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Dylan

He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides...

About Me

I can be funny, but I'm usually quite droll.I try hard. Well, not hard.I like beer, and not in a lets-get-fucked-up way.I enjoy boat shoes as a side product of my sailing infatuation.I want to be intentional and honest and not have to feel bad about it, but its one battle at a time.

My Interests

I now work in a bakery, but yes, GC/MS is still interesting to me. Apparently I'm a nerd for life.

I'd like to meet:

Someone, but I can't quantify my desires, and it would be presumptuous anyway. If you feel you are a person of distinguishable quality, and also feel you can prove it, then sure.

Music:

Weezer, Ben Kweller, Brand New, Desaparacidos, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, Mars Volta, Hush Sound, Tom Petty, Garth Brooks, Damien Rice. Anything sad or angry or good. I enjoy emotive music. Justin showed me the song that is now on my profile, and it rocks my shit, as well as yours.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Royal Tenenbaums, Airheads, The Wedding Singer, Dogma, Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, Tombstone, American Psycho, Swingers, The Saint, Jeremiah Johnson, Way of the Gun, Sex Lies and Videotape, A History of Violence, anything provacative.

Television:

The OC, and no, I do not feel shame.

Books:

I can't make myself read what I considered my favorite book, so no. No books for me.

Heroes:

Lou Diamond Philips. The guy who decided to try goats milk for the first time. Rivers Cuomo. Richie Tenenbaum. Pregnant women. People who are unflinchingly honest.

My Blog

The next step

I suppose I saw it coming all along. The slackened grip, empty words, the once-bright eyes, now subdued. We had had the greatest of intentions, the purest of desires, and the strongest wills. All the ...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST

Spiderfights: Introduction and Rounds 1 and 2

Spiderfights!IntroductionI live in a house. A big house, in a small town. A big house, with big spiders in it. We all at this house hate spiders, even little ones, but we hate these big heinous ones w...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST

My name is Dylan Palmer...

and if you liked Talledega Nights, then fuck you.Sorry Wes.
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

good news bad news

Good news: I saw Brand New last night, and they rock so hard my brain is swollen.I didn't have to work today, and I didn't do anything. At all.Did you know? Airsoft guns shoot Q-tips, so be wary the n...
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST

An Introduction

I like pain. There's comfort in the simplicity, confidence in the power, and humility in the backwash. When I figure out the last part, I'll let you know. I don't know what it is about me that can't ...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:28:00 PST

Raining fire

Is it hot in here, or am I the only one getting burned?     Lies? We'll find out tonight, but its a safe bet I don't want to talk.
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST

*Witty Subject*

If you got a weird comment from me, it means you got Haiku-ed.   Take that.
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:39:00 PST

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I'm so fucking mad right now, I can hardly see. Some profile parts may be changing in the next few days. The people who know, know, and the ones that don't, well, I'm sure they'll figure it out. How ...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:17:00 PST

All my fears.

I don't know why, but for some reason I feel like spilling all my insecurities, letting the world in general know what makes me scared, what keeps me up at night, what makes me never want to get out o...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 06:15:00 PST

The time when everything hurts

Hi. Guess whats wrong and win a prize.
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST