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Filthy Dirty Bird

I watch the History Channel: The UNIVERSE is going to die in a thousand trillion years...I have at m

About Me

Hello, my name is Ben and I like to party.No, I DON'T wish the Universe to die....It's so...pretty...and it makes me feel smaller than any beautiful woman could want...and I like humility but we have to GO out there!Carl Sandburg (1878–1967). Smoke and Steel. 1922. IV. Playthings of the Wind 8. Losers IF I should pass the tomb of Jonah I would stop there and sit for awhile; Because I was swallowed one time deep in the dark And came out alive after all. If I pass the burial spot of Nero 5 I shall say to the wind, “Well, well!”— I who have fiddled in a world on fire, I who have done so many stunts not worth doing. I am looking for the grave of Sinbad too. I want to shake his ghost-hand and say, 10 “Neither of us died very early, did we?” And the last sleeping-place of Nebuchadnezzar— When I arrive there I shall tell the wind: “You ate grass; I have eaten crow— Who is better off now or next year?” 15 Jack Cade, John Brown, Jesse James, There too I could sit down and stop for awhile. I think I could tell their headstones: “God, let me remember all good losers.” I could ask people to throw ashes on their heads 20 In the name of that sergeant at Belleau Woods, Walking into the drumfires, calling his men, “Come on, you … Do you want to live forever?” --------by God! I love you-----------I'm a loner, a rebel Dotty. There are things about me that you wouldn't understand, you couldn't understand, you shouldn't understand.------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------If that don't do it for you, how abouts I flip you the bird?-------------------------------------Are you happy? It's the only way to be, kid.Yes, be happy, it's a good niceway to be.But not happy-happy,kid, don'tbe too doubled-up doggone happy.It's the doubled-up doggone happy-happy people...bust hard...theydo bust hard...when they bust.Be happy, kid, go to it, but not toodoggone happy.That was Carl Sandburg(Snatch of Sliphorn Jazz).I'd really like to travel. .. .. ..

My Interests

CURRENT MOON moon phases -The Stranger Man-(by Charles Simic)It isn't the bodyThat's a stranger.It's someone else.We poke the sameUgly mug At the world.When I scratchHe scratches too.There are womenWho claim to have held him.A dogFollows me about.It might be his.If I'm quiet, he's quieter.So I forget him.Yet, as I bend downTo tie my shoelaces,He's standing up.We caste a single shadow.Whose shadow?I'd like to say:"He was un the beginningAnd he'll be in the end,"But one can't be sure.At nightAs I sitShuffling the cards of our silence,I say to him:"Though you utterEvery one of my words,You are a stranger.It's time you spoke."----------------------------------------------------- ------That's right. I can be deep. As it turns out, I really enjoy thunder storms. Still like to poke at gross stuff with a stick. Watching people pick their noses in their car, heat delirium, climbing that fuckin' tree!, cartoons, learning how to do shit(and I DO mean, whatever), showering, infected gashes, video games of horror and gore, imaginary numbers, flicking dudes in the nipple/running away from those dudes, wrestling girls for world domination, dancing to no music except the tune in my head(I like to think it's mostly the Go-Go's[Wham's "Last Christmas" for the holidays]),time travel in yo pants, singing horribly at work, making millions off of my not yet recorded CDs-"Ben Wormell Sings Madonna While Crying" and "Ben Wormell Sings Madonna While Lost In A Spooky Cemetery", I still like poetry but don't expect me to quote nothin' 'cause I suck at that shit, theology, your aunties, drinking at gay bars, cyborgs, fresh fruit, watching movies, whiskey, I like to wear pants and I've planted some garlic(yum).

