The Pastor’s Donkey |
Subject: The Pastor's Donkey> >> >The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor wasso> >pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, andit> >won again. The local pape...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST |
Try to read this. |
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid tooCna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, ao...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:19:00 PST |
smoking a joint |
A koala is sitting up a gum tree .. smoking a jointwhen a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"The koala says:"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."So the...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:10:00 PST |
Subject: Sex on the fence |
Subject: Sex on the fence The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first timewe had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this verytavernwhere you leaned against th...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST |
THE PREGNANT LADY |
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADYA lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST |
ready? |
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would s...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST |
Anger management |
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take itout on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out onsomeone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I rem...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST |
flying |
FlyingA mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:14:00 PST |
TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE: |
TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE:Lesson One:An eagle was sitting on a tree, resting...doing nothing. A small rabbitsawthe eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing" Theeagleanswered, "S...
Posted by Curtis/The Number 23 on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:04:00 PST |
