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Matt C

Don Cocknito

About Me

But enough about me, lets talk about you.

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My Interests


Poppin my collar, deciding what my anti-drug is, leaning back, respecting the streets, listening to "Hey Ya", slangin and bangin, Counting crows, pediatric gynecology, watching the ships roll in, your mom

I'd like to meet:

Somebody superficially good looking. Personality a plus. OBO -- Just kidding. I don't care if you're fat or ugly. Just not BOTH. Unless you're a webbed foot, banjo playing, in-bred, eat apple sauce through a straw redneck. Thats the new hotness.

Goin down...

Stretch it out...

Chillin wit Lolita Cockswell

Arrrrr....beard ahoy!

Music:

Bloc Party, The Killers, Taking Back Sunday, The Roots, The Used, MIA, Talib Kweli, The Strokes, VHS or Beta, The Faint, Outkast, Mos Def, Common, Blink 182, Justin Timberlake, Ursher, Hot Hot Heat .... Enya, Celine Dion, Barbara Streisand, Kenny G, John Tesh, Wayne Newton, Hillary Duff..no wait!...Lindsay Lohan...No No..Hillary...DAMMIT!

Movies:

Goonies, Garden State, Chasing Amy, Top Gun, 40 Days & 40 Nights, Napoleon Dynamite, Swingers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 7 Minute Abs, Glitter (Director's Cut)

Television:

Entourage, 24, Scrubs, Lost, Will & Grace, That 70's Show, Smallville, The Real World

Books:

Kama Sutra for One, Mary-Kate & Ashley Graduation Summer We Can't Wait, Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul, Martha Stewart's Pies & Tarts

Heroes:

R-Kelly's attorneys, Mary Kate Olsen (Ashley who? Thats right I said it!), Snoop D-O-Double-G, Paul Bunyan, The Cookie Monster, Sy Sperling President of Hair Club For Men, Clipper fans, Kobe Bryant, Mary Lou Rhetton, Jessica Alba, Davy Crockett, Benji, your mom

My Blog

Music video of the day...

Go West ... I'm The King of Wishful Thinking   ...
Posted by Matt C on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:30:00 PST

Music video of the day....

Can't front on Hall & Oates...   ...
Posted by Matt C on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

New video of the day...

Neneh Cherry anyone...   ...
Posted by Matt C on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

Music Video of the Day...

Not quite a music video but close enough...   ...
Posted by Matt C on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:19:00 PST

New video for the day...

Joey Lawrence...woah! ...
Posted by Matt C on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:32:00 PST

Music Video of the Day...

Whispers...   ...
Posted by Matt C on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:23:00 PST

Is your man cheating?

Listen to Riskay then...   ...
Posted by Matt C on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:28:00 PST

Casual Sax’s.Baby I’m Black (From the Waist Down)

Casual Sax's new hit video "Baby I'm Black ... From The Waist Down"     ...
Posted by Matt C on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:22:00 PST

Rap Represented in Mathematical Charts & Graphs...

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Posted by Matt C on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:09:00 PST

Chris Farley's illegitimate baby...


Posted by Matt C on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:20:00 PST