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I'm HERE 2 reunite wit my FAMILY far & near, stay n contact wit OLD FRIENDS, & meet sum DOWN ASS PEOPLE along da way! No fake ASS wannaB's, PLEEZE! I hate GENERIC PEOPLE! LOL! Like I said...Im Puerto Rican, Bi, & A FUTURE RUFF RYDA! So...LATINOS, LADIES, & RYDA'S R welcome! I'm NOT lookin 4 a A HUSBAND OR A WIFE on MySpace, y'all! SO... NO THANK U! LOL! :P I'm NOT lookin 4 SEX, either! MY BABY THROWS IT DOWN JUST FINE! LMAO! SO... All U OLD perverted ASS white MEN can keep it movin! LMAO! :P Also, I aint tryna chit chat wit lil kids! SO, dont hit ME UP enless ur of AGE! Dats 18... 4 those of U dat may B confused! LOL! :P No immature PEOPLE, either! Just cuz ur old enuff 2 buy cigarettes don't mean ur mature, Boo Boo! LOL! Also, I aint n2 OLDER guys or OLDER girls! SO...PLEEZ dont try 2 HOLLA @ ME if ur over the AGE of 30! THANX! I'm NOT picky about race, creed, OR orientation, either! I like ALL types of people! DIVERSITY is ATTRACTIVE! Also, if U think im SEXY...den just SAY dat! Don't disrespect ME & come @ me SIDE WAYS because I WILL PUT U N UR PLACE! If U think U meet my STANDARDS & we might have somethin n common... HOLLA @ ME! I'll HIT U back! *MWAH* ;)
Im NOT lookin 4 some1 right NOW...I GOTTA BABY...BUT...B4 U hit ME UP & waist ur TIME...dis is my kinda MATE!
***FELLAS***I like 'em tall, wit muscles, & long hair! Gotta have corn rolls or sum dreds! I aint gonna FRONT, tho! I do like a GUY wit sum waves & a NICE FADE sumtimes! Gotta B darker den ME, tho! SORRY...white BOYS! I DONT do Snow Honeys! We can chit chat BUT I like a MAN dats got a lil pigment! LOL! NO PUSSY ASS men, either! I like a GUY dat can take wut I dish OUT & not CRY about it! Also, sum1 dat knows how 2 take a JOKE & doesnt get ALL bent OUT of shape! I like 2 play around & dont have TIME 2 calm no1 DOWN! No JEALEOUS ASS MEN, either! I gotta lotta MALE friends & I dont change 4 no1 other than MYSELF! Most importantly...I like a GUY dat can HOLD ME DOWN! Sum1 dats DOWN 2 earth & aint afraid 2 B REAL! Oh...of course...GOTTA have brains & a CONVO! Wit OUT dat...U aint got nuthin 2 offer ME! REAL TALK!
***LADIES***I like 'em short, thick, wit long hair! Wut can I say? I gotta HAIR fetish! Curly hair is especially SEXY, tho! There's just sumthin about it! I love ME sum BoriCua Chicas...along wit BLACK CHICKS! I dont really do Snow Bunnys BUT if U brake da MOLD...U might B da exception! LOL! ;) I like a LADY wit curves 2! Gotta B from da ATL club! Ass, Titties, & Lips! REAL TALK! STRONG women ONLY! I like a chick dat can stand by my side! I like a SOFT FEMM kinda GIRL, tho! A LADY I can HOLD @ NITE! No controling women, tho! I'll shut U DOWN! 4 SHO! :P I like a REAL & TRUE kinda female dat aint superficial! No fake breasts or a whole lot of maintnance! OH...Just like da FELLAS...gotta have Brains & Convo, tho! I cant B chattin wit NO SLOW CHICK! TRUE STORY!
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~M0'S TOP 10 DISLIKES~
(4 BOTH MEN & WOMEN)
1. SMOKERS
I HATE CIGARETTES! POT HEADS R COOL, THO! LMAO!
2. WEAKNESS
Don't come @ me SOFT! I'm TOUGH! So, BUCK UP CHIEF! LOL!
3. SPOILED BRATS
I grew up workin 4 MINES & I can't B around no SPOILED ASS Mutha Fucka! POINT BLANK!
4. FAKERS
B urself & NOT some1 else! Live ur LIFE 4 U & U ONLY!
5. LIARS
I hate Mutha Fucka's dat LIE! I'm REAL! So, U should B 2!
6. LAZYNESS
I'm a HARD worker & I hate Mutha Fucka's dat aren't!
7. GENERIC PEOPLE
Don't try so DAMN hard 2 fit n! Just B urself! Even if no1 likes U! Like urself!
8. NARROW MINDED PEOPLE
I'm open 2 anythin & everythin & I can't stand people dat aren't!
9. BOREDOM
I like NEW experiences! I hate sittin around! Go OUT & do SHYT!
10. JEALOUSY
Don't HATE, Boo Boo! Give PROPS wen thier DUE! ;)
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~Thee "B" Crew's Beauty Of The Month~
~April~
~Miss Mely~
Check OUT da HOTTEST CHICA group on MySpace! BoRiQuA, BlAcK, & Bo0TyLiCi0us BeAuTiEs (ThEe B CrEw) has over 300 active members ALL hand picked by urs TRUELY! Of course... Im da moderator of dis GROUP! Who else could lead dis pack of SEXY CHICAS but ME? LOL! This GROUP is rather NEW 2 MySpace! So... A lot more B BeAuTiEs will B added SOON! N either case... check it out & if U feelin da page & wut it has 2 offer... Send a request 2 join! The group is PRIVATE & by membership ONLY! So U will have 2 B accepted by ME before U can become a B BeAuTy! Just 1 thing... NO MEN ALLOWED! SORRY GUYS... IF U SEND A REQUEST IT WILL B DENIED! Its a group just 4 da LADIES! As U can C da BEAUTY of da month is OFF da HOOK 2! Just a LIL taste of wut kinda of lady's u'll find n my CREW! If U wanna check out my LADIES... CLICK HERE! Thanx 4 da LUV! QuEeN B 0f ThEe B CrEw... A RePrEsEnTiNg BoRiQua... MiSs MaMi MoNiQuA 1. ;)
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*E. Caine*
Wut it do, HOMIES? How ya'll livin? GOOD... I hope! Well... im hittin ya'll up wit a lil underground INFO on MY DOMINICAN PAPI! I wanna promote him a lil... BLOWIN UP is his DREAM! His name is Eddie Caine & he's da HOTTEST rapper in da underground WORLD rite NOW but SOON he gonna B hittin dem STREETS! He's been rappin since way before I met him & ever since we've know eachother(6 years)... He's stepped up his GAME a lot! He deserves ALL da success dat he has comin 2 him! Im not just sayin ALL DIS cuz I got MADD LOVE 4 him... Im sayin ALL DIS cuz HIS SHYT IS HOTT! LOL! I listen 2 all of his NEW shyt as well as his OLD tracks on a DAILY BASIS! I can listen 2 every BURNT CD of his that I own back 2 back wit out skippin a track! REAL TALK! So... check him out & experience his MUSIC 1st hand! He da MOST EXCLUSIVE nigga on da underground tip rite NOW & if anybody deserves 2 BUBBLE... Its E. Caine! I kno his CD will B N stores very SOON... SO... DONT WORRY... U'll B able 2 cop dem thangs! LOL! HOLLA @ HIM & he'll hit U back! If U wanna take a listen... CLICK HERE! Thanx 4 da LUV & SUPPORT! I kno he will appreciate it! NO NEED 4 THANX, THO! ITS ALL 4 DA CAUSE! MUCH LOVE! Eddie's Numba 1 FAN... Miss MoniQua 1. ;)
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***Mo's Comedy Corner***
I just LOVE 2 LAUGH! It's GOOD 4 da SOUL & it's a light way 2 discuss REAL issues! Comedy is truely the mild stone 2 ENLIGHTENMENT! TRUE STORY! :)
Mo's Favorite Comedians: Martin Lawrence, Dave Chappell, Bernie Mac, Will Smith, Katt Williams, Cedrick The Entertainer, & Tyler Perry! I dedicate this section 2 U guys! Thank U 4 your inspiration! *MWAH* ;)
~~~~~The Best Of Tyler Perry~~~~~
~~~~~The Best Of Katt Williams~~~~~
~~~~~The Best Of Bernie Mac~~~~~
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R.I.P. DJ LICKUMLOW! U WILL BE MISSED, PAPI, & JUST LIKE U ALWAYS SAID... WE GONNA GET FUCKED UP JUST 4 U & PLAY "I'M A HUSTLA" BY RICK ROSS IN YA NAME!
I DEDICATE THIS COLLECTION OF CLIPS 2 MY PAPI LICKUM LOW! SO, PLEASE SHOW RESPECT & HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE AFTER U WATCH IT 4 THE 1 & ONLY DJ LICKUM LOW! KISSES 2 THE SKY, MY BOO!
*MWAH*
I'M UR WHAT? UR *DIAMOND* GIRL, BABY!
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