i like to do stuff. stuff thats awesome. this one time there was a kid who lived on everett ave when i was like 11 and hed be talking to you and in mid sentence hed just whip out his garbage and take a pee. like right in mid sentence! no shit! i think his name was something Gimball. we also used to have this guy who lived in the building up the street from me that me and Brian used to call "The Drool Guy" and when you said hi to the Drool Guy he said "HAGGYPIE"! that used to make us laugh like bastards.
The guy on the Natty Bo logo , Abe Vigoda , Nikki Sixx , the guy who invented egg salad so i can kick him in the nuts , Jim Goad , my grandfathers cousin and brother who are in Ireland that dont wanna meet their american relatives because i think after meeting me theyll either want to meet other americans or id ruin it for them , Malcolm Young , Thanos , James Caan so i can ask him if i can call him Sonny (if he says no ill ask if i can call him Jimmy) , The Brooklyn Brawler , a guy named Humberto that owns a mule , a monkey that gives high fives , that lady who sings for Lacuna Coil when shes out streaking , the guy who closed the cambridge port and pj killroys so i can poke him in the eyes and give him a wedgie , people who enjoy the finer things in life like cornbread , Rob Halford , mustaches , sun chips , and all other things awesome.
motley crue , bruce springsteen , AVAIL , Rancid , Sheer Terror , Joe Coffee , The Clash , New Edition , the fake boys (my new favorite band) , Tim Barry , The Hudson Falcons , H20 , Ice Cube , and other stuff. i like the sound tall paul makes right before he laughs too.
funny stuff or stuff with essplosions. i like essplosions.
the boston red sox.yeah i also call the Charles River Carlos. i think he likes being called Carlos more. you should try it. i think he'll smile at you. no lie!
the prophet-khalil ghibran , the dirt-motley crue , the tao of pooh-benjamin hoff , the bible-dudes that god talked to.
my parents , christ farley , Jim Neal , MG , Monique and Howard Stern.