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Harmony

live fast, die pretty

About Me

***If you're looking to work with me on or hire me for something please send a message. Random friend requests don't mean much without some sort of message of intent attached.***

Photo: Shredboy Studios
What you will learn in a 15 minute conversation with me:
Okay where do I start.... My name is Harmony, really (trust me I wouldn't make that up... hippie parents haha), and no, my parents were not huge Elton John fans(I was named after a Harmony guitar). My life is crazy & I love it that way. I don't remember the last time I had a "good night's sleep", but I wouldn't change it & I'm pretty much always traveling between states. I'm 23, but with everything I've seen & done, at this point, I usually feel a lot older. People tell me I have the coolest life ever, it's not quite there yet, but it's getting close ;). My personality?...well basically I'm a leo, 100% leo, look it up, read about it, that is me (I actually took one of those quiz things that said it too, but then I deleted the link like a dumbass, lol). I'm completely insane (but in a good way). I can have fun almost anywhere, but I also get bored really easily. I'm really sarcastic and make fun of everyone, especially myself. I rarely take myself or anyone else seriously (not so sure if that's a good thing or not). I'm completely obsessed with music, I go to a rediculous amount of concerts & am pretty awesome at rock n roll jeopardy. I graduated college in December '06 with a BFA in Theatre, so now I'm officially a "Professional, Uninsured, Starving Artist" (well the uninsured part won't happen for a while - thank you cobra- & I'm not exactly starving, but you get the idea). I have like a million different jobs (because having just one would be boring, right?). Currently I've been spending a good amount of time working for Jagermeister as a Jagerette (yes, some of you love me just for that, I know), I'm also a freelance model, a makeup designer/artist (I can do some hair too, but makeup's more fun), a fashion/costume designer (I specialize in deconstruction/distressing), a go-go dancer (read: not a stripper, not that I have anything against it, I'm just not one...), and whatever else happens to strike my interest at the moment. I used to work at Walt Disney World, in entertainment and it was one of the greatest jobs ever, I miss it everyday. My favorite holiday is Halloween because I never got over playing dress up (which, I'm sure, explains alot). I have some of the greatest friends in the world, I basically got this thing cuz I absolutely suck at keeping in touch with people, and hopefully this will make it easier... So anyone who knows me, people from high school, Disney, or anywhere else we may have met, I would absolutely love to hear from you!!! I'm kinda really looking to be "friends" with people I actually know, but ocassionally I like meeting new people too, so if you think we could be friends message me....


Photo: Greg Geiger
I've been told I'm a "sick, twisted, little broad"...
It's probably true.
Picture: Nemesis Photo
I would love this,
even if it wasn't my leg. Photo: Cece Photography
for Speed Demon Cycles
Photo: Aradies | Hair: Thairapist
I pretty much wanna dress like this everyday of my life. Photo:Lesley Arak Outfit:BettySioux | Hair:Thairapist
My favorite place in the world

*Support Art*

My Interests


When I was little I wanted to grow up and be a faerie...
Well, that's one goal down...

Photo by Julia Gerace, Makeup by Me
Spring Faerie: Part of 4 Seasons Series

& now on to the whole general interests thing:
rock n roll, hanging out with my awesome friends, concerts, causing trouble & raising hell lol, meeting new people (in person), art (in all it's forms), talking (I talk alot, and about pretty much anything & really fucking fast too), dancing, cutting up clothes to make them cooler (no t-shirt has ever survived me completely intact), horror, bars, jack n coke (jack daniels is the only man I need in my life), extra dirty martinis, being a bad influence, sharks, shopping, ultra-lowrise jeans, boots (actually shoes in general, lately - the higher the better), thigh-highs (I own wayyy to many), astrology, warm weather, parties, really old graveyards, modeling, going out to eat, or just buying excessive amounts of junk food with my friends and staying in & watching movies, taking pictures (even though most of them come out crooked or blurry), halloween, disney, palm trees, making up fantastic life stories with Jamie when we're out & seeing how many people we can convince they're true (we're amazing & people are idiots), my cell phone (I'm sure I'll have brain cancer when I'm older from the amount of time I'm on it), road trips with my girls, traveling, animals, singing, faeries, 80's stuff, southern california, ouija boards, guitars (too bad I can't play for shit), random pop-culture trivia, london♥, bar bands/cover bands, mirrors (haha, they're seriously an addiction), hair & makeup (especially eye makeup), black nail polish, fake eyelashes, crazy looking belts, jewelry, rhinestones & anything else that's sparkly... damn, I sound shallow... oh wait... lol
In other words, I probably have way too much fun...

    My Alcoholiscope
LEO: Drinking style Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
yep, haha! I found that pretty damn entertaining and frighteningly true... I have all the other signs too so if you wanna know yours let me know

How to make a Harmony
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts arrogance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

Not too many people.... at least not on here....
If you think we could be friends message me, I won't add random people.
Also I won't add your band unless I personally know you, so don't bother, but if you want me to check out one of your shows send me a message and my girls and I will probably come check you out (especially if you want to put us on your guest list... just putting that out there haha).
Photographers, same goes for you, I should actually know you if you're requesting an add, unless we're planning on working together, then I'll add you too.
I will say this to save us all the trouble:
Don't talk to me if you're an ignorant, close-minded idiot, we won't get along, I promise. And chances are I know more about what you're talking about than you do, which would cause you to look really stupid...
If you're uber sensitive we probably won't get along either.
And while it's fabulous some of you think I'm hot enough to add to your gallery of girls who look like pornstars, I'm really not interested... Thanks.
Oh, & there's a pretty good chance I don't want to be your girlfriend.
On a side note:
Just because you're friends with Jamie, don't assume I will automatically be your friend too, likewise, just because you're friends with me don't assume Jamie wants to be your friend.
We've been having an issue with this lately lol.

*forever is not enough*

Music:

I'm a total rocker chick. I love hard rock and metal. Glam Rock, Sleaze Rock, Glam Metal, Trash Rock, Shock Rock. Basically any music that can really get into your blood. My favorites are:
Alice Cooper, AC/DC, Motley Crue, L.A. Guns, Skid Row, Guns n Roses, Brides of Destruction, Brother Cane, Wednesday 13, Dio, Balck Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Orgy, The Exies, Rob Zombie, Our Lady Peace, Collective Soul, Horrorpops, Bon Jovi, KISS, (old) Aerosmith, (old) Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Beautiful Creatures, Iron Maiden, and like a million more I'm forgetting right now... Also: Goo Goo Dolls, John Mellencamp, Cheap Trick, Green Day, Billy Idol, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Sum 41, American Hi-Fi, Tom Petty. Any of that dance club music from the early/mid 90's. Oh & I love Disney music.
House music is really starting to grow on me as well...
Photo: eliephotography

Movies:

The Incredibles!!! (Yes, I'm partial), Spinal Tap, Waynes World, I've seen the original Scream a million times and it never gets old (yea I know I'm weird), Empire Records, Detroit Rock City, Sleeping Beauty, Hercules, The Breakfast Club, Valley Girl, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Sweetest Thing, Heathers, Sleepy Hollow, Beetlejuice, Halloween, Devil's Rejects, alot of concert dvds, Home Alone 2, Rocky Horror Picture Show, almost anything with Tim Curry in it (love him!), I'm sure there's more....
Meg
You are an independent, secretive soul. You can be quite sarcastic, but have a great sense of humor. While you love freedom and adventure, you secretly desire some peace and quiet now and then. You also are a hidden romantic, but have either been hurt in the past, or are afraid to be hurt in the future. This cynical nature prevents you from showing your heart to most people. Love triumphs all in the end though!
Which Lovely Disney Lady are You?
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Television:

Court TV (except I can't get that channel anymore where I live, fuckers) & Nick at Nite, Nip/Tuck before it sucked, Occasionally VH1 or the History Channel or something of the like, Miami Ink, and for some strange reason The Girls Next Door.
Photo: Julia Gerace

Books:

The Dirt by Motley Crue, Valley of the Dolls by Jaqueline Susann, actually pretty much anything by Jaqueline Susann and pretty much any fucked up rockstar autobiography, Strip City by Lily Burana, Hollywood Rocks, Darkside Zodiac by Stella Hyde, Makeup: The Art of Beauty by Linda Mason, Demian by Hermann Hesse, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, Shakespeare (maybe not so much anymore lol), alot of classic horror stuff, the occassional rock magazine/ girly fashion magazine, Or if I'm feeling all nostalgic and junvenile Pussy Willow by Margaret Wise Brown & The Poky Little Puppy by Janette Sebring Lowrey (yes, they're children's books & I still freak out everytime I see them in the store). I used to read a lot more than I do now...

You Will Die at Age 58
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?fucking amazing
lol

Heroes:

Me (how arrogant is that?!?!) haha!

What my fans (I mean friends) have to say about me:

I swear this wasn't my idea...

Look! I have minions... well, a minion...

My Blog

Friday, April 25th, come hang out with me... it may be your last chance (for a while anyway)...

Harmony's moving to Hollywood... Danielle's turning 24... & we're celebrating it all in one night... Friday night (the night before I leave, mind you) Danielle & I have decided that everyone ...
Posted by Harmony on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

So, Harmony is moving to Los Angeles

Yep kids you read it right... I am officially moving to L.A. in May (actually I've known it for a couple weeks but I'm just now posting it here, because I'm a slacker)... I'm moving out there for...
Posted by Harmony on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

I LOVE the day after Halloween

Soooo while Halloween is pretty much the best day ever, I may love the day after Halloween even a little bit more... Why you ask? Because of the amazing sales on all the Halloween stuff... I'm sure mo...
Posted by Harmony on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST

I am cleaning my room........ & it sucks...........

Yes, yes kids I know this is unprecidented, but I really am.... mainly because poor Jenn is sleeping over tomorrow night (so we can go be super models in nyc on sunday) & she hasn't ever seen my r...
Posted by Harmony on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

Runway 21 Charity Fashion Show -NYC- Sun. 4/1/07

Like always, this alrady went out as a bulliten, but for those of you who missed it, it's here too. Ok guys, This is kinda last minute, but I just got involved in this one so here's another fashion ...
Posted by Harmony on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

Stiletto Leathers Fashion Show -NYC- Sun. 2/18

Already went out as a bulletin, but I figured I'd post it here too...Ok guys,So it's that lovely time of year again where I harass everyone to go down to NYC to check out whatever I'm involved in. Thi...
Posted by Harmony on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

I'm fairly sure....

....I'm slowly going insane.Just letting everyone know now, so when I snap no one will be surprised...You guys will come visit me in my fun padded room right?? ...
Posted by Harmony on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

I graduated today....

.......fucking weird........haha even though I get to go take finals on Tuesday... makes sense right?...graduation then finals......whatever... Ohhh yea, BFA in Theatre.... so that makes me a soon to ...
Posted by Harmony on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST

Yep, I'm psycho...

So me wasting time leads to me realizing I'm out of my frickin mind....Free personality analysis of Harmony.Generated on Sat Dec 9 16:38:05 2006. Harmony's Existing Situation Seeks to ...
Posted by Harmony on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

dyyyyyiiiiinnnnngggg

Yep, so my year isn't complete if I don't get pneumonia at least a couple of times, so here we go again kids..... Yes, I am awesome like that & managed to get it for what, the 3rd time this year.....
Posted by Harmony on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST