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SAMURAIKITTYPIE

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About Me

i'm a glitter hungry rhinestonepirate princess who drinks in the stars and makes friends with lawn flamingos. i'm a mohawk sporting, tambourine smashing, fashion crasher. i'm a flower power daisyloving punk, i rollerskate in the nude and make purple jalapeno pie when it rains. my goal is to design purses like this world has never seen. My purse creations will make women feel like a million rainbows when they wear them.I want to write children stories, live in Santorini with my pygmy goats and grow tomatoes, travel Europe with my Amazing Head, and be awesomely fabulous everyday. i love life, i love to live, i aim to help make this rocket ship of a world a better place .IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO FEEL BETTER, CONTACT ME TO FIND OUT THE JUICY DETAILS ABOUT MONAVIE. I HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED TO ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING PRODUCTS I'VE EVER SEEN. I FEEL BETTER, I SLEEP BETTER, I LIVE BETTER, MY SKIN LOOKS BETTER. AND IT'S MADE FROM THE ACAI BERRY, THE SUPERFOOD FROM THE AMAZON. YAY FOR MONAVIE!!!! CONTACT ME!......................................................... .......... ME AND MY AMAZING HEAD, I LOVE HER SO. I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER IN MY LIFE........SANTORINI CALLS TO ME..IT IS MY HOME.........Eckto GAMMIT!OMG Stacy. We're too awesome.

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My Interests

I love to play dress up every day, I love playing with makeup, I love anything and everything glittery, I love drinking my juice!(go to www.thegreatproduct/juicydetails.com) Pirates, Mohawks, Music, Cuddling, Ninja stuff, I love to wear wigs, Love my video games(can't stop playing Star Wars Battlefront 2),I love to design and sew-right now i'm working on purses, I hope to sell them soon, so LOOK OUT!!, I'm big on Comic books and cartoons and fantasy, I'm always getting lost in the universe in my head, I paint abstract watercolors to soothe my abstract soul, I carry around my Plush dolls everywhere i go,(GIZMO!!!!, and Frisbie my little Pound Puppy), I love to dance like a ferret on acid, Loud colors make me smile, Randomness, Late nite movies, Being in bed, Drinking tea, Cute things, pretty things, I love playing raquetball, basketball and volleyball, I try to always be around people that make me laugh, I can't stop cutting my hair!!!! I'm obsessed with shoes and gloves, Absolutely addicted to sushi and oyster shooters, I have an obsession with CHEESE!,walking amongst the trees and absorbing their energy, I adore my plantbabies, thrift stores and book stores excite me, dinosaurs, reading and writing poetry, Making and eating yummy food, I hope to learn to ballroom dance soon(In my next life I will be a professional ballroom dancer/breakdancer/samurai), I am currently learning how to juggle, face paint and i am an amateur escape artist, Clouds and rainy days and the fog and the ocean make me happy, Turntables get me excited, People watching is relaxing to me,Vacuuming and folding things is like deep meditation for me, .....I'm always interested in new and perverted and fun stuff, especially if FISHNETS are involved...

I'd like to meet:

Tank Girl, Jet Li, Tony Jaa, Leeloo, Punky Brewster, Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Ayn Rand, Gizmo, Eddie Izzard-CAKE OR DEATH?, Bruce Campbell, Miss Piggy, Charlie Green( an incrediblely creative makeup artist),Batman, faeries, anyone who's nice and intelligent- Must have mohawk, or a kick ass mohawk attitude. Oh ya, and Chuck Norris' beard.

Music:

Music inspires me, travels thru me, gives me the sweet intangible essence I need. I revel in music that makes my skin tingle...like jungle, the bass starts in and you know the beat is just gonna drop and its gonna make you want to SCREAM it's so mean as it tears thru you and you move your body in accordance and you feel like you could fly- but dancing is the closest you ever come. I love anything real, bubbly, jazzy, funky. I love musicals and big orchestral pieces.I love the rythmic, engulfing percussion of RAIN while you're walking thru it... DRUMS! DRUMS! DRUMS! are fuckin beautiful- they are my pulse, I have a major love affair with the piano and the oboe, Lamb-oh how I love you Lamb! Dieselboy, Aphrodite, Dillinja, High Contrast, DJ TEE BEE I LOVE YOU, AK 1200, DJ Dara, Shy Fx, Metalheadz, All of that bad ass jungle and drum n bass that flows thru your veins like liquid thunder, really good house music-Donald Glaude, Felix Da Housecat and Bad Boy Bill, BEATLES forever, Tori Amos is a goddess that comes to my rescue whenever necessary, Radiohead's fuckin awesome, Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service are my favorite,Imogen Heap is sensational and makes me tingly and happy,Goldfrapp is sexier and better than anyone will ever know, I can't stop listening to Fischerspooner, I love love love Massive Attack, Deep Dish, Portishead, and Kosheen, the Chemical Brothers, Pearl Jam has a special place in my heart, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Stellastarr, Beastie Boys, the Smiths, DEVO, Pet Shop Boys, Pulp is sexy and delicious, Bloodhound Gang(Jimmy Pop Ali is bad ass), the Cure, Depeche Mode of course, Gorillaz, Talking Heads is fuckin rad and too cool for words, Tom Waits-I love you, Seven Year Bitch and L7 and Babes in Toyland, Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Flaming Lips are magically delicious, Esthero, Rilo Kiley-thank you Jenny Lewis, You can't beat the slinkster cool of UK garage, Beck, I will always love Michael Jackson, old Weezer, No Doubt, Sublime and LBDA are essential, Diana Krull, 80's music rocks, Modest Mouse are incredible and creative and i love them, System of A Down makes me wet and fiesty, Hed Pe, Limp Bizkit, PJ Harvey is gorgeous and wickedly talented, i'm so thankful for Bjork, Outkast, N.E.R.D., Ani Difrancio, Save Ferris, 311, Smog, They Might Be Giants, Billy Joel will always be my piano man, Rod Stewart, old Madonna, Enya.... I'll stop there;)

