Likes: Mashed potatoes; Led Zeppelin; cheese; more cheese; books (all of them); pluots (a hybrid fruit combination of the plum and the apricot); meat; computers; ProKeds; introverts; sex; movie theatre popcorn; lefties; girly drinks; sushi; warmth; pies; New York City, and more specifically, Jones Street; your mom; twinkle lights; men who are hirsute (on the head) and/or baby-faced and/or pouty lipped; pretty eyes; the quiet;Peppermint Patties; black and white pictures; sex; fried things.
Dislikes: The Matrix sequels; chatty VJs; Republicans; dogs; girls; movies that mix live action and animation; leftovers; people...most people, in fact; cakes; morning radio shows; vain braggarts; math; Democrats; winter; willful ignorance; typos; "low carb"; those who do not signal; bugs; people who speak Spanish to me because I "look it" and are then angry when I am not; the doctor; waking up.
I'd like to meet:
I know some people in IBM ads say that the Globalization of Friendship is the real deal, where like a small school child in Kansas can picture-chat with a small school child in Guongding Province, and the music is by John Williams, but Im here to tell you thats all just bullshit. If you want to talk to your friend, ask him to come to your house! Give him a beer and shoot the breeze. If your friend can't come to your house, then ask him to plan a visit. Don't act like
ROTF LMFAO TTYL TTYL2 :) :P
is getting either of you anywhere.
Do you see what I'm getting at here?
Do not friend me if you do not know me.
Have some dignity.
Also. Watch this. Love this. ..
Music:
I took stock of my mp3 files/dirty vinyl/scratched CDs and came up with a revised edition of what I like. Because apparently, I had no idea:Here, in decending order, is everything I have ever loved.
Duran Duran, Led Zeppelin, We Are Scientists, OK Go, INXS, No Doubt (apparently I own their entire catalog. I'm as surprised as you.), Coldplay, Weezer, Stone Temple Pilots, Nine Inch Nails, U2, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Garbage, Death Cab For Cutie, Blondie, The Killers, Stevie Wonder, Prince, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Scissor Sisters, Black Eyed Peas (do not judge based on the "Humps" song), Green Day, Jeff Buckley, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, All American Rejects, Beck, Depeche Mode, Foo Fighters, Korn, Thrice, Muse, Elton John, Mars Volta, Radiohead, Aerosmith, The Darkness, Fiona Apple, Gorillaz, Incubus, Jack Johnson, The Kooks, Arctic Monkeys, Goldfrapp, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, James Blunt, The Click Five, Elbow, Augustana, Paranoid Social Club, Sia, Rilo Kiley, Hard-Fi, Bloc Party, Head Automatica
And here...everything I have ever Hated:
Madonna
Movies:
I prefer highly quotable and often weird films: The Princess Bride, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Moulin Rouge (But not for love of musical theatre...I hate musical theatre), Boondock Saints ("All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope."), cinema where Johnny Depp plays someone quirky... so...all Johnny's work then?, original Star Wars (unholy obsession with Han Solo) ,The Matrix, the usual 80s features such as Some Kind Of Wonderful, Say Anything, Breakfast Club, The Lost Boys, stuff they show on TBS, et al.
Television:
Good Eats, Jeopardy! (except when Alex tries accents), The OC, Supernatural (Google Image search: "Jensen Ackles". Wow.) choppily edited and obnoxious magazine shows that claim to be giving you important information on the state of Tara Reid's ass, Paris Hilton's vagina, etc.
Books:
Heartbreaking biographies about growing up poor/beaten/starving; the ridiculous prose of Anne Rice; fiction that ends in someone's suicide; fiction that ends with a romance; fiction that ends in the death of royalty; essays by essayists that make me laugh and have to pretend I'm coughing when on the train: Chuck Klosterman, David Sedaris, Laurie Notaro, Bill Bryson, Sarah Vowell
Heroes:
:: how jedi are you? ::
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