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Demonphyre

Already dead, but otherwise peachy.

About Me


Horror Pictures at satanspace.comI am a redhead, along with most of what that implies. Take it or leave it, I don't care. I am an anomaly in nearly every sense of the word. I am either Satan Incarnate or too Christlike, it's hard to tell. I am more of a guy than most guys I know, but will never be mistaken for one. I like being underestimated. My mother is the moon. I am a cat, and if you stop scratching me before I am ready, your flesh is mine. Conversely, if you scratch me when I am not in the mood, your flesh is mine. I don't care about money, probably because I have never had much, and will accept favors, trades, services, and souls in lieu of currency. I like dead things and going fast. Music is my sanity, so I am slowly learning to play guitar in an ill-conceived attempt to better mimic those of sound mind. Sex is pleasure, love is pain, and those who combine the two are in for one hell of a wild ride. I hate sleeping, eating, and all other requirements of being corporeal. I have not yet found what I am afraid of, and that scares me. *grins*
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If you aren't satisfied with that, here's a dumb survey so that you can feel like you actually know me. Enjoy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gem
Birthday: 12/18
Birthplace: NOLA
Current Location: Florida
Eye Color: varies
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: primarily right
Your Heritage: pure blood mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: quond mi nourit
Your Fears: do not define me
Your Perfect Pizza: two slices each of: Hawaiian, pepperoni and jalepeno, bbq chicken with bacon, supreme (everything, deluxe, whatever you want to call it)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: that's for me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Okay, what's real now?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes? hair? ask someone else.
Your Bedtime: when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I'd rather not think about it, thanks.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single dates and group outings
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: Yes. Yes, I do.
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: guilty
Do you Shower Daily: generally, yes
Have you Been in Love: *shows scars*
Do you want to go to College: YES! Damned expensive tuition...
Do you want to get Married: maybe one day... depends on who asks me, I guess
Do you belive in yourself: I am a figment of my imagination.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if you spin me
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: NO. Next question.
Do you get along with your Parents: one of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: cigarettes, yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I am heavily medicated for your safety
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I have eaten Oreos, which is rare for me
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no *pouts*
In the past month have you been on Stage: no *pouts more*
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't think so...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yeah *giggles*
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: *nods*
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: however
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: beautiful
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black/dark brown
Short or Long Hair: I prefer long, but either works for me
Height: taller than me in heels
Weight: proportional to height
Best Clothing Style: what he's comfortable in... low slung jeans are sexy on anyone
Number of Drugs I have taken: bwahahahaha... like I could even begin to count them all!
Number of CDs I own: 97 less than I did... bastards.
Number of Piercings: currently? 13.
Number of Tattoos: 3 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret? none. lament? lots.
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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My Interests

movies, art, writing, music, psychology, forensics, corpses, the occult, parapsychology, RPGs, body modification, racing, midnight, demonology, encephalopods, cats, cryptozoology, fire, flame, sex, reading, not-quite humans, magick, heresy, adrenaline, comedy, caffeine, new and different experiences, quizzes, sex, seduction, singing, Egyptian culture and mythology, drugs, mental illness, zombies, gods and monsters, deviance, poetry, anarchy, death and dying, BLOOD...

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein, Robert Anton Wilson, Adolf Hitler, Jesus Christ, John the Baptist, Vlad Tepes, Rob Zombie, Maynard Keenan, Leonardo Davinci, God, Lucifer, Edgar Allan Poe, Chris Black, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Bruce Lee, Aleister Crowley, Houdini, William Shakespeare, Christopher Walken, Samuel Clemens, John Cleese, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Jack Nicholson, Neil Gaiman, Seth Green, an Atlantean, Timothy Leary, Hunter S. Thompson...Or did you mean... ?Um...I guess anyone with half a brain (more is better), anyone who can make me laugh, or anyone who thinks they could deal with me and my... *ahem* quirks.