I'd like to meet:

Somebody to slow dance with.... or bees(dragonflies are good, too). Spiders. Cthulhu, but he's scary. Michael Ian Black( but not while I'm working), Chris Elliot(but I think we're scared of each other),Ossowatamie, Marc Bolan(I'd like to get smooth lover-man tips from him but he's dead)that dude in Albany that kept quoting classic rock songs and rubbing his belly and showing it to Busher and kept telling him he can stay at his place anytime and he showed us his shrapnel wound from the war that was on his affore-mentioned-belly...I'd like to shake that fine American's hand. Not you, so fuck off. ..
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Music:


Somebody needs to make a Wang Chung profile. Fuckin' Mclusky, Motorhead, The Pixies, T. Rex, Modest Mouse, Pavement, Daniel Johnstan, why have I never mentioned Elecric Six?(dark and dirty and tangy in the depths of my tenetacle-ladened mind)  The Modern Lovers, Built to Spill, Lois Prima, Led Zeppelin, The Yardbirds, Them, Nick Drake, The White Stipes, Ween, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Neutral Milk Hotel, Broken Social Scene, Grandaddy, Queen, Arcade Fire, The Sons of the Pioneers, The Police, The very best of Adam Ant, The Mountain Goats, a whole pile of shit, still like Aphex Twin.

Movies:

Son Of Rambow, Be Kind Rewind, Hot Rod. Wristcutters(Tom Waits...YES!!). Stardust....Deniro is my hero(after seeing him in that movie, Brazil, and many more.......Pacino should get a slap in the face[I'm sorry but Scar Face was stupid and he gets too much credit for only being angry]), that good man never gets enough credit and he is the most free of spirits and the best of actors. Coen Brothers Movies, Evil Dead Movies, The Exorcist, A Thin Red Line, The Fisher King, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The World According To Garp, Jeunot and Caro films, Joe vs. The Volcano, Johnny Depp movies, Old School, Wes Anderson movies, Akira Kurasawa flicks, Napoleon Dynamite, The Exorcist, Flash Gordon, The Shawshank Redemption, UHF, anything craptacular, The Ice Pirates, Man of La Mancha, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Shaft,I'm sorry but anything with  Will Farrel makes me crap my pants....not literally but if I really did I imagine that it would be nasty.

Television:

Metalocolypse, Korgoth of Barbaria, that fuckin' Dicovery channel show about the Most Evil or something(brings me back to my interest in criminal justice again), Battlestar Galactica, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, FLCL, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Carnivale, Arrested Development, Venture Brothers, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Food Network, History Channel, nature shows especially about bears cats and monkeys(all in one show doing battle to know everything in the world 'cause there can be only one), .. .. .."http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/s wflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" width="550" height="400">...... ....>
Games @ MyArcadeSpace.net

Books:

The Alchemist, The Exorcist, Foucault's Pendulum, If Chins Could Kill (by Bruce Campbel), The Watchmen(psst it's a comic), The Sandman(so's that), Watership Down, J.R.R. Tolkien, Isaac Asimov, Clive Barker, Douglas Adams, The Book of Five Rings, The Encyclopedia of Masonic Symbolism(I like the subject more than the book), The Code of the Samarai (I lost that book and I can't find it no mo'{guess what else, I found it}). Short stories by H.P. Lovecraft. Baudolino( fuckin' Umberto Eco can not be stopped, bitches)

Heroes:

Mos Def!!! Sam Rockwell!!! WOO!!!Special Agent Dale Cooper, Rumi, Sharon Loise, Carl Sandburg, that dude on the corner over yonder, Mario Van Peebles, Lester Munroe, friggin Bruce Campbel!, FUCKIN' Rumi, oh how the shit did I forget...St. Jude( he's the fuckin' patron saint of hopeless causes you hookas....oh fuck YES!!! I'd love to be that saint!), Bob Clampett. Emberto Eco! Deffinately, Sam Rockwell(what a cool-ass name!)

My Blog

More nothin....(I got no game)

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:40:00 PST

Man Or Astroman?!!? I love your taste in the music...MWUAW!

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:16:00 PST

I just head-butted a a wild jackal then served him tea!!! BOOYAW!!!

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:11:00 PST

Thank you Man Or Astro Man?! I like the band, Fleet Foxes...

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:37:00 PST

I Don’t Want Sex For Christmas....

Just press 'play'(they're lying....)   .....
Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:14:00 PST

I just high-kicked myself in the FACE...AGAIN!

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:46:00 PST

Ok...I feel better....

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:43:00 PST

I AM fantastic in BED!

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:17:00 PST

I dont think I ever had a tribe...or one that I wanted

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:19:00 PST

I have not an idea, anymore.

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Posted by Filthy Dirty Bird on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:52:00 PST