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Ash

Its difficult to type with only one hand.

About Me

My name is Ashley but you can call me Ash. I work at S-Mart, in the houseware department. I'm always in and out of relationships due to unfortunate circumstances: more on that later. I lost my right hand on a weekend retreat to the woods, not to worry I get along fine without it. Some friends and I were staying at a cabin, on one of our retreats, that was owned by a man studying the Necronomicon, the book of the dead, with which we accidentally opened a porthole that procured spirits and demons of an unholy ilk that I personaly have to battle... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Weekend retreats with my old lady and pals, chemistry, marksmanship, working on my 73 oldsmobile, horseback riding, and dining at Medieval Times.

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I'd like to meet:



Music:

Oingo Boingo, Danny Elfman in general.

Television:

Yes please!!

Books:

The Necronomicon If Chins Could Kill, Confessions Of A B Movie Actor Make Love* *The Bruce Campbell Way .. ..

Heroes:

Henry the Red, John Wayne, Bruce Campbell

My Blog

too easy, challenge Ash.

Good. You know your music. You should be able to work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and Barry Do You Know Your Music (Sorry MTV Generation I Doubt You Can Handle This One) brought to you by...
Posted by Ash on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:23:00 PST

You bet ya.

Like Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, you are thehero. Congratulations. As the chainsawtoting king of witty one-liners, youcertainly know how to handle any of thoseundead nasties heading your way, don'...
Posted by Ash on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:14:00 PST

Titty pictures

The Bearded Tit The Blue Tit The Yellow Tit The Great Tit The Black Throated Tit The Long Tailed Tit The Coal Tit The Willow Tit The Green Backed Tit The Grey-Crested Tit   The Chicken ...
Posted by Ash on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

The best breasts of the Food Network.

In descending order. Giada De Laurentiis Giada by far has the nicest breasts on the Food Network, round, perky, and the perfect size. Not to mention that Giada scored alot of points for resembling Na...
Posted by Ash on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:41:00 PST

Cigg Quiz

Take the quiz: What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)BLACK DEATHYou're Black Death! Strong cigarettes, very very very strong... Expensive and tough...Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Y...
Posted by Ash on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:15:00 PST

??

Take the quiz: What Shaun of The Dead Character are you?ShaunYou are a slacker-not to the extreme but extreme. You hate your step-dad love your 3-year girlfriend and like staying at home playing TimeS...
Posted by Ash on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:13:00 PST

For the Ass Kicking Chanp

Your Deadly Sins Wrath: 80% Envy: 20% Gluttony: 0% Greed: 0% Lust: 0% Pride: 0% Sloth: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14% You will die, but first you wil...
Posted by Ash on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:43:00 PST

Ash cheated on these.

I am 100% White Trash...Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means.Take theWhite Trash Test@ FualiD...
Posted by Ash on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:54:00 PST

Well, No Shit!! Stupid.

Gimme some sugar baby.Which B-Movie Badass Are You?brought to you by Quizilla  You are Sexploitation. Take a cold shower, already.What Kind of Cult Movie are you?brought to you by Quizilla I am ...
Posted by Ash on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:27:00 PST

Ash has to stop taking quizes/tests.

I am 85% Asshole/Bitch...I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip.Take theAsshole/B...
Posted by Ash on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:22:00 PST