Tourettes Syndrome is actually sad for once. |
In early August, the man we all came to know as "Tourettes Guy" passed away due to car-accident related injuries. A true institution of internet comedy, Tourettes Guy made me laugh like no debilitatin...
Posted by Francakes on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:31:00 PST |
My Gonzo Story .1 |
This is one of many stories completely improvised and typed on AIM. Usually I delete them but I have been advised to reformat it to a blog. This whole story is written in traitional gonzo and has had ...
Posted by Francakes on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:28:00 PST |
I have a feeling |
I have a feeling that my tenuous grasp on sanity will soon snap, hurtling my pysche into a deep abyss of degenerate behavior and irresponsible depravity.yes!!!!!!
Posted by Francakes on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:51:00 PST |
Fran the Salvia Man |
The followng is a letter from this groovy dude named Sam. It describes a near-perfect Salvia Divinorum experience through part of "Abbey Road."to fran man that was totally totally wild. heres my best ...
Posted by Francakes on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST |
keep on truckin' |
so i decided to take down my "exclusive blog" because i believe that the content might have been to harsh for many of my frequent readers. plus, the whole "preferred list" is a pain in the spleen.so y...
Posted by Francakes on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:59:00 PST |
INSOMNIA!!!! |
hehe. jubilant.so i am a rabid insomniac, and i finally decided to do something about it.no, not anything useful or productive in terms of curing this terrible disease,i just decided to bitch about my...
Posted by Francakes on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST |
The Roaring 90s by Fran the Pop Culture Historian/Analyst |
I've been hearing a lot about the 90s as of late, in trivia games, MySpace bulletins and in conversations with nostalgic shitheads. Though the reason I decided bestow the prestigious honor of writing ...
Posted by Francakes on Sun, 28 May 2006 02:01:00 PST |
Why only smart people should read books |
To my great elation, MySpace has added yet another link to box on the main page, "Books." However, being aware of the typical feelings towards literature exhibited by our generation, I believe this ne...
Posted by Francakes on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:10:00 PST |
Gargamel and his evil schemes |
So now that MySpace's user network has peaked 75 million in about four years, Fran will predict what is to come.1. After FOX's acquisition of MySpace, the user network will have fewer and fewer freedo...
Posted by Francakes on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:51:00 PST |
dear god, i would do myself if i could |
LEIK OMG THIS IS SCARY LOL!!!111 Are you part of 2% or 98% of the population?Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!Do the following exercise, it totally rulesJust follow these instructions, and an...
Posted by Francakes on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:39:00 PST |
