But enough about me, lets talk about you.
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Poppin my collar, deciding what my anti-drug is, leaning back, respecting the streets, listening to "Hey Ya", slangin and bangin, Counting crows, pediatric gynecology, watching the ships roll in, your mom
Somebody superficially good looking. Personality a plus. OBO -- Just kidding. I don't care if you're fat or ugly. Just not BOTH. Unless you're a webbed foot, banjo playing, in-bred, eat apple sauce through a straw redneck. Thats the new hotness.
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Chillin wit Lolita Cockswell
Arrrrr....beard ahoy!
Bloc Party, The Killers, Taking Back Sunday, The Roots, The Used, MIA, Talib Kweli, The Strokes, VHS or Beta, The Faint, Outkast, Mos Def, Common, Blink 182, Justin Timberlake, Ursher, Hot Hot Heat .... Enya, Celine Dion, Barbara Streisand, Kenny G, John Tesh, Wayne Newton, Hillary Duff..no wait!...Lindsay Lohan...No No..Hillary...DAMMIT!
Goonies, Garden State, Chasing Amy, Top Gun, 40 Days & 40 Nights, Napoleon Dynamite, Swingers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 7 Minute Abs, Glitter (Director's Cut)
Entourage, 24, Scrubs, Lost, Will & Grace, That 70's Show, Smallville, The Real World
Kama Sutra for One, Mary-Kate & Ashley Graduation Summer We Can't Wait, Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul, Martha Stewart's Pies & Tarts
R-Kelly's attorneys, Mary Kate Olsen (Ashley who? Thats right I said it!), Snoop D-O-Double-G, Paul Bunyan, The Cookie Monster, Sy Sperling President of Hair Club For Men, Clipper fans, Kobe Bryant, Mary Lou Rhetton, Jessica Alba, Davy Crockett, Benji, your mom