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Music:

Tool, Acid Bath, Nirvana, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Garbage, Concrete Blonde, Nile, Crowbar, Goatwhore, Down, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, A Perfect Circle, The Bloodhound Gang, American Head Charge, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Milla Jovovich, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Eminem, D12, NIN, Slash's Snake Pit, Guns N' Roses, Lynard Skynard, Iron Butterfly, Metallica, Slayer, Motley Crue, Poison, LA Guns, Poe, Ritual Killer, Soilent Green, Sting, Madonna, Mudvayne, Pantera, Disturbed, Gregorian Chants, Enigma, Deadboy, Morphine, The Radiators, Bozo Porno Circus, Alice in Chains, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Ray Stevens, Type O Negative, Luda, North Mississippi All-Stars, V.A.S.T., Tea PartyRob Zombie - Meet the Creeper

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Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (I, II, III, & the remake), House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Saw, Memento, Tomb Raider, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Kill Bill (I & II), Constantine, Aladdin, Au Revoir les Enfants, Hate, The Addiction, Clue, Slumber Party Massacre, Friday the 13th (are you noticing the trend, yet?), Nightmare on Elm Street (yup, here too), Joyride, Resevoir Dogs, The Italian Job, The Replacement Killers, Ichi the Killer, Sean of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Poltergeist, In the Mouth of Madness, Mr. Frost, The Devil's Advocate, Pirates of the Carribean, Faces of Death, The Omen, The Exorcist (et. al.),Fast and the Furious, Grind, Jackass: the Movie, Strangeland, Meet Joe Black, Boondock Saints, Dead Alive, The Dark City, The City of Lost Children, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Steel Magnolias, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Pumpkinhead, Sleepy Hollow, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Young Frankenstein, Haunted Honeymoon, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Pet Semetary, 50 First Dates, Ever After, Trainspotting, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Final Destination, The Virgin Suicides, Event Horizon, 8 Heads in a Duffle Bag, Apocalypse Now, Fallen, Full Metal Jacket, 8 Seconds, The Shining, Labyrinth, Legend, Jenifer

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, That 70s Show, ATHF, Futurama, America's Funniest Idiots, Robot Chicken

Books:

anything by Robert Anton Wilson, The Chronicles of Amber, Focault's Pendulum, The Book of Lies, The Tree of Lies, Remember Me, Choke, Fight Club, Snow Crash, The Big U, The Devil's Dictionary, Watership Down, The Stand, Good Omens, Neverwhere, A Clockwork Orange, Sabriel, To Wield a Red Sword, The Harry Potter series (WTF, mate?), The Giving Tree

Heroes:

I don't need a hero...

My Blog

The cold, heartless bitch chooses love over money. Film at 11.

Does anyone remember the story of the Gordian Knot?  I apologize if I am spelling it incorrectly, but the basic idea is that this ridiculous knot existed for years and years and no one could remo...
Posted by Demonphyre on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

Angry White Man Meets Evil Educated Redhead

First, you need to read this: http://www.aspentimes.com/article/2008198091324topofpage&nbs p; Then, if you want, you may read my response below... assuming my head doesn't explode before I have finishe...
Posted by Demonphyre on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:41:00 PST

Family

The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style    Once upon a time there were three little pigs.  The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.    One day this nasty old wolf came up...
Posted by Demonphyre on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST

At ease, Disease, there’s Fungus among us.

I feel like crap.  My head and chest are filled with icky green plague, and I don't have the strength to fight today.  My head is pounding, my throat is raw, and all I want to do is curl up ...
Posted by Demonphyre on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST

Sorry, but...

If you are a real person with a friend request, bear with me.... I just don't have time to go through them right now, but I promise I will. Just think of it as proof I actually care...
Posted by Demonphyre on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:31:00 PST

Freaking out!

I need internet!   AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! Stupid computers hate me. Stupid medicine not working.  Stupid end of things not here yet. Stupid hole in my house. Stupid lack of friend...
Posted by Demonphyre on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

Shedding some weight and getting new things...

NEW ...Want it?Message me.
Posted by Demonphyre on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST

Meet at Kahiki Palms!

Meet at Kahiki Palms!     Ok, so I know I suck and all, but I am seriously sneaking this computer thing in when and where I can. New phone. Broken bone. End of days. Prophetic dreams. Messa...
Posted by Demonphyre on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

The Pot.

by Tool.   Who are you to wave your finger?You must have been outta your headEye hole deep in muddy watersYou practically raised the dead Rob the grave to snow the cradleThen burn the evidence do...
Posted by Demonphyre on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

The Forum

So, I opened my email today to find this... > Weather Bulletin - Denver>> Up here, in the "Mile-Hi City", we just recovered from a Historic event---  > may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblic...
Posted by Demonphyre on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST