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Why I Can't Direct Pornos

I don't think I could direct pornos. Why? Well I was shooting my first quasi sex scene in NYB. I kept doing two things. Giggling when Dannie had to straddle the bed and make fake sex bounce noises. At...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:48:00 GMT

NYB Podcast Ep 2 Stabbing Heads

NYB Podcast Ep2 Stabbing Heads
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:42:00 GMT

S.O.B.

Just got into a car accident and boy are my arms tired from beating the fucking shit out of the raging asshole who hit me...I wish I did that to the raging asshole. It would have been better than that...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:44:00 GMT

Stupid yet Exciting Dad moment

Just got done loading up my kid's 1st iPod. I'm very excited. I had added the standard pictures of family andĀ friends, along with brief retarded moments that I have shared with my son. Plus, the most ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 09:16:00 GMT

NYB Update

I am growing closer to the end of editing of NYB. There is lots more to do and I need to schedule a few reshoots. The film is looking good and I am enjoying wacthing it. But anywho I felt like sharing...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 15:22:00 GMT

Oh Nappy

What ever happened to Napster? Is it still around? Did it retire? I'm curious if it had a 401K plan. Oh Napster... I do miss you. Whatever your life your living now, I hope your happy.
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 19:15:00 GMT

I Need To Feel Pretty

So to calm myself down from my cell phone debacle, I decided to geek out for a while and buy the complete 3 seasons of the original remastered series STAR TREK. Yes, I am on a Star Trek high right now...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 11:09:00 GMT

Who-Fuck'n-Ray!

Instead of waiting to the ends of freak'n time, I just decided to upgrade my phone. So, now I have this new phone which looks like the retarded step child of an iPhone and a Blackberry after a nigh...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 14:28:00 GMT

Curb Stomping Alexander Bell

Apparently it will take 5 business days for me to get a new phone. 5 long ass freak'n days for me to get a new phone that I hate... so the phone broke 2 days ago and I won't get it until Friday of ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 08:14:00 GMT

Fuck Alexander Bell

I hate my phone. I fucking hate it even more when it brakes. Fuck balls this is annoying. Now I need to get a new one. I hate carrying it on me because I have to put in my pocket. It bulges out and ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 08:16:00 GMT