A Record of Failed Endeavors |
This will attempt to document my life's aborted accomplishments. It will inevitably be left half finished and forgotten. Let's begin: When I was a child I used to collect little slip...
Posted by Roger on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:30:00 PST |
I have an office |
I think that's pretty cool. It's not an especially great office or anything, but it's my office and I've never had an office before. I could, like, hang up kitten posters in here if I wanted to - and ...
Posted by Roger on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:20:00 PST |
I think Im getting better. |
I'm no longer painfully uncomfortable in public spaces. I'm pretty uncomfortable, sure, but the edges are dulled quite a bit. It's less like someone punched me in the balls, and more like I just took ...
Posted by Roger on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:57:00 PST |
Yeesh. |
I'm incredibly un-photogenic. Sometimes I look at pictures of myself and I'm like: "No wonder I never get laid." I don't look that bad in real life, do I? Answer in person, or with a note tied to a br...
Posted by Roger on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Half Cat, Half Tiger, ALL justice. |
Today, in the unholy resurrection of Life magazine that comes free with a newspaper I don't pay for, I read a fluff piece on this new kind of kitty cat called a 'Toyger'.The name is supposed to mean "...
Posted by Roger on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST |
No one come over to my house! |
Fact: I have personally killed 4 large hobo spiders in the room in which I now sit.Fact: I sit in this room a alot.Fact: I am terrified. Fact: I moved a couch out of this room tonight, because I was t...
Posted by Roger on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST |
...and the News! |
Sometimes I feel like I really identify with Huey Lewis. I still think his music is shitty, but sometimes we click on a cosmic level or something. Like, for instance: He wants a drug that won't make h...
Posted by Roger on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:53:00 PST |
T.M.I.!!!!!! |
I read somewhere (or maybe I made it up, honestly I can't remember) that the mind is more susceptible to suggestion directly after orgasm. With this dubious info in mind, I have begun complimenting my...
Posted by Roger on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST |
The path of a hero is fraught with danger |
So, I'm tinkering on my computer - as is my wont - and a fucking beetle starts crawling around by my speaker. Creepy! So I freak out and squeal like a little girl (only I sound more...
Posted by Roger on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST |
"Hey! What the fuck, buddy!?" |
Well buddy, let me tell you the fuck.The fuck is this: I was driving my automobile out of the parking garage at a liberally estimated 5 miles per hour. You, at the very same time, were on the sidewalk...
Posted by Roger on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST |
