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Variable Existence

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot

About Me

Just a squirrel trying to a get nut.... an average everyday 9 to 5 blue collar worker during the week aspiring to produce some quality wakeskating/wakeboarding videos documenting the killer spots and local talent in the central texas area. These are a couple of my videos below.Unwound Episode 1

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: 09/23/76
Birthplace: Abilene
Current Location: Austin
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Italian/English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Booze and evil women
Your Fears: Boredom
Your Perfect Pizza: Buffalo Chicken Pizza from Double Daves
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get inverted this summmer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont really IM much anymore
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck i gotta go to work today
Your Best Physical Feature: people say my smile
Your Bedtime: when ever
Your Most Missed Memory: My dad he passed away when I was 18
Pepsi or Coke: Sweet Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yuck
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Any tea witha ton of sugar
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirled
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Mocha Cappucinno
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Not good
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Of course
Do you want to go to College: I dunno
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Just as long as im not in the water
Do you play an Instrument: I can fumble around on a few nothing special
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I asked what.....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I dont do drugs I just smoke weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no need to get my fix soon
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont wanna grow up Im a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: not picky
Weight: Not to skinny not to fat?
Best Clothing Style: ??????
Number of Drugs I have taken: does it matter
Number of CDs I own: dont care
Number of Piercings: if thats your thing
Number of Tattoos: tattoos are for losers
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret nothing grow from your mistakes
BR

My Interests

wakeskating,winching,wakeboarding,camping,cooking,traveling, editing and filming
Create Your Own

I'd like to meet:

cool honest people.............. Anyone who enjoys going to the lake, partying, wakeboarding, wakeskating, winching,camping and smoke'n.

Music:

Theirs not much I wont listen expect for tejano music and polka's that music should be destroyed.....Al Green, Ben's Fold Five, Brook's and Dunn, Coldplay,The Cure, Damage Plan,Dwight Yoakum, Eagle's, Faith No More, Johnny Cash, Radiohead, Pepper, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Musiq, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Porno for Pyros, Portishead, Probot, Queens Of the Stoneage, Red Hot Chilli Pepper's, Sevendust, Sigur ros, Skatenigs,The Postal Service, Bob Marely, At the Drive-In, Hank Williams,Skid Row, Slipknot, Slum Village,Stereophonics, The Avalanches, Nerd, Theivey Corporation, Death Cab, Aqua Lung, The Flaming Lips, Ween, Broken Social Scene, Blood Hound Gang, Lovage, Hot Chip, Grandaddy, Wolf Parade, Death from Above 1979

Movies:

incredible machine - #SONIC FOREVER



incredible machine,un bellissimo video made in japan dove degli astuti giapponesi studiano mille modi di perdere tempo, #SONIC foreverSling Blade, Lords of Dogtown, Devils Rejects, Pay it Forward, Dark Crystal, Forest Gump, Radio, Airplane,The Wedding Singer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Urban Cowboy, Monster, Bad Santa, The Never Ending Story,Rocky, Half Baked, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings, Kalifornia, The Salton Sea, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Half Baked, Stand By Me, The Outsiders, The Breakfast Club, Dazed and Confused

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost, Hero's, The State, Reality T.V. Crap T.L.C, DISCOVERY, HISTORY CHANNEL...anything that makes the mind spin...

Books:

I only like the one's with picture's or pop up books....

Heroes:

My dad

My Blog

Man Law's

i dont know if this has been posted but it is funny as hell... (also kinda long) 1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have t...
Posted by Variable Existence on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

Why I wakeboard.....

In a world spinning with unlimted combinations of atmospheric conditions amd a growing population, it's amazing that wakeboarders are able to find moments when every variable is perfect. Glassy waters...
Posted by Variable Existence on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:51:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad, and then I think, "Ah, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"
Posted by Variable Existence on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:09:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

For me, the worst thing about having King Kong walk down your street is that the kids could look up and see the giant genitalia.
Posted by Variable Existence on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:12:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex --Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live - NBC)
Posted by Variable Existence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quote's...

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. Robert Frost (1874-1963)
Posted by Variable Existence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's Your Animal Magnetism?

Ryan, you're a Polar Bear in the wild world of love. You're one clever and complex cub, Polar Bear. Sure, you don't hibernate like most of your cousins, but you're not exactly one to spend all you...
Posted by Variable Existence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You tell me...

You tell me... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet?  4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.  ...
Posted by Variable Existence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know your from...

You know your from Abilene if..... You have ever taken a girl to "look" at the blue lights by the airport. Meeting a celebrity" means standing in line at the Olive Garden next to the local weatherman....
Posted by Variable Existence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST