can't stop watching it. And I hate most of tele...
Posted by Chris Portman on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

Billy Corgan, a Medievalist?

I've always wondered why Billy Corgan chose the title Mary Star of the Sea for the solitary album release of his short-lived band, ZWAN. Today, I happened upon a Medieval manuscript that I think might...
Posted by Chris Portman on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

Drop Trio Records at our own StarrFire Studios...Amongst Other Things...

I just received my 'Chris Portman' Signature Edition snare drum in the mail, built for me by Taylor Custom Drums (See my 'Top Friends'). What a marvelous sounding instrument! Not only does it sing but...
Posted by Chris Portman on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

One of the Oldest Questions of all Time...Maybe You Posess the Final Answer...

Okay, I have my opinions but I want yours. It's an old old question that's been asked many many times but I always love hearing people's answers (particularly the 'literalists..lol. Sorry.) I like the...
Posted by Chris Portman on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST