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jason (with a j)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born on a cold, damp Scandinavian night during a lunar eclipse. I am mentally limber and emotionally acute. I prefer people to whisper things to me rather than speak aloud. I can't read above a 5th grade level. Things are going my way. Listen to Practical Mullet and Brutal Beaver if you desire 7 years of good luck... width="425" height="350".. ..This is a short film I wrote and directed. It's a dark comedy entitled Sunny Day... width="425" height="350".. .. ..I turned part of this 1950's British comedy play into a 1920's style drama on a train.

My Interests

POCKET, music, movies, books, traveling, writing, religions, spirituality, politics, weather (particularly thunderstorms and snow), friends, family, playing the kazoo and xylophone - at the same time, adjectives, expeditious, similes, metaphors, roller coasters, sky diving, bungee jumping, surfing, skate boarding, skiing, scuba diving, white water rafting, road trips, college football, working out, planetary alignments, hats, coats, shoes, watches, sunglasses, the numbers 1, 7 and 13, October - December, cleverness, creativity, sarcasm, wit, laughable comedy, archaic forms of Latin, Saturdays, you

I'd like to meet:

Extra Terrestrials, God, my parents and grandparents at my age, myself in 20 years, my wife.

Music:

metal blows and country sucks (minus the old school stuff)

Movies:

Writers and/or Directors: Kaufman, Coen Bros., Paul Thomas Anderson, Michel Gondry, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, John Landis

Television:

Branded (particularly the early episodes), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, The Office (BBC & NBC), Arrested Development, The History Channel, MXC "Don't get eliminated!" Sponge Bob, ESPN, Family Guy, 30 Rock, John from Cincinnati, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

Favorite authors: Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Steinbeck, C.S. Lewis, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Truman Capote, Thomas Fleming, Iain Levison, Christopher Moore, Robert Hamburger, God

Heroes:

Anyone wearing a cape...and God (when he's wearing a cape)