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Champ Kind™

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase ? Whammy! Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and Whammy!

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut.

I know. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I woke up on the floor of some Japanesse family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!

What in the hell's diversity?

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you! I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!

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