Ryan

I am left handed.I like to write (though lately I haven't written hardly anything much to my own distress).I'm the only person I know who'd rather have to warm up than cool down.I once had a mustache for five minutes. In that brief time, I knew what it was...to be a 70's porn star.I work as an office manager at a prominent state college. Let me know if you need free pens!I enjoy bizarre, tasteless gallows humor and the sound of open water, though not always at the same time.I am double-jointed in two fingers, in case that does it for you.My horrifying secret is....going to remain a secret, sorry.I have an incredibly embarassing (and incredibly AWESOME) album collection.I was born in Virginia and have lived here my entire life; that said, I find myself increasingly taken with a feeling of wanderlust. If I don't formally move soon I'm liable to toss a backpack and some CDs in my car and just start driving somewhere.