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Colleen

foxymoron

About Me

My ideal meal is champagne and a pile of jalapeno jack cheese.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Frida Kahlo and Colette.

Music:

Oh, isn't it obvious.

My Blog

Plucking my eyelashes

I miss New Mexico summer mornings. And New Mexico summer evenings. The way the air smells. The way your car is too hot to touch. Work parties where you're actually friends with everyone. New coun...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

I Am A Tree

Surprisingly, I really do sleep exactly like this girl in the picture.Find your own pose!I have been watching Gilmore Girls for no less than six hours now....
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:36:00 PST

A Love Letter

Dear Fresh Direct,I wish I knew the special little man or woman who is slicing and dicing away at your fine salty meat products, because there is nothing more delicious than the salami and pastrami I ...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:23:00 PST

The one time...

...I hide money from myself, it works. Thank God I had the foresight to hide $20 from myself, only to find it today, and my metrocard dreams might be realized.Ahhh to be young and the owner of only $...
Posted by Colleen on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST

Thank you, Criffer

For this gem of a quiz:You Are a Beer WomanYou drink to have fun and let loose. Simple as that.And you aren't picky about what you drink, though you can appreciate a quality brew.Casual and down to ea...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Well, as this week comes to a mighty close, I have been thinking about things left behind in my life. Here is a tiny sampling of what I miss most these days:1. Cigarettes and coffee with Nicholas. ...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:37:00 PST

Divine Contraception

For Joe:A" Are you available?: I'll try to be available. Basically I won't be." What is your age?: 27" What annoys you?: Hints, allegations.... things left unsaid.B" Do you know anyone named Billy?: ...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:48:00 PST

Ginger Ale

I used to read Mimi Smartypants's blog on a daily basis, barely able to contain my excitement for a new post. Then she got verbose, got a kid, got a book deal, and I forgot all about her. My replace...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

Four little monkeys, jumpin on Connecticut

This weekend, Seth, Scott, Sara, and I all ventured north to see the sights and sounds of Connecticut. Specifically, Cromwell, CT, which is outside Hartford. After a particularly long-winded Friday ...
Posted by Colleen on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

Long time comin'

The old adage boasting that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all is quite frankly a load of horseshit rolled in liver and onions and possibly processed with beets and ma...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST