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The Carnivores

glorious mastication!

About Me

We used to be called Criss Evrett. Nobody understands what that means. Or how to spell it. So we have a new one. We are working on a slick demo with new music. It will have stereo sound and artwork.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/25/2005
Band Website: bushorchimp.com
Band Members: Mr Dave Ripley (see: Blunt Force Trauma) plays bass guitar with his penis Mr Randall-julio-sandwich (see: Otzi the iceman) plays guitarssingswithvoice sings with other things too Mr Jacob O (see: Riot pipes) provides the engine for the journey sometimes mikekato plays the gartar
Influences: *vacuum cleaners with interchangeable hoses*ingmar Bergman films*methamphetamine phosphate*the communist manifesto*chief josef* bolivian folk music*native americans*
Sounds Like:
Record Label: ^BIGTOBACCO^RECORDS^
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

very important information for everybody

YES! THAT IS CORRECT!so we are gonna record some songs...for real this time....when dave leaves for his country and returns randy will have a bunch of new songs written....then.....recording......then...
Posted by The Carnivores on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:09:00 PST

another name change

yessir. we're called the carnivores. no if's ands or buts. iunno what ima do 'bout our music now. we'll still have some girls added, maybe some more instruments...iunno! it all takes time bro we'll se...
Posted by The Carnivores on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

Name change

OK. So what happened was no-one understands what Criss Evrett means. You see, Chris Everett was a tennis player in the 70s and won 18 Grand Slam singles titles, including a record 7 at the French Open...
Posted by The Carnivores on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST

The limits of language

Language began with civilization. Spoken word is the simplest way of communicating. It began simple, this is something physical, and real, a rock, a tree......etc...... so why do we think that we can ...
Posted by The Carnivores on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

HIATUS

CRISS EVRETT will be taking a quick hiatus for the month of June. The band members have vacationssssss............. to return from. Randy will be in China from June 6-23 and Grant will be in Europe fr...
Posted by The Carnivores on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

the masturbation station

heres some good links:http://www.masturbationmenu.com/free_masturbation_with _vegetables_.htmlhave fun!
Posted by The Carnivores on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:51:00 PST

disc nine + lyrics

*DISC 9*October 20061. Vasudeva's shortcomings as a husband2. Shiny electric fish3. Homeward bound with empathy4. "Sad Piano" from La Maldicion5. Turbulence/El mundo es un horible lugar/ So long from ...
Posted by The Carnivores on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

disc 8 lyrics and things

1.   I dont understand you (acoustic)2.   Bossa Nova in the elevator (feat. Dave Ripley)3.   To dust and unmask bewilderment4.   Transportation pt. 1 I dont und...
Posted by The Carnivores on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:10:00 PST

demonumber7

DEMO71. Aqueous2. Stroll3. Only I4. Orchestral O'malley benchpress-tapeset5. Water6. I like to be myself (feat. Geraldo)((((()))))))))()()()))))))(((((((((()))))))))STROLLP ine Cones a Fallin', Hope fo...
Posted by The Carnivores on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST

Viva El Che, Y los Campesinos tambien.

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Posted by The Carnivores on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:50:00 PST