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JapAnUS Relations

sup bitchez

About Me

i love food. all you can eat.. im down for some seafood, bitchez. hmm what else... im just a easy going guy with very low level of love and compassion....except for retards....i love them. um........ oh i hate arrogant chix.. i love confidence in a woman.. but arrogance just hits a nerve on me. uh... what else.. family guy.. dude. genious! uh....oh, i love midgets too. but in a different way from retards..i just think they are cool. uh...love violence in movies, love chicks with boobs bigger than a 10 yr old.. so that means most asian chix are out... but other than that.. im down to party with aaalll yall cool peeps. used to own all sorts of bloodthirsty pets from piranhas to sharks...but i got rid of them...think my next will be a barracuda..we'll see..something about throwing a scared goldfish into a barracuda tank and watch it gets chased down and chewed in half fascinates me.. i guess it's like that song from the lion king.. the circle of life. ya.. good ol' disney films makes me feel warm inside.. unless thats from the del scorcho sauce on the burrito i had from del taco. but i balance my suppliment of violence out..i got a pet african tortoise right now.. i named him frank the tank.. im sooo using him as a beer server when he grows up..(right now hes the size of a golfball but will be 200lbs when he grows up). i'll have him take the beers on the tray tied onto his back.. and have him take them to anyone who needs a beer... that will be easy to do cus he works for food. hahah thats gonna be so cool!

My Interests

yo mama

I'd like to meet:

non fat chicks. and cool peeps. althought a chick can be fat and also cool at the same time.. but im not that type of guy. sorry. im shallow and im not politically correct. what can i say, im human, im not perfec in any way. if u want a perfect guy who'd accept you for whatever you are.. look for jesus. and i don't mean that guy whos mowing your lawn every tuesday morning.

Music:

polka 3 that shit is da bomb yo

Movies:

does porn count?

Television:

see above

Books:

the cat in a hat

Heroes:

a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.. and im cutting down on carbs.