I am the most honest man you have ever met!
I like to get str8 to the point.
Least known fact about me? I like to kick it with 1 woman at a time and stay for as long as they'll have me. If that's forever, then so be it. That's why I'm so picky... Not because I think I'm all'at or somethin. I just want to be sure my kids turn out as fine as my future wife.I write poetry too... Like to hear it? Here it goes!
This one is called...
I'M NOT HERE
I'm not here to Sugar Daddy you
I'm not here to wife you
I'm not here to provide the conversation missing from you and your fag of a man's relationship
I'm not here to look at you
I'm not here to pipe you
I'm not here to supply your sick need for phone companionship
I'm not here to shine on you
I'm not here for free time give away
I'm not here to not make friends, more will follow, my poem doesn't rhyme... I was just gettin' this shit off of my mind
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap!!!
Hope you liked it! Now I suggest u make a new friend and keep that other talk for your lames.
Business is open and poets and other artists are welcome to work with us on upcoming projects; so enjoy the work here and if you..re interested, hit us up!
The real meaning behind women..s descriptions on those Myspace pages with no pix...lol
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Free spirit............. Substance user
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
A WOMAN ONCE SAID
"As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do forme that I can..t do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of myhousehold withoutthe help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the postion to ask ..What can you bring to the table?
You think I..m referring to money?
I am not referring to money. I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life.
What I mean is.......
I..m looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don..t need a simple minded man. I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don..t need to be unequally yoked....believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don..t need a financial burden. I..m looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman but strong enough to keep me grounded. I am looking for someone whom I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn..t taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive...he just has to be worthy.
God made woman to be a help mate for man. I can..t help a man if he can..t help himself.
If you..re sitting there saying she is asking a lot, that..s good, cause I am worth a lot."
HOLY SH*T BATMAN... THIS WOMAN KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS.
I..ma help you out here though babygirl.
Now ask me that again! Go ..head! Ask me! I bet I..ll...
Anywho(missing poem... I..m changing clothes anyway.)
I wish...
I see you over there tryin.. to catch eye contact.
I..m not shy, but I..m not so quick to react.
Don..t get it twisted.
I wouldn..t mind fulfillin.. your fantasies under the full moon(Howoooool!!)
Make sure you stay close to my peripheral.
I might play ghost, but I see you though.
I guess black never left and I like that.
You dark chocolate.
Rockin.. the latest Scacchi with the right hat.
You admirin.. my nice lap.
Come ..ere! Have a seat.
Would you like a drink,
or should I whisper in your ear somethin.. nice to think.
Kinda slick the way your eyes so chink.
Whatchu stargazin..?
Baby tell me why your eyes can..t blink.
Oh I see!
My wrist got your eyelids either froze or freezin...
Wonderin.. how you got so close.
I..ll give you a reason.
I was watchin.. you too.
There we..re even!
Sophisticated ladies know the qualities many men search for,
but to remind you if you forgot and to enlighten the...
umm...
Let..s call ..em, "late bloomers"...
in no particular order of importance.
1.Feminine
2.Spicy
3.Fun
4.Secure future
5.Mutual attraction
6.Goodfriends around you
7.Loving
8.Honest
9.NO unnecessary baggage!
10.Some sense of spirituality
If you need a little clarification on one of them, ask your psychic advisor.
This next poem needs no intro!
Sweet Nectar,
Like fresh peaches dripping in your wet stuff.
To each his own!
I love the ladies with a latin flavor.
Betcha I can make you feel it better,
rubbin.. your titties thru your gray furry sweater.
Just ask, I might letcha,
but hittin.. on the run is no fun.
Slow it down baby!
Maybe I..ll stay all night long.
And if you love yourself,
then keep the light on.
Plus I love the way you kiss me on my Johnson.
Strip your thong luv and turn that song up.
Kinda reminds me of "Quiet Storm."
[uh uh]
Every angle explored!
When you explode with pleasure,
you better get your laugh on
and grab on my chest,
but don..t play too rough.
I don..t know my own strength yo.
Give meany length of time
and I can please a nympho.
"Whatever," but hope you can take it,
..cause your spinecould melt under the pressure.
The way I kill it makes you feel it.
I..m the "BoneCollector!"
Every 10 minutesyou tell me what level you feel it on.
Catchin.. OG..s like butterflies in se-e-ason.
If the answer..s no, what..s the re-e-ason.
Makes no difference!
..Cause in any instance, I..m gonna still make a mill-i-on!
Write back soon.
Stay sweet,
Kameleon
I DON..T MEAN TO BE PICKY,
BUT I LIKE A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO
ENJOY LIFE AND DOESN..T HAVE MUCH
TIME TO HATE ON OTHER..S UNLESS
WE..RE JOKING MONO ..E MONO...
FEEL ME??
Do you know how to dance?
I..m low-key, laid-back and fun.
You like to laugh?
You like to talk business??
You like intellectual convo?
You..re in search of lots of attention?
I suggest you find someone else to holla at, because you won..t find it here.
Hope you enjoyed your long stay!whew
If you didn..t, then you a true hata doggy; so
Come baeck ane see us now... yee here!
Keep smiling,
Word
P.S. SPECIAL SHOUTOUT to my homegirl Shauna. She..s so seductive! You will find the right man... Just hold on tight to your standards! AND STOP HATIN ON THE WOMEN WHO HIT ME UP... I..LL FIND THE RIGHT ONE SOME DAY.
