beer, weed, guitar, music in general, super nintendo and all things mario, starting fires, horror movies, sleeping, eating, taoism, talkin' shit, cbc radio, coffee, wine, cigarettes, vagina, art, star trek, words, songwriting, writing in general, rum, the beat generation, being a dick, not being a dick, pirates, whiskey, dadaism, advertising / marketing, missing class, malicious laughter, cartoons, freudian slips, fist fights, parties with silly themes, SLICE!, dirty slice, anarchist propaganda, writing rhymes and acting like an asshole, t-shirts, crippled kids, stupid zines and shitty scenes, old casio keyboards, cheap chord organs, well-written lyrics, stupid lyrics, melodrama, chess, pants, buddha, cooking with chicken, dirty hair, sharpies, representin', photographs of atrocities, DAIN DID THIS, 1945, trumpets, mushrooms, having a crush, gettin' laid, being stoked on somebody, absinth, circuit bending old noisemakers, ice cream, independent film, photography and video, eastern philosophy, safety pins, arduously shoplifting random things, short songs, long songs, violence, peace, pluto IS a planet, stealing cars and watching lightning bolts fuck, drugs, chewing gum, home recording, racist jokes, layout and design, ass, mythology, kung fu movies, freaks and oddities, pooh and pee, punjabi TV, staying up late, getting up early, reticulating splines, one man's trash, bongs, head, hummus, lame internet comics, smegma, being unemployed, having a job, metalmetalmetalmetalMETAL, collecting bottles, fighting crime, cartoons, ireland, scotland, england, hats, surrealism, jesus, reading your blogs, APTN, green bullet microphone sounds, monkeys, a question of scruples, UFOs, stealing signs, shitty summer jobs, submarine sandwiches, death rap, eating meat, eating babies, your mom
I'd like to meet:
Your mom.
Music:
The Misfits, Tom Waits, Guided By Voices/Robert Pollard Anything, The Melvins, Necro, Pink Floyd, Rancid, The Hold Steady / Lifter Puller, They Might Be Giants, Velvet Underground, Les Savy Fav, Bjork, Ween, Tool, BA Johnston, Beatles, The Circle Jerks, Thunderbirds Are Now!, The Grateful Dead, Beck, Elvis Costello, Oasis, Pinback and all things Rob Crow, FYP / Toys That Kill, Iggy Pop, Cannibal Corpse, Danzig, Ex Models, Butthole Surfers, Fear, Captain Beefheart, Against Me!, At The Drive In, Sick of it All, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, X, Sparks, Wesley Willis, Pinkslip, Blood for Blood, Jedi Mind Tricks, Talkshow Boy, Iron Maiden, Leftover Crack, The Dwarves, May Or May Not, Spoon, Yo La Tengo, Wolf Parade, old Green Day, Prefuse 73, Buck 65, Calexico, Murhpy's Law, Dead Kennedys, Sigur Ros, Tiger Army, The Vandals, Azwel, Rites of Spring, Pantera, Agnostic Front, Common Rider, The Promise Ring, Death By Stereo, System of a Down, Small Brown Bike, Regan Youth, Filth, Guttermouth, Oingo Boingo, Cheap Sex, Madball, Sonic Youth, Anal Cunt, The Talking Heads, The Living End, Gob, Action, Rise Against, Stray Cats, Fang, Melt Banana, Dillenger Escape Plan, DRI, Distillers, Converge, VCR, The Meteors, The Residents, The Tragically Hip, The Mars Volta, Canada's Electric Tiger Machine, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Haymaker, The Planet The, The Apes, The Animal Collective, NWA, The Mentors, Mogwai, Coheed and Cambria, Modest Mouse, NoFX, Gas Huffer, GG Allin, Less than Jake, The Black Eyes, Mr. T Experience, Led Zepplin, Bright Eyes, Black Flag, Stubborn All Stars, H2O, Clouddead, Mbeanis N. Alzin, Mindless Self Indulgence, DOA, Osker, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Dayglo Abortions, Pearl Jam, The Ramones, NQ Arbuckle, Supertramp, The Groovie Ghoulies, Cypress Hill, Nerve Agents, Norma Jean, Rob Zombie, The Locust, Micheal Graves, Rollins Band, Slackers, Radiohead, The Clash, Boards of Canada, Hatebreed, Primus, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Iron &; Wine, Alkaline Trio, Slayer, I Hate You When Yer Pregnant, Bob Dylan, Metallica, Thursday, Public Enemy, Neil Young, Machine Gun Fellatio, Flaming Lips, The Pixies, Blatz, Squarepusher, Moxy Fruvous, Motion City Soundtrack, Beat Happening, Mad Sin, King Size Braces, Obie Trice, Jersey, Skankin' Pickle, Wyclef Jean, Gwar, GFY, Brand New, Fountains of Wayne, The Beastie Boys, Anthrax, Drew, DVDA, Coldplay, Bad Religion, Ninja Highschool, The Cure, J+J+J, Fugazi, The Sex Pistols, Kamealliset Ystevaet, CJ Sleez, Dead Milkmen, Descendents, Nick Cave, Pinback, XTC, Monks, Sublime, Long Beach Dub All Stars, Gang of Four, Consumed, Lagwagon, WIlliam Shatner, String Quartet, Propagandhi, Enon, Comus, Reel Big Fish, McLusky, Crass, Good Clean Fun, Chixdiggit, Blood Brothers, The Metric, Built to Spill, The Damned, Bad Brains, Kompressor, A Wilhelm Scream, Time in Malta, Geto Boys, Hot Water Music, Lawrence Arms, Ben Folds, Fiery Furnaces, Hard Earned Failure, Avenged Sevenfold, Alice Donut, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dr. Dre, Aphex Twin, Rudimentary Peni, The Ruts, Ann Beretta, 30 Foot Fall, Brian Eno, Bouncing Souls, Taking Back Sunday, Flogging Molly, Streets, Megadeth, The Queers, Fifteen, The Mountain Goats, MC Frontalot, A Silvar Mt. Zion, The Suicide Machines, Old-Man Cane, PTA, RipKnowKick, The Dain Lake Emosperience, Behind These Scars, STOW, Officer Down, Three Inverted Nines, Apply Liberally to Inside of Mouth, Special T, Issac McAissac, Prime Directive, Ninja Vs. Pirate, Bad Catholic Schoolgirls, Pardon the People
Movies:
cheese horror, science fiction, comedy, black comedy, and comedy with black people, black people, rock operas, mafia stuff
Television:
south park, the office, futurama, simpsons, family guy, saturday night live, brak show, curb your enthusiasm, trailer park boys, harvey birdman: attorney at law, american dad, space ghost coast to coast, seinfeld, anything tom green, venture bros., clone high, aqua teen hunger force, judge mathis, metalocalypse, conan o'brien, the creative native, discovery channel, cbc newsweek, all things star trek
Books:
chuang tzu, dave eggers, chuck phalaniuk, jim knipfel, hunter s. thompson, william s. burroughs, charles bukowski, margaret atwood, thomas king, WP kinsella, will ferguson, harper lee, douglas adams, teenage girls' diaries
