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mikeyspants

About Me

I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter. I don't know. I mean how many of these people know. They think they know, but deep down inside, they really don't know. I know that i don't know...I don't know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

shatner, a monk...or a monkey, batman, seinfeld, aaron sorkin, a real white ninja(you never see those anymore), most women, someone who can fly a helicopter, goliath, the apostle paul, homer(you pick which one), a good president, and anyone who has touched kiera knightly(get your minds out of the gutter, please)

Music:

trading yesterday, coldplay, u2(who isn't a fan), mutemath, frank sinatra, louis armstrong, ella fitzgerald, the stones, the who, cash, nelson(willie...not the gay blonde ones), imogen heap, sting, dm, elliot smith(sad), fiona, keane, the killers, maroon 5, muse, van morison, yellow card, green day, josh rouse, alanis amazes me, kelly clarkson, anna nalick, the beatles, beck, foo, the frames, mat kearney, most classic rock, and a little 80s pop, and a dash of old country.

Movies:

i like most movies or at least can find something of value in almost everyone i see(except alexander...i just threw up in my mouth a little). but faves would have to be lord of the rings(great books too), forrest gump, fight club, braveheart, a few good men, last of the mohicans(even better book), indy jones, good night and good luck, walk the line, the mariachi trilogy, good bad and ugly, duel, shawshank, star wars, top gun, any bond, mean machine, lock stock, snatch, rounders, oceans 11, the music man(hm...odd), last samuri, great escape, say anything, high fidelity, kiss kiss bang bang, all the comic book movies, gone in 60 sec., cool hand luke, old war movies and westerns, anything tarantino, anything leone, all m night, anything python(monty not a snake on a plane).

Television:

seinfeld, good saturday night live, west wing (best written show on tv), lost, deadwood, entourage, sports night, arrested developement, the daily show, greys anatomy, my name is earl, the office(brit and american), history and discovery channels (i'm a nerd), and baseball.

Books:

velvet elvis by rob bell will change you, the hobbit, the lord of the rings, last of the mohicans, blue like jazz, long way round, rebel without a crew, the great divorce, john stewarts naked pictures of famous people, anything shakespeare, and...the Bible

Heroes:

my grandfather helped raise me and taught me just about all i know. i think he's the only true heroe i've got.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

guilt

some friends of mine recently went to new york and brought back a t-shirt for me. i love t-shirts...its all i wear. but this one is different. it has a cross on it and in bold letters in front of the ...
Posted by the phelps on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:48:00 PST

a day as chuck

i have recently been pondering what life must be like for our most esteemed citizens. i'm trying to put myself in the shoes of our leaders for a day. when narrowing the field to the most powerful deci...
Posted by the phelps on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 07:12:00 PST