i'm long-winded......... just tell me to shut up, i won't be offended.when i make my first million dollars the first thing i am going to buy is a vw rabbit pickup truck. they made them in the early 80s and they are AMAZING. i am going to paint it pink (raspberry like my jetta was, not like baby or pepto) and the interior is going to be pink and gray argyle. what can i say? i love the awkwardness of those old v-dubs.i paint things, i hang out with my cat, i enjoy the beauty bar, karaoke and the golden girls (sometimes in excess). i love the smell of paint and i love cutting up paper into little pieces.... tiny things are the best. i don't listen to voicemails (ever! so stop leaving them) but i loooove text message..so please leave lots of those, ok?i don't know why there are always children in the laundrymat in the middle of the night. i am the ant queen. i love old encyclopedias. blah blah blah. i wish my brother lived closer so i could hang out with him more. we used to do an annual road trip but this summer the midwest tried to swallow my vw in several states and it was just too traumatic. this brings the total of states we have broken down in on the road to: WI, FL, LA (in the pink jetta), KS, MO, CO, AL (in the jessica ra-ra-rabbit)... this is what i get for driving questionable, old-model volkswagens with ambiguous mileage that double in value with the addition of a cd player. but it also means that i have been to 46 of the 50 states!this is not me, this is dan, he owns my favorite beard evarrr and he rocks out on the ukelele (tho if you think you have a better beard than dan, speak now or forever hold your peace-slash-ukelele):
i have shamefully become addicted to r. kelly's trapped in the closet videos. help.
"oh my god, a rubber.. rubber.. rubber.."i work at color me mine! yesssss i do!
