The Idiot Savant profile picture

The Idiot Savant

HONEY DUTCH

About Me

Well, what is there to say? I'm 20 years old, not going to school. The college part kicked ass, classes just kinda got in the way. I can't afford it anymore, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I'm the type of dude who's given a lot of descriptions, from wierd, to insane, to "YOU're that one guy who did that one thing that one night". It always sees the best times in life are the ones you can't remember. It's those delicious acts of randomness that make life so rich. Like jumping off a roof, to see if you can fly. At least i know for CERTAIN that I can't now, how many of you can say that? Elephant hair bracelets are the shit. So are hookers (preferably stuffed, for safety's sake). Care bears, pink elephants,where there was once LSD,masigal mushrooms and reefer, there is now a fuckin myspace account. ... . I love music, and its pretty much the only thing that can keep my attention for more than 5 minutes at a time, but I think its more fueled through ADD than actual talent. When that groove hits, and its on, there's no better high in the world. Ive been the drummer in a nu-metal agg rock band, ive had an acoustic dirty blues band (the stank pussy blues, when You step on my penis, etc.), a Tencious D esque band, a semi serious band called Trip the Peach Fantastic, I played drums and perscussion in a jam band, I have a punk/indie/blues/doo wop thingy I jam out with, and im in a punk-turned-experimental band called the 7 inch experince, where im not really sure what i play. My goal is to have a band where i play a different instrument in everything, i think im somewhat on my way. Ten i shall compose music that will make u laugh until you shit yourself while weeping at the same time. NOt too lofty of a goal. Pudding is good. Parties wehre everyone is bombed out of their skulls are the shit. Its all about the love. I make beats for a rapper also. ,which i find kind of ironic, cause i know so many racist jokes. ALL in all, I'm a pretty boring dude. If you dig chillness, a dash of nuttiness, music, dirty assed humor and kinky sex, lets chew the fat. If not, take off your girls pants and cry in someone else's corner. TAC'S ARE AMAZING!!!!!
Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you. What Is Your World View?
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Music, Pogs, poetry and freeform thought if I ever get off my ass and write some shit, talking, and listening to those stories every worthwhile human being has. Good times with good people are all that matters. Beers are good too. Did I mention porn and funyuns????

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Timothy Leary, Maynard James Keenan, Buddha, Christina Milian, the dude who invented pudding, Good Charlotte so i can see if I can make them cry

Music:

I'm a firm believer in that there is a gem in every genre. I try to listen to everything, and get at least something positive about the whole experience. DO NOT GEET THAT CONFUSED WITH MEANING I WILL NOT TELL YOU SOMETHING SUCKS ASS IF IT DOES!!! Some of the shits i dig are Clutch, Mastodon, SOAD, Johnny Cash, ZAPPA, God Forbid, Death, Pink FLoyd, Necrophaegist, Tool, APC, Corrosion of Conformity, Sublime, Bob Marley, RHCP, Acoustic Hookah, The Game, PITBULL, Darkest Hour, A Tribe Called Quest, Jurassic 5, NadaSurf, the Who, The Beach Boys, Taleb Kweli, Damien Rice, Clapton, Liquid Tension experiment, Ra's 1st album, Bad Brains, Mos Def, Billy Joel, Old school Incubus, Snot, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Clash, Pygmy Love Circus, Green jelly, Primus, Victor Wooten, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Slipknot, Dennis Chambers, Virgil Donati, Derek Roddy, Carter Beauford, Yes, Tower of Power, Earth Wind and Fire, Nursery Rhymes, Megadeth, Testament, Slayer, Chopin, Shumann, Liszt, Wagner, Bach, Dizzy Gillespie, Buddy Rich, Oasis, Taproot,. I will get down with almost anything, at any time.

Movies:

Ong-Bak, Van Wilder, Kevin Smith shits, True Romance, SIN CITY, Caddyshack, that one movie I made with those chicks, and many many more. I dig movies. Even bad ones, cause a lot of them are fuckin AWESOMLEY bad. Like that one movie sylvester stallone did where he was an arm wrestlerr. WHAT THE FUCK????? did the editor fall asleep or some shit?

Television:

Adult swim, ESPN, that '70s show, SURREALITY, and watevers on

Books:

Beach Music, the Rainmaker, Big Red Tequila, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, anything by Vonnegut, Pat Conroy and anything that doesnt suck. I used to love to read, but now i find myslef staring more at the pretty pictures...

Heroes:

Dirk DIggler, Wolverine, Max Payne, and Siddharta Gautama

My Blog

Tell me i'm wrong

PEOPLE WHO POP THEIR FUCKING COLLARS REALLY NEED TO GET THEIR FUCKIN NUTSACK KICKED OVER THEIR HEAD AND CAUGHT ON THE NEAREST MEATHOOK.  WAT IS THAT SHIT?!?!?!?!?! NOW EVERYONE IS FUCKING RETRO, ...
Posted by The Idiot Savant on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:54:00 PST

Who reads this shit

So it was raining all day today.  And it  got fucking freezing tonite. I like the rain though, don't really know why.  I like the idea of how much vivaciousness it brings to the world, ...
Posted by The Idiot Savant on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:06:00 PST

The current line of semi-existential bullshit

Ok, after much heckling and hassling, I the super/stoner Jew, have made a myspace account.  I was bored, get off me. I was walkin barefoot through the muddy grass last nite, and an idea struck me...
Posted by The Idiot Savant on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:22:00 PST