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Emmalina

Keep your love locked down... and your eyes wide shut.

About Me

Hapa Haole. A nerd by day: enjoying museums, libraries, faires & festivals, and by night: a raging lunatic that acts a fool at the drop of a dime or even faster if I hear a funky bassbeat"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals." (Don Schrader)

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My Interests

Progressive-Revolutionary Indie/Foreign Movies, entense expressions of the imagination. Pan-American and Asian cuisine. Martial Arts, Hockey, Soccer, Speed Skating, Snowboarding, Nascar and the ever so important National Spelling Bee & junior Chess tournaments. Religious Historical/Political/Ethnic & Sexual conflicts of all kinds. and no...just because i'm overtly flirtatious doesn't mean i want to shag you. Sheesh, you're just a perv for buying into it.

I'd like to meet:

satan,god, mlk, emma goldman, bruce lee, chow yun fat, daniel johnston, royce gracie, jesus or any existing latino with the same name and a crazy lady of guadelupe tat on his back,don the magic juan, a cult leader, star trekkies, sonny chiba, bear gryllis,marcus aurelius, comic enthusiasts, athiests, mike myers in a kilt,nelson mandela,a mime, christian bale when he was skinny so i could challenge him to arm wrestle, nasir jones, the dog whisperer: cesar milan, a wingchun master, a man with a boot fetish, chiaki kuriyama, travis hirschi, stan lee, a korean drunk,anyone who can play the devil went down to georgia on a fiddle,toshiro mifune, robin williams while he's manic, marquis de sade, leopold von sacher masoch, the inventer of duct tape, mc lyte,bruce campbell, Sam L Jackson, mystics, a maori warrior with killer face tats, comic book lover,filmore slim, that retard inventer of scientology Ron Hubbard, the inventor of duct tape ;), a psychotic truck driver, animal's rights advocate, my brother's mistress cause i know his ass has one no matter how much he denies it i'm just kidding. he works waay too much and loves his wife entirely,hmm whats next? my future next best friend, people who can handle a pleasant conversation or if i'm drinking a hardcore debate.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emmalina
Birthday: December 28
Birthplace: Illadelphia
Current Location: Norcal soon to be Prague, Czech Republic
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5 duece
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambi
Your Heritage: Filipina-Caucasian, Hapa Haole, Mestiza
The Shoes You Wore Today: Turntable Slip Ins
Your Weakness: Neckties,left handed people, duct tape, multilingual individuals, men who open cardoors-pull out chairs & intelligence
Your Fears: Coulrophobia (clowns). Cyprinophobia (vd) & Tocophobia (pregnancy)
Your Perfect Pizza: feta mediterranean style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get around to restringing my guitars, marry a rich european for 4 yrs in order to acquire an EU pass.. lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: weaksauce.. lol or um "loldebarge"
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit!?!? wtf where am i? and why am i naked?. naw um.. first thoughts are to check on my loved ones
Your Best Physical Feature: junk in the trunk? badonka donk? naw um damn sexy ashy elbows? and ive been told the crease behind my knees is flippin alluring
Your Bedtime: never.. bonafied insomniac unless there's someone there to chaperone my sleeping experience
Your Most Missed Memory: my father
Pepsi or Coke: mexican coke por favor
MacDonalds or Burger King: anything with the word "king" in it.. i tend to avoid "macks"
Single or Group Dates: either.. i like solo ones but i can hang with group ones.. its just awkward when the other chicks get all quiet
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappu
Do you Smoke: bad habit, but i'm relatively good about it unless i'm borracha
Do you Swear: fuck no.. stop lyin
Do you Sing: yes.. whether i do it well is up for debate
Do you Shower Daily: while in the united states... yes
Have you Been in Love: my definition of love evolves with every relationship experience
Do you want to go to College: been there.. teach at one.. i'm an academic addict
Do you want to get Married: i do...
Do you belive in yourself: delusions of granduer
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when my mom drives
Do you think you are Attractive: ms. personality.. i think it carries my farther than my appearance
Are you a Health Freak: ahh i hit the gym quite a few times a week
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup yup unless im kickin it in a tin hut in the middle of a field
Do you play an Instrument: mos def
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: indeed i have
In the past month have you Smoked: my engine caught on fire?? jk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: daily habit!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: formal, expressed "date" no.. do i kick it with members of the opposite sex? yes?.. am i sleeping with those individuals.. no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes yes i chaperoned some europeans while they spent money i wish i had
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: negative captain
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hai soo desu yo
In the past month have you been on Stage: indeed i have, a few times
In the past month have you been Dumped: iie.. no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nopers
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: attention? naw um nope i pay for shit
Ever been Drunk: like drunk beyond measure.. long time ago.. i dont trust many people to be shitfaced infront of... Person i trust the most is miss nina but shes in SF
Ever been called a Tease: a fowl vixen, temptress etc etc.. only by members of law enforcement
Ever been Beaten up: matt leady... hmm martial arts tourneys and uhh once or twice by my brother
Ever Shoplifted: in my youth...
How do you want to Die: gloriously... with honor... watching cherry blossoms bloom.. "they are all perrfect"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: in love...a mommy... wifey
What country would you most like to Visit: lol you want my itinerary for the year.. yaaaay i'm going
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter as long as they have 2, or a really hot eye patch
Favourite Hair Color: prone to dark.. but hmm it definitely depends on who it is
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller than i
Weight: heavier than i
Best Clothing Style: easy access??? lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: plenty... pharmacists know me well, i'm a perscription whore
Number of CDs I own: cd's, records etc.. waaaaaaaaaaay too many
Number of Piercings: at the moment one
Number of Tattoos: zero... one day possibly.. maybe, no.. yes. maybe unsure
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all activties occuring betwen august 05 to February 06

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Music:

from gregorian chant to funky bass beats.. g*d bless America and its temperment for rhythm & blues, jungle,pop, house, rock & roll, punk, metal, hip hop etc etc... i say try me...anyone care to clean my family heirloom collection of classical vinyl?

Movies:

Last Dragon, Se7en, Seven Samurai,8mm, Eyes Wide Shut,Clockwork Orange, Pi,Do the Right Thing, Vertigo, Ferngully,Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma,O, Grease,1984, Eros,The Labrynith, Blade Runner, Real Genius, Willow, Ninja Scroll,Frailty, Devil's Advocate, Bicentennial Man, Krull, Suspiria, Priest, One Hour Photo, Aladdin, Grease Rosemary's Baby, Secretary, Fight Club, Gattaca,Coming to America, Koroshiya, Legend,Y tu Mama Tambien, Equilibrium, Santa Sangre, Spider, Tape, Last Tango in Paris, Gummo, Stargate, Caligola, Obsession, Fando Y Lis, The Magdalene Sisters, Exorcist, Marat/Sade, Akira, Lolita, Some Kind of Wonderful, Un Chien Andalou (ants!), Jisatsu Saakuru, Primal Fear,Dune,Robinhood Prince of Theives, The Holy Mountain,1996's Crash. Boondock Saints,The Power of One, Cape Fear,The Audition,Interview with a Vampire, El Maquinista, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, Dark City, American Shaolin, Seven, Fear,City of God & thankfully now Old boy.
Your Stripper Song Is
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard
"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?"
Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school. What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is low.
You see love as a gift that you should give to many.
It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time...
Let alone one person for the rest of your life!
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship. The Five Variable Love Test
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring
You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.
An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world. What's Your Thinking Style?
You Are Elektra
There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?

Television:

House, with Ali =) BBC News. That and reruns of Cram and supermarket sweep. ah and i'm a sucker for infomercials especially any one's affiliated with the oh so great chuck norris. lol
You Are A Romantic Realist
You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance.
Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know.
And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball...
But you'd never admit it to your friends! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
You Date Like a Man
According to studies on dating, you date like a man.
You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time.
Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you.
And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while).
You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it.
You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting! Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild
Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss.
You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride.
You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Bettie Page!
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Books:

st augustine's-city of god Machiavelli- the prince Antoine De St Exuperey - le petit prince W.E.B. Du Bois - Souls of Blackfolk Alice in Quantumland the invisable man - hg wells death at an early age black like me the giver kurt vonnegut material dune almost anything from isaac asimov T. Crick - Evolution of DNA sacred vs. profane Ian Steward - Does God Play Dice opens up another book Where the Sidewalk Ends - Shel Silverstein Charles Panati's origin of sex Zakennayo

Heroes:

Either Criss Angel/Mindfreak or David Blaine.. or wait BOTH at the same time..they would make for my ideal threesome experience.. Sex & Magic tricks, my two favorite things!! oh yes baby.. and no dont you dare invite david copperfield or i'll assault you with a kendo stick.
You Are 28% Capitalist, 72% Socialist
You tend to be quite wary of businesses, especially big business.
While you know that corporations have their place, you tend to support small, locally owned shops.
As far as the rich go, you think they're usually corrupt and immoral. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

My Blog

Neuroscience

So as I was rummaging through various medical texts in my home I came across a quote that struck my thoughts about where social sciences and hard sciences meet within the minds of various practit...
Posted by Emmalina on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:44:00 PST

American Girls are weather & noise

Counting CrowsShe comes out on Fridays every time And stands out in a line I could've been anyone she'd seen She waits another week to fall apart, she couldnt make another day I wish it was anyone b...
Posted by Emmalina on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:06:00 PST

buddy de la sol

to some i'll bow happilyothers with great disdain                            ...
Posted by Emmalina on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:50:00 PST

people fallin up..... never fallin down

 so as the current season is taking its hold on me..... de la ... de la..  my mental state is in still limbo.... missing LA at the moment       but apparently a...
Posted by Emmalina on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:30:00 PST

answer: THE SHOW THAT IS THE SHIT..

.. answer!!!! "what is jeopardy" soooo two major observations about today’s showing of the longstanding program "Jeopardy.. aired in california...sacramento county to be exact.   peep ...
Posted by Emmalina on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:12:00 PST

ehhh trying a new approach

(Fact/Concrete Detail)--my  mother fell, hit her head and was found laying inconscious. The Fire Dept and Ambulances took her to UCDAVIS Med center, urgent care. a priori (Fact/Concrete Deta...
Posted by Emmalina on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:01:00 PST

march 15 2 duece duece 8

*note to reader........ read carefully....slowly 2-3x..... i can’t spell it out for you/me..... i’ll try... or i won’t but this may or not be para ti*.......whose imagination is gett...
Posted by Emmalina on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST

six fitty duece am in the year of our lord 2008 3/13 potnah

life is progression of struggle...     since volume pt 5       we... (he/me) both crush planets... solar systems and stars   bitches designed to follow audio cues an...
Posted by Emmalina on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

so life is a funny twisted sadistic journey

so during a recent phone conversation with a friend ranting about my current medical crisis... and although there is always "something" going on in my world... and consider myself somewhat well r...
Posted by Emmalina on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:30:00 PST

Terrible Night.....

so yes, you've clicked this blog.. cause what? you're curious about my terrible night. Hmm as much as i would like to think i have the patience to vent via a blog. I'd a retard probably re-edit it sev...
Posted by Emmalina on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:00:00 PST