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Jessi

since 1986

About Me

This whole page pretty much covers the "About Me" part. Though something most people probably don't know is that by night I like to travel far and wide to certain farms and tip cows.
SCORPiO * -- Can be mean. ---- Jessi's Comment : HAHA. A little.
-- EXTREMELY sexy. ---- Jessi's Comment : __
-- Intelligent. ---- Jessi's Comment : 1+2=3
-- Energetic. ---- Jessi's Comment : FUCK @_@ LET'S GO EAT
-- Predict future. ---- Jessi's Comment : I will grow up
-- Most erotic. ---- Jessi's Comment : This is true
-- Freak in bed. ---- Jessi's Comment : I'M A FREAK *sleeps*
-- GREAT kisser. ---- Jessi's Comment : Anyone?
-- Always get what they want. ---- Jessi's Comment : True also
-- Attractive. ---- Jessi's Comment : *bats eyelashes* =D
-- Easy going. ---- Jessi's Comment : Sweet *itches butt*
-- Loves being in long relationships. ---- Jessi's Comment : It's not me, it's you -_-
-- Talkative. ---- Jessi's Comment : And and and - what?
-- Romantic. ---- Jessi's Comment : Bonjour ;)
-- Caring. ---- Jessi's Comment : *HUUUG*
-- Artistic. ---- Jessi's Comment : CLAUDE
-- GREAT friend. ---- Jessi's Comment : =D
-- NICE! ---- Jessi's Comment : I should think SO.
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My Interests

Well, reading tends to be a good interest, for if it weren't I'd be just like the next dumb fuck who sits beside me in class, who seems to think that the world is shaped like a pineapple. I also like designing websites - now I know what you're thinking, "Isn't that a job for a dirty old man with no sex life, no job, and little or no hair?" My answer to you is YES. I am all those things and so much more *pupils dilate*.

I'd like to meet:

Purpose: To Kick His or Her Ass

- Lee Scott (BASTARD)
- Tom Cruise
- Paris Hilton
- Steven Harper
- George Bush (just to ask him who the fuck writes his material _)

Purpose: To Kiss His or Her Ass

- J.K Rowling
- David Suzuki
- Pierre Trudeau (would have liked to meet)

Music:

Oh God, here we go. These are in so specific order. OK:

SOLO ARTISTS:
Rita Guerra (she's amazing; tell me otherwise and I'll end you), Lucie Silvas, Loreena McKennitt, Nina Gordon, Sarah McLaughlan, Jewel, Sylvie Vartan, Mesa, Alain Morisod, Josh Groban (SO SUE ME), Sara Tavares, Cascada (._.)Sara Marreiros, Vienna Teng, Jann Arden, Utada Hikaru, Lara Fabian, Bryan Adams, Amanda Stott, Amalia Rodrigues

GROUPS::
Tegan and Sara, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Savage Garden, Straylight Run, The Corrs, Latefallen, Orishas, Toranja, Snow Patrol, Bedouin Soundclash, Lifehouse, Train, Evanescence, The Eagles, The Rasmus, My Chemical Romance, Roxette, Nightwish, Delerium, 3 Doors Down, Big Wreck, Dream Theatre, Enigma, Madredeus, Racoon, The Sounds

Movies:

- Harry Potter and the [all of them *cough*]
- The Lord of the Rings [all as well]
- The Professional
- Princess Mononoke
- Waking Life
- Much Ado About Nothing
- Spirited Away
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- The Last Unicorn
- She Devil
- Final Fantasy: Advent Children
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Crash
- The Lion King (._.)
- Probably most Disney oldies *is a sucker for them*
- Pokémon: The First Movie (_)

Television:

- Lost
- The Young and the Restless (what a soap junkie)

I REALLY don't watch much television anymore. At least I now know that my ass won't have to be surgically detached from the couch.

Books:

NOVELS:
- Harry Potter Series
- Eragon; Eldest (almost completed trilogy)
- The Sevenwaters Trilogy
- The Life and Loves of a She Devil
- The Turn of the Screw
- The Great Philosophers
- The Lovely Bones
- Venus
- Endymion Spring
- Luke Baldwin's Vow
- Gothic (short story)

GRAPHICS NOVELS (usually shoujo):
- Kodocha
- Marmalade Boy
- Cardcaptor Sakura (WHAT?)
- Kare Kano
- Kare First Love
- Imadoki!
- Fushigi Yugi

Heroes:

Everyone is a hero. Except for those who aren't.

My Blog

Let's do it. (Really, let's DO IT)

Say it fast. X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X. Yes, you guessed right, I would like to talk about sex. There are many types. What's your sex? Male or Female? Would you like to have sex? Yes or No? ...
Posted by Jessi on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

Shopping Lists and Side Notes (*****FATTY)

As we start out the new year and think of countless ways to get skinny again, I think to myself "does anyone ever make a resolution to get FAT?" I don't think I've ever met anyone who has. It's kind ...
Posted by Jessi on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

Esquecimento

It's Forgetfullness. I forgot where I put my forgetfulness. It's not in my pocket and I checked under the bed. The dust bunnies said that forgetfulness was in the bathtub, soaking out it's sorrows. Wh...
Posted by Jessi on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

These Old Habits

They're a hell of a lot harder to change than I thought. I think back to the end of my grade 9 year, and I remember quite clearly just how fascinated I was by web design, which went hand in hand with ...
Posted by Jessi on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

... They would say "It's Okay"

I am finding myself extremely disturbed by something, and I really need to get it out now before it's gone. I just watched a movie called "If These Walls Could Talk" (borrowed from my Women & Cine...
Posted by Jessi on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST

OMFG ... snow.

I woke up this morning, opened my blinds, and nearly fell backwards. What must have once been clearly green grass last night, is now a shitload of snow. It's quite pretty, and being a big fan of snow,...
Posted by Jessi on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST

Omg ... it's ... so ... late *YAWN*

So ... it's about 3:40am and I'm still up writing my paper for Culture and the Arts. I have a feeling that this class is going to continue to give me problems. Thank GOD degrees are so easily changeab...
Posted by Jessi on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST

Who said the sky was blue?

 I don't think it's possible to read anything more beautiful and inspirational. D E S I D E R A T A By: Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the noise and haste,and remember what peace there may be in si...
Posted by Jessi on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST

Has The Spirit of Fado ... POSSESSED JESSI?

I have no idea why, but I am really starting to feel a very strong appreciation toward Fado (a Portuguese genre of music that is about "saudade" - an exclusively Portuguese word that describes th...
Posted by Jessi on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST

Netrillium is going to feel betrayed.

Time to test out what text looks good and where it looks good. First, we have the spread out pretteh lowercase bit: t h a t ' s   a n   i n t e r e s t i n g   i d e a ,   p r...
Posted by Jessi on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:25:00 PST