Movies:

Martial Arts movies all the way: Jet Li reigns supreme(Fists of Legend, Hero, Once Upon A Time In China, Twin Dragons), and so does Tony Jaa. TANK GIRL and FIFTH ELEMENT-all time favorites, Shaun of the Dead!!!!!!!, SHOCK TREATMENT IS WICKED AWESOME!! Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, old Chow Yun Fat movies are awesome, Kill bill 1&2 are wickedly beautiful, Willow, Total Recal, Hackers i could watch every day, I love Amelie, Eddie Izzard Dress To Kill, the Big Lebowski, I love love love Strictly Ballroom, Sliding Doors is magical and wonderful, I am so thankful Secretary and Pan's Labrynth exist, I will always love the Muppets Movie, the Dark Crystal, Labrynth, and Legend, Sin City is so good, yay!!! for Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, Drop Dead Fred(SNOTFACE!), The Jerk, Wallace and Gromit movies are incredible and witty, Die Hard 1 &3, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey,Donnie Darko, Run Lola Run, Grosse Pointe Blank and Better Off Dead and Say Anything(and every other John Cusack movie), Wild at Heart, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Top Gun, Musicals, Disney movies, Alice Through the Looking Glass, Monster's Inc, almost every James Bond, Indiana Jones, A Knight's Tale, Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe movies, Dark City, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, You've Got Mail makes me cry every time, Batman 1&2, Dick Tracy, Far and Away, The Saint, Monty Python anything, Pink Panther series, Never Ending Story, Murder by Death and Clue are a riot, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ladyhawke, David Lynch movies, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Benny and Joon(I love you Johnny Depp), the Princess Bride, Office Space, American Psycho is brilliant, Wayne's World 1&2, Austin Powers, Earth Girls Are Easy, I wish I could be in Chicago and Moulin Rouge, Goonies, Dazed and Confused, Napolean Dynamite, the Sweetest Thing, Spaceballs, Swingers, the Crow, The Anchorman(SEX PANTHER!!!) Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Splendor, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, DUDE Where's My Car, A Fish Called Wanda, the Lost Boys, anything Adam Sandler, IQ, Popeye, Flashdance, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(the early 90's movie), Boondock Saints, Romancing the Stone

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Southpark, Invader Zim, Battlestar Galactica, Adult Swim, Boston Legal!!!, Arrested Development, Spaced, Monk, The Office, Twin Peaks. Still love Fraggle Rock and He-Man and Tail Spin and Darkwing Duck and Snorkles and Rainbow Brite and Punky Brewster. damn, that was quality TV.

Books:

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein, Where the Wild THings ARe, Pippi Longstocking stories, Choose Your Own Adventures, Whales on Stilts. Read Weetzie Bat, Echo, The Rose and The Beast and anything else by Francesca Lia Block; really, her stories are full of beauty and mohawks and flamingos and flowers and magic. Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, We the Living, and anything else by Ayn Rand, she is amazing and truly an inspiration to the human spirit. Survivor, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke all by Chuck Pahlniuk, gawd I love reading his stuff. Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins is my absolute favorite of his, but of course i also love Jitterbug Perfume, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Skinny Legs and All and Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas. Read Edgar Cayce, he is phenomonal, I wish I could have gotten a life reading from him. The Illuminatus Trilogy! by Robert Anton Wilson is fuckin brilliant and sexy and funny, Foucalt's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, I love reading Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis over and over, Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley. Biography of Red is amazing and refreshing, Sandra Brown writes the most wonderfully lusty and romantic mysteries, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, 1984 by George Orwell. E.E. Cummings, Naked by David Sedaris, Indian In the Cupboard will always be a favorite. I love mysteries, travel books, fashion books, fantasies, biographies, poetry, cook books, comic books, magazines. I love to read. I love to devour words.

Heroes:

Amazing Head aka Furry Boots, Matthew, Dr Kane, Ayn Rand, Tank Girl, my grandparents, Punky Brewster, Miss Piggy, James Bond, Batman, Anyone who wears more glitter and a taller mohawk than me.

My Blog

to jump or not to jump.

sometimes, we, or i should say i. well shit. not sometimes. this one time i took  a walk off a cliff. cos i thought it was the right action to take at that point.  if i didn't walk off the c...
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

Not Getting Any Younger

I will be turning 26 years old in May. as i sit and sip my delicious oolong tea and meditate on that thought, i feel an urgency to take action.i still have so many things to do and learn and...
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST

a flashdance kinda life

don't you ever just wanna be able to play dress up and dance your guts out???? don't you ever wanna life where that's even a possibility for you?? don't you ever just wanna give in to that irresistabl...
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

I WANT A GRRLFRIEND!!

i want a cute grrlfriend i can cuddle with and play dress up with and drink and dance and eat with and  hold hands and kiss and have fun with   anyone???...
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 10:16:00 PST

my friends call me zool

from ghostbusters...best compliment ever....if not zool then dude or babe or kitty works too
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:32:00 PST

I am the dude

I am the dude. u can call me the his dudeness, or el duderino if u wanna keep it low key. but it's THE DUDE dude.   oh, ya, and DON'T FUCK WITH JESUS
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 11:04:00 PST

i miss the muppets

the muppets need to get back on the scene i miss miss piggy and the little guy so green animal was da bomb on the drums and could turn anything into crumbs and beakman, beakman beakman give