Originally from the sunny side of Milton Keynes, in a little town called Newton Longville. This is where I learned valuable life skills that would later pay dividends in my job. I work as a shit stabber for the goverment where I moan and bitch about society but actually just eat doughnuts and drink baileys from a shoe. I'm generally a pretty nice guy but piss me off and I'll come at you in my hairdresser car and give you a mullet that only a sea captain from portsmouth would be proud of. I have a small circle of friends and I'm not interested in meeting anyone new or 'different'. I just don't like the general public.This was written by Dave as Lee is too much of lazy cunt to do it himself. Wanker.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lee
Birthday: 8th December
Birthplace: Aylesbury
Current Location: Hertfordshire
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, lefties should still be burned alive
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stan Smiths
Your Weakness: "is none of your business"
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot and spicy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: who knows?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: need a wank
Your Best Physical Feature: midddle finger
Your Bedtime: When I fall down drunk
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King but the colnel is better
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither they tatse like watery poo
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: i dont smoke cigarettes I dont smoke cigars I dont smoke the pipe pipe pipe pipe
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: "la la la la la la la"
Do you Shower Daily: yearly
Have you Been in Love: "with anyone?"
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: not for many a year
Do you belive in yourself: I think im here
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: out of ten id give me one
Are you a Health Freak: is drinking working out?
Do you get along with your Parents: sure do
Do you like Thunderstorms: aiiiiiii
Do you play an Instrument: yep guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lots
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: if you mean a shopping centre then yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: never in my life
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dont even like cooked fish so no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: lots
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: na
How do you want to Die: asleep like my grandad, not screaming like the passengers in his car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: its not gonna happen
What country would you most like to Visit: south london
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: i dunno
Weight: not a fatty
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: who cares
Number of CDs I own: 164583
Number of Piercings: 21373
Number of Tattoos: 374546
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing I regret, but i've done some pretty embarrasing things!!
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