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Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.

About Me

I'm a fucking weerdo! I have no filter when I speak which people who know me love me for and people who don't know me use as an excuse to hate me. *WARNING* DO NOT ask me if those jeans make your ass look fat cause I will tell you if they do and more likely than not follow it up with a comparitive description of what it exactly reminds me of!
Sometimes I get free time in work and play with the reject merchandise!I am far more intelligent then I will ever let on, even when I brag about it in great length...I am still being very modest. I pay attention to EVERYTHING, even if I say I don't, especially if I say I didn't. Except for when I haven't, which sometimes happens.
I will tell you I don't understand something to make you explain things I do understand. Usually because I am hoping that you will find what is wrong with what you are saying or thinking without me having to point it out to you. I find it's easier on the ego that way.
I'm mildly dyslexic. You can really only tell when I type or talk!!
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My Interests

I love debating (aka arguing.) Ya know, 9 out of 10 people agree that 1 out of 10 people will disagree with you. :)

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck at life!!

Music:


Movies:

Cannibal the Musical, if you haven't seen it I'll let ya borrow it :) Anything with blood and gore or that will make me laugh everytime I watch it.

Television:


Heroes:

people who play with magnets!

My Blog

the bulletin i posted earlier -Help save a life-

I'm not kidding when I say I want people to hear about Billy. The more people that find out the more likely the chances of finding a match are. Even if you just tell people to look at the website, ANY...
Posted by -e on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

A quick Myspace lesson

I try to respond to all of my emails on here, I really do, but Myspace is gay and sometimes I don't get emails for weeks, sometimes I just really can't respond. SO! With that being said...an...
Posted by -e on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

%*%^$%%$KITTY^%&^$&$KITTY^&$^%.$^.KITTY*&%&$!

totally going to be looking for a kitty soonly! Hopefully the end of the next week or two. Going to go to a shelter unless someone knows someone who has a kitten they don't want. Yes, I suck because I...
Posted by -e on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

the vagina whine-a-blogs

Welp, today was my 6 month "let's check again for weerd cells" pap. This every 6 month thing is the pits! And hella awkward. I have the coolest dr/gyno combo EVER (ask me, I refer her to EVERYONE and ...
Posted by -e on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:28:00 PST

you must LOVE me, and here are 397 reasons why

 Ok, not really. This is actually going to be me bitching about people who do the secret (not so secret) self brag!   MySpace is littered with people who have such low self esteem that they ...
Posted by -e on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

sleepie leenie

this week has kicked the shit outta me. I don't have big heaping piles to report. my surgery was postponed AGAIN! was supposed to be Apr 4, now Apr 25th, bastards. Got my follow up papdoohickey shit s...
Posted by -e on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST

MySpace gets my goat. I don't think I just made up that phrase, did I?

Dear MySpace, Let me start by saying that I now know I was wrong for thinking that you truly cared about me. But I am getting ahead of myself. When we first met you were nothing but nice to me. You le...
Posted by -e on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:35:00 PST

why is EVERYTHING a pissing contest!

You know those people who ALWAYS have to one up you. Usually it's done to try to make you feel bad/worse or to try to make you look like an idiot/asshole? YOU PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS AND RETARDED AND TH...
Posted by -e on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

oh yeah, so about the morphine in the butt....

So friday comes and me and Dan play the always fun game of, "What do YOU want to do?" Which ended in, "ok, let's just order a pizza and see how we feel. Of course, I was CRAVING pizza too...bastards. ...
Posted by -e on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

why is it so hard to get away form people you hate!!!

AGH! SO aggravating!!! I need a bigger rock to move under, maybe to throw-I haven't decided yet.   I got a shot of morpine in my butt on Friday but I'll get into that later, just needed to vent....
Posted by -e on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST