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Tommy Somerville

WASNT ALWAYS THIS FUCKIN GOOD , KIDS!!

About Me

i guess ive been told im a funny guy. a homeless guy in central square once told me i was ulysses s. grant reincarnated after he bought me a 40 of st. ides when i was 18 so really i dont know who to believe.I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail A starry night, a campfire light The coyote call, the howling winds wail So I ride out to the old sundownI am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail Lord, I’m just thinking about a certain female The nights we spent together riding on the range Looking back it seems so strangeRoll me over and turn me around Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground Roll me over and let me go Running free with the buffaloI was took in texas I did not know her name Lord, all these southern girls seem the same Down below the border in a town in mexico I got my job busting broncs for the rodeoRoll me over and turn me around Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground Roll me over and let me go Riding in the rodeoRoll me over and set me free The cowboy’s life is the life for me

My Interests

i like to do stuff. stuff thats awesome. this one time there was a kid who lived on everett ave when i was like 11 and hed be talking to you and in mid sentence hed just whip out his garbage and take a pee. like right in mid sentence! no shit! i think his name was something Gimball. we also used to have this guy who lived in the building up the street from me that me and Brian used to call "The Drool Guy" and when you said hi to the Drool Guy he said "HAGGYPIE"! that used to make us laugh like bastards.

I'd like to meet:

The guy on the Natty Bo logo , Abe Vigoda , Nikki Sixx , the guy who invented egg salad so i can kick him in the nuts , Jim Goad , my grandfathers cousin and brother who are in Ireland that dont wanna meet their american relatives because i think after meeting me theyll either want to meet other americans or id ruin it for them , Malcolm Young , Thanos , James Caan so i can ask him if i can call him Sonny (if he says no ill ask if i can call him Jimmy) , The Brooklyn Brawler , a guy named Humberto that owns a mule , a monkey that gives high fives , that lady who sings for Lacuna Coil when shes out streaking , the guy who closed the cambridge port and pj killroys so i can poke him in the eyes and give him a wedgie , people who enjoy the finer things in life like cornbread , Rob Halford , mustaches , sun chips , and all other things awesome.

Music:

motley crue , bruce springsteen , AVAIL , Rancid , Sheer Terror , Joe Coffee , The Clash , New Edition , the fake boys (my new favorite band) , Tim Barry , The Hudson Falcons , H20 , Ice Cube , and other stuff. i like the sound tall paul makes right before he laughs too.

Movies:

funny stuff or stuff with essplosions. i like essplosions.

Television:

the boston red sox.yeah i also call the Charles River Carlos. i think he likes being called Carlos more. you should try it. i think he'll smile at you. no lie!

Books:

the prophet-khalil ghibran , the dirt-motley crue , the tao of pooh-benjamin hoff , the bible-dudes that god talked to.

Heroes:

my parents , christ farley , Jim Neal , MG , Monique and Howard Stern.

My Blog

Rant 6/3

for those of you who really wanted me to do another of these. namely ms. Detroit Jen. This ones for you...   so i guess i havent done one of these in about 4 months. let me get you upto speed on ...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:46:00 PST

rant 2/26

id like to say thanks to all the people who bought me a beer this weekend and stopped by to say happy birthday to me. a special thanks to Ronnie for hooking me up with a sweet Budwieser Zippo lighter....
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:44:00 PST

rant 2/14

fuckin hallmark holiday. if fuckin St. Valentine just listened to Claudius then we wouldnt have to put up with a sappy sickening twatpimplefest. i hope all you canoodleing assholes are real fuckin hap...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST

rant 1/2

my vacation is over. it was a helluva 2 weeks. i feel really lucky to have outstanding friends and family make the '05 holidays one ill always remember. im a pretty blessed and lucky person and i hope...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST

rant 10/19

yeah so i smoked hippy drugs on my home from work so pardon me if some of these thoughts are way too random or confusing.   -do any of you fuckin people actually watch those godamn home makeover ...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:07:00 PST

rant 9/7

i fought the wall and the wall won. broke my fuckin hand last week. not one of my finer moments. confront did the opening to raining blood and i decide to make like rocky on a side of beef on one of t...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 07:27:00 PST

rant 8/3

vacation. for 3 weeks. kind of a forced one so im "summering" in somerville. ive only been drunk twice so far but monday should count as 2 or maybe 3 because i drank enough to kill dean martin twice. ...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rant 3/25

harvard spring break 05 i get a week off of work and it looks to be an eventfull one. some good shows this weekend and one of my favorite peoples b-days on easter. but this couldnt be a rant withou...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rant 9/13

started work today. its that time again. the rich smart (?) kids need to be fed. they gave me tomorrow off which is both good and horrible. ive been at this hellpit for 5 years now. 5 fuckin years. ha...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rant 9/1

Whats to say one day i just go ahead and subscribe to all the shit i tell myself to do? Whats to say some of it actually works and gets me somerwhere? its no secret every since the whole self serving ...
Posted by Tommy Somerville on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST