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EVAN

its a sausage festival in here nowadays. lame.

About Me

words dont work well for describing myself. thats why i included lots of pictures (which also dont work too well for describing me- but supposedly are worth 1,000 words- each) by the way- i dont lift weights. never been into that. i may look like i lift, but i m all natural. i also dont shave my chest, or anything but my face. and no i dont have any kids! ----remember SAVE THE DINOSAURS!me

My Interests

i hate filling out forms, but i'll do it ..... i like (real) wrestling, jiu jitsu, UFC, pridefc, surfing, playing guitar. also i m slightly unusual cuz i have no tattoos and never tried drugs. i like the small beach towns, but none of em are small anymore. sometimes i get asked why i m single. well i dont go out much, and i dont talk to strangers much, so i meet no new people. well meeting nobody is a sure way to stay single. so here i am doing some meeting of strangers. my dog is my baby and my best friend. anyone bored can chat with me on yahoo [email protected] --or msn [email protected] - thank u for taking the time to read my long winded babble. ive been to peru, panama, costa rica, mainland mexico- but it didnt culture me cuz i just surfed. this gif pic is me recently. and about the pic of me in the championship belt: its a joke, i m not trying to fool anyone, i never won a belt...did i mention myspace.com/evank ? or http://knightevan.spaces.live.com/or http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=574080669 or http://www.friendster.com/evankk or http://www.aimpages.com/milhousevanhoten/profile.html or http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=3676688001508744288 or http://360.yahoo.com/profile-ghn_EOw0bafuekI4MhOWJ9tnACX1kMa INxpGoJ6tKzfY

I'd like to meet:

cool female humans who stay in shape- that dont smoke

Music:

police, pearl jam, descendents, face to face, millencolin, and the newest band i like is ALKALINE TRIO.. V2

Movies:

billy madison, meet the parents, road trip, me myself and irene, napoleon dynamite, harold and kumar go to whitecastle

Television:

simpsons,mythbusters, americas funniest home videos- but why do they always choose the 3 worst ones for $$$?

Books:

wheres waldoand LOVELINE on the radio was nice til adam left. the adam carolla show is ok but they need to dump dave...Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally

Heroes:

i have no hero, unless u mean the kind of sandwich. i like food....

My Blog

infection part 2

i awoke in agony at 5am due to my staph infection. i guess at night i cant drain it so the presure builds up...  i was on benadryl and nyquil just to get some sleep too. i could feel the pain fro...
Posted by EVAN on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:39:00 PST

infection

i got a staph infection in my knee. i cant walk well, cant surf, cant work. it hurts constantly. ive been living in and around the ocean my whole life, and its never made me sick until now. 3 staph in...
Posted by EVAN on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

insults stored here for use later

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, ...
Posted by EVAN on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

the worst people i've met

the worst people i've met seemed pretty cool at first. then they became my friends and gained my trust. then they lied to me face. then they backstabbed be. and i hadnt done anything bad to any of the...
Posted by EVAN on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:29:00 PST

another funny story i read

again i didnt write this!!!its just something i found funny.....That's right, I conducted a craigslist experiment and have concluded that all women are sluts. Ok, maybe not all, but I'd say a good 90...
Posted by EVAN on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

my new haircut. not exciting but... before and after


Posted by EVAN on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST

not my story

not my story:- OMG GUYS READ THIS - 32When I did my taxes this year I found out that I spent over $14,000 on Dates last year. Most of that was spent on dinner and drinks in Manhattan. Now don't get me...
Posted by EVAN on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:00:00 PST

ralph wiggum quotes

Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma! I bent my wookie. Lisa's bad dancing ma...
Posted by EVAN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new pointless blog!!!!!

why bother reading? and whats the definition of a blog? heres something funny if u r really bored: http://www.dolland.net/loveline/sound/bestof/notegoat.mp3 After talking to a female caller who...
Posted by EVAN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i m writing in my journal.

its pretty exciting typing in this box, i'll be sure to do it more often
Posted by EVAN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST