Just some childish humor! |
7 Reasons NOT to Mess with Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a ve...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:21:00 GMT |
Ranting, raveing, what the hey? |
The world we live in is a beautiful place.
though to me our society's a freakin disgrace.
Most people always talking bout their bitches and hoes,
Real women are lost. Morals gone out the win...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:27:00 GMT |
You know your borred when... |
Facts of life...
1. Garfield is the coolest cat ever!...
2. You learn well young grass hopper...
3.Mt. Wanahockalugee is NOT a real Mt. unless your name is Shark Bait...
4.I will not eat green egg...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:17:00 GMT |
IT'S A PARTY...... |
IT'S A PARTY BITCHES!!
So. I guess today for some reason is my 21st birthday... I don't know why, or what's so big about it.... but i figure what the hell... if people say it's my birthday, then i sho...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
Where's penguine? |
Ok....this is what's up.
My penguine went on an excursion last night. He decided to go streaking through a part of Longview. Crazy little bugger! He knows he's not allowed to go streaking alone. i hav...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:29:00 GMT |
I wrote this diddly for my friend... |
1 BUFF ASIAN
One buff Asian
Riding on a saddle
One buff Asian
Goes up river without a paddle
He cooks, he cleans,
He eats machines
He shit a baby's rattle
Cause he's one buff Asian
...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
Medium rare...best way to have a hot dog. |
Well today was a very eventfull day... Got up this morning...good thing to do... took a shower, got dressed, and road my ninja to meet a some friends to go for a ride...got about 5 minutes out, and BL...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:04:00 GMT |
I GOT A JOB!!!!!! DAGNABIT I'M HAPPY!! |
Well it's finally happened! After about 3 months of complete boredom, frustration, and stress, I am no longer unemployed! So happy! It may only be minimum wage, and it may only be work ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 22:27:00 GMT |
The land of Darooskietoria!! |
Hello world! welcome to the world of David!! Blue cheese and appricots are the food and condiment of the day, and the rain outside calls for a motorcycle ride! So yeah! Anyhoo... so how tings goin? cu...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:30:00 GMT |
hey! what's a BLOG? |
Boldly Lounge On Grover! that's it! i've found the meaning of life! and it's all summed up in one word! Blog! hmmm....(I wonder if it will sell?) oh well. so what's up world? things are good here, tod...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:17:00 GMT |
