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About Me

I am Nippi Schuz. I have pleather furniture and wear alot of pink. I will watch the same movie daily for three months straight. I spend my money on C.O. Bigelow essentials, Zombie Comics, El Sarape, Pink novelties, and anything that will get me fucked up! I love lace cami's, Can no longer open credit cards, and have the best Slash figurine ever! I am a cancer. I am moody. I am emotional. I have outstanding intuition. I can read your mind. I know what you've done. And I'll keep my mouth shut...............for a price!
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My Interests

Coon hounds. Harry Potter. Magic. Movies. Horoscopes. The cute guy upstairs. Lazy days. Endless nights. Great deals. Reliable hookups. My Sorority (Kate and Jen). Chess. Zombie sluts. Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse (Its coming) Pumpkin Pie Shakes. Eggnog Malts. NEW YORK. Broadcasting. Talking. Watching the Football. The Colts. Peyton Manning. His Hot brother too. Driving aroung with Kate and Barb. Geah. Ghouls. Friends. Lord Voldemort. Family. Tanning. Sales. Tanning. Zappos. com. Tanning. Turtles. Did I mention Tanning? Light Hawaiian Punch. The Wilson Brothers. Fall. Makeup. Yikes! Salon. Dye Jobs. Hair cuts. Eye Brow Waxing. Torrid. Push Up Bras Aveda Products. The A. Learning new words. Jedi Masters. Mickey Rourke. Ghost Stories. Biographies. Jimmy Buffet Concerts. Estee Lauder Perfume. Urban Decay eyes. Fellow Cancers. Girls Weekend. Boys. Boys. Boys..........

I'd like to meet:

Fellow Harry Potter Enthusiasts. A challenge at scrabble. People who understand why reruns of Roseanne are like air. Duane "Dog" Chapman. A rich dude looking to make a rad zombie movie. Some one who can help me speak German Fluently. A real life Coach McGuirk.The goblin king.......

Music:

YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE! WHAT BABE? THE BABE WITH THE POWER! WHAT POWER? THE POWER OF VOO DOO! WHO DO? YOU DO! DO WHAT? REMIND ME OF THE BABE!

Movies:

Harry Potter 1, 2, and 3. Labyrinth. Hellboy. Dawn of the Dead (remake). Finding Nemo. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Mean Girls. Thirteen. Constantine. Batman Begins. Star Wars Episode 3 (sith). A New Hope. The Fox and the Hound. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Resident Evil 2 (electric boogalu). Predator. The Shining (Nickolson style). Devil's Rejects. Howard the Duck. Buckaroo Bonzai. Little Monsters. The Wizard. Cube. Bound. Lemony Snicket. Fallen. A Bugs Life. Jurassic Park. Point Break. Backdraft. Sleepers. Agent Cody Banks. Terminator 2. The Mangler 2. Eternal Sunshine. The Wedding Crashers. Die Hard. All the Presidents Men. The Kill Bills. The Lost Boys. Shaun of the Dead. Napoleon. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Jeepers Creapers 2. Dagon. House (all of them). The Santa Clause. Jingle All the Way. Land Of the Dead. Pretty in Pink. Office Space. Heathers. Evil Dead 2. Night of the Demons. Turner and Hooch. Final Destination. House of 1000 Corpses. Cabin Fever. Dr. Giggles. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Spun. TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze. Spider Man 2. The Breakfast Club. From Dusk til Dawn. 28 Days Later. Zombie. National Lampoon's Senior Trip. Look who's talking too. There are a million more..........

Television:

ROSEANNE. Wings. Dog: Bounty Hunter. Ed, Edd, and Eddie. Yu-Gi-oh (thanks Brock). America's next Top Model (thanks Kate). CSI: Las Vegas (Grisum, Fuck ya!). Law and Order. Cosby. Family Guy. Trading Spouses. ATHF. South Park. King of Queens. Everybody Loves Raymond. Becker. The People's court. American Idol Tryouts. Just Shoot me. US Acres. Cheers. Conan. Phil from the Future. VH1 behind the music (I recommend one in particular: G & F'n R). Dawson's Creek. Unsolved Mysteries. DESIGNING WOMEN. The Wonder Years. China Beach. Miami Vice. Empty Nest. Growing Pains. The Facts of life. Nickelodeon GUTS. Rugrats. Racko's Modern Life. The Surreal life. That 70's show. E! Access Hollywood. TMNT. Saved by the Bell. Malcolm in the Middle. Montel. 24 (keifer baby). Monday Night Football. Days (with the old belle). Passions (when Timmy was around). Therma SPa Infomercials.You can tell I grew up with USA and Lifetime.

Books:

I would suggest all the Harry Potter books. Goblet of Fire and Half Blood Prince are the Best. Half Blood Prince is the Supremo Best. If you have ever considered splitting your soul and stashing parts of it in earthly objects thus making you immortal than it is the perfect literature for you.

Heroes:

Marvel Girl..A.k.A. Jean Grey A.k.A. THe dark Phoenix. Beth Chapman, because it takes someone real classy to look that trashy.

My Blog

M part 2!

So far K-trons birfday has dominated. I say birfday because thats how Goblin would say it..and 3 years ago on this very day he was smashed in the face with spongebob. I...
Posted by Nippi Screws on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

Per Havana Crew

I'm a top. fuck ya'll. Kassie and Nik's apartment rules and Kate Ne;'s got a mighty fine rack.
Posted by Nippi Screws on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

summer

Is here! I love you baby!
Posted by Nippi Screws on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

TMNT they're DYNAMITE!

So I drove by the new apartment today and I can't fucking wait. Besides the fact that I am super close to like 4 awesome bars I am also by the best cafe' and co-op ever. Kassie this is going to fuckin...
Posted by Nippi Screws on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

Whys there no seaweed in this town.

This weekend was fanfuckingtastic. Friday amazed. I got drunk on wonderous punch and helped Amy and her crew ring in her birthday. I love when you start the night off swearing you arn't going to get d...
Posted by Nippi Screws on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

Black eyes and hot dudes.

Last night fucking ruled. I guess the devil DOES always win! Details shortly......
Posted by Nippi Screws on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

Fuck DA BEARS

c'mon Peyton...you and that laser rocket arm own this.
Posted by Nippi Screws on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

Colds.

So this evil bug has been bombarding everyone I know and now it finally hit me. Great. I love you cold and sinus medicine, cept for when you let me wake up. I've had a series of strange dreams w...
Posted by Nippi Screws on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

Christmas and Weed.

Congrats to Jodes and Joel on their cute little bundle of Joy! I can't wait to buy him everything ninja turtle. I miss Ms Micci. Please come home so we can prepare for your birthday bash. Turning...
Posted by Nippi Screws on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

Superior.

If you ever want to go to a bar in wind pants without brushing your teeth and get laid....go to superior. Just sayin'. Next time we will party a little harder. I've met all members of...
Posted by Nippi Screws on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST