Nocturnal flatulents ignition experiments, and the quest to find Mousaka, Spanikopita, Pastitsio, and Dolmades in the freezer section of Safeway!(Hey I can get Mexican and Italian, microwave ready...why have those stinkin fukers left the Greeks out??!! Gotta e-mail Birdseye and Swanson's!!!)
~~~~~~Also the Greek Orthodox Church......What!!.... are you surprized by this??.....yes my friends my foul mouthed ass and a need for mayhem may be saved by my belief in God and Jesus....and the Orthodox Church is the one and only original, why settle for "jonny come lately" christianity, I only go for stuff thats real.....and this is it......by the way some of you are on the road to damnation....go figure it out for yourself or pay later, stop eating at the 'Y' get your dick outta that dudes asshole, stop worshiping Satan, it's just wrong man!......Jesus loves you too!!...everyone else thinks your a stupid asshole!
I'd like to meet:
Dead hero's first! Peter Macheros(my grandfather, greek, friend of many, self-made buisnessman, and "made guy")
Elvis (of course), Bill Haley, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Sam Barris, Ronald Reagan, Samuel Clemmons(if ya don't know who that is yer a dummy), Zeus, Atheana & all the rest of the Greek godsTeddy Roseveldt, Jack Daniels, Grissom Chafee and White(all astronauts ARE American hero's)and Hot Rod Pete Fiorito(we'll all miss you).
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the living....Ed Iskendarian, George Barris, George W. Bush, Brian Setzer, all of the guys in Sha-Na-Na, Don Garlits, Tommy Ivo, John Force, Mario Andretti, Barry Meguire, Freddy Blassie, Bill O'Rielley, Zell Miller, Even Mecham, Hulk Hogan, Mikey from American Chopper, Oliver North, and Uncle Ted Nugent(again, once was not enough).
Music:
YES! I LIKE MUSIC! Most kinds of music, Johnny Cash, Bill Haley, Ted Nugent, Louis Prima, Adam and the ants( the really old real punk non trendy shit), Bill Monroe and the blugrass boys, Bobby Darrin, the Vandals, Flat & Scruggs, ELO, Sun Demons, Les Paul & Mary Ford, the Cars, Bo Diddley, Ramblin James & the Billy Boppers, Dwite Yokum, the long Gone Trio, George Strait, Twistin Tarantullas, all Do-Wop, Greek Rembetika, and of course Arizona's own Alice Cooper.....I like variety......
Oh Yea...Social "D" aint punk rock...Sorry...it aint Rockabilly niether...I dont have to like it or listen to it just cause some dumbass thinks it's cool......I'm not sure it is even music...and just to set the record strait...the wrecking pit existed before most of you were born and pooing in your diapers.....try like 1979 any club that had punk happening, we invented it not you!!.....Sorry......go cry a river at your local "Hot Topic retailer at the mall lame ass! shoplift a 't' shirt and spiked wrist band, it'll make you feel better.....if that dont work try sniffing glue or wippets or somthing...just shut up you stupid hippies.....
Movies:
American Grafitti, Grease, Cry Baby, Road Racers, Christine, Gone in 60 Seconds(Toby Haliki version),American Grafitti, Grease, Cry Baby, Road Racers, Christine, Gone in 60 Seconds(Toby Haliki version),Brave Heart, 300 Spartans, Ben Hur, and "Walk the line"(of course) you get the idea....
Television:
TV SUCKS A FAT ONE!! Thank god for VHS and DVD..............American Grafitti, Grease, Cry Baby, Road Racers, Christine, Gone in 60 Seconds(Toby Haliki version), Braveheart, 300 Spartans, Ben Hur, you get the idea......
Books:
Anything not written by Howard Stern or Woody Harrelson or Billary Clinton Or Micheal moore..............can they write?????? well hell, I can read.
Heroes:
MY DAD and MOM, they were winners on that reality show.."30 year mortgage with a family of 9"....they have the "Keys to the Kingdom" now.......and I know they are watching my back from above..........along with thousands of Greek warrior ancestors..so watch it!!!!
