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M*I*K*E

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About Me



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..Let's see,I definately fit the tall,dark and mysterious cliche' like a glove.I'm a trucker and also single father of an awesome 8 year old boy named Augustus.My sense of humor has been described as a Bill Murray S.N.L style with a touch of Adam Sadler.Love to travel and meet interesting and freaky people,hence my occupation lolz.I believe it's the simple thinngs in life that bring TRUE happiness,following your heart and not your mind.With today's corporate television force feeding people how to live life,can you blame me for saying that???

My Interests


Besides trucking hmmm,the paranormal,fishing,Chiefs football,cheesy horror flicks,the beach,Mexico,Civil War sites,dogs,travel,camping etc.The BIG "who are you?"
Stats:
Name? Michael
Age? 30
Male/Female? male
Birthday? Nov. 1975
Birth sign? scorpio
Hometown? niceville,fl
Current location? Nuevo Laredo,Mexico
Hair color/Style? black/short
Eye color? brown
Height? 5..'11.."
Weight/Fitness? 220
Heritage? irish/phillippino
Education level? high school
Stereotype? none
Clothing style? trucker/beach bum
Best feature? calfs
Piercings? none
Tattoos? one/tribal dragon
Psychological:
Think you are attractive? i dunno
Believe in yourself? yes
Hopes for your future? few possibilities
Biggest weakness? my stupid pride
Greatest fears? hairless rats with pitchforks
Health freak? nope
OCDs? what the?
Depressed? nopers
Regrets? yes just a couple
How do you want to die? with a smile
Theme song? Quicktemper by Red Snapper
Favorite
Color? purple
Food? tuna fish
Book? still life with woodpecker
Song? u2-with or without you?
Actor? robert deniro
Pizza? hawaian
Movie? too many 2 list
Animal? doggie
Holiday? 4th of july
Cartoon? teen titans
Pastime? ghost hunting
T.V. show? taps,pbs
Ice cream? chocolate
Thirst quencher? water
Band/performer? the strokes
Outside location? the hammock at my moms house
Indoor location? playing ps2 with my son
Locations:
Where would you like to live? oregon/mexico
Been to or lived in a major city? plenty
What country would you most like to Visit? europe
Been outside of your country? yes
Been to a major tourist spot (Grand canyon, Big Ben, Pyramids, etc)? yes
Been to a major romantic spot (Niagara falls, Eiffel Tower, etc)? yes
Ever/Past month/Last 24 hours/Do you:
Smoke? yes
Swear? yes
Been drunk? nope
Done any drugs? ummm nope
Stolen anything? fuck no
Had an argument? yes
Gotten into a fight? yes
Been beaten up? it was a draw
Done more than kiss? not tellin
Been to a concert? nope
Play an instrument? no
Play video games? yup
Dance? i have 2 left feet
Sing? yes
Read? yes
Like storms? ofcouse
Relationships
Had/Have a crush? yes
Been on a date? yes
Been on a blind date? no way.i hate surprises
Kissed someone? not tellin
Kissed the same sex? what the fuck?
If Gay/Bi are you out? what the fuck again?
Been called a tease? nope
Gone skinny dipping? yes
Had sex? nun ya business
Been in love? yes......
Been dumped? yes
Had your heart broken? lots
Broken someone's heart? once
In a relationship now? nope
Want to get married? yes
Have/want kids? yes
Dating preferences:
Guys or girls? women
Eye color? blue
Hair color/Style? brunette/curly
Height? no preference
Fitness level? no preference
Heritage? no preference
Stereotype? huh?
Clothing style? nothing busy looking
Best feature? her morals

I'd like to meet:

my Grandparents,Bono from U2,David Blaine,Michael Moore,Ed and Lorraine Warren,Lamar Hunt,Beethoven,Crazyhorse,Joan of Arc,Joe Montana and the entire cast of "That 70's Show"! ALSO SOME REALLY COOL PEOPLE HERE IN MYSPACE LAND!!!IF YOU CANT LIVE A FEW MINUTES WITHOUT YOUR CELLPHONE-DONT BOTHER! PROOF POSITIVE?THE WARRENS AT IT!(R.I.P ED)
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Music:

This scene gave me nightmares when I was a little kid(dont know why but freaked me out)

Movies:

Horrors and Comedies then War and Documentaries come in a close second.Plus Anime,I love that shit. THE BIG LEBOWSKI (another fav)

Television:

Anything on PBS or The History Channel.Taps,Futurama,Scare Tactics,Room 401,The Simpsons,History Detectives,UFC,Chrome Shop Mafia,Miami Ink,LA Ink...

Books:

All Tom Robbins,Ray Garton and Richard Marcinko(met him!) books!

Heroes:

My Parents!

My Blog

Almost Bought the Farm Today!!!

Second time in two years I almost met my maker out here on the road.Riding down I80 out of Chicago when I hear this loud muffled series of explosions,trailer jerked violently to the left and right,yup...
Posted by M*I*K*E on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

When the Smoke Clears!

Its funny how things come into focus when the smoke aka bullshit clears in life.Why dont people just cut out the lies and bullshit so we can save time???fek,im just venting.i guess thats why they say ...
Posted by M*I*K*E on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:58:00 PST

Fuckin with my head!

just sitting here at a truckstop in new jersey watching the lot lizards make their rounds under the cover of darkness.its kinda sad in a way,really,think about it.NO NO NO peeps,I dont mess with them!...
Posted by M*I*K*E on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

Detroit Sux!!

 well at least it isnt snowing here...im at this little truck stop outside detroit wating to pick up some TV's and let me tell ya,its a shithole!c'mon lumpers load me already,geeesh.anyhow just v...
Posted by M*I*K*E on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

WELCOME ASYLUM FRIENDS!

I'll be checkin y'all out in a little while.
Posted by M*I*K*E on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST

Myspace HTML,what the???

 Arghhh!Fighting with these Myspace HTML codes blow!!! 
Posted by M*I*K*E on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

Late Night

Up late getting this myspace thing done.Damn this is tedious as hell!!!My bro keeps calling me for directions to Birmingham,geeesh!
Posted by M*I*K*E on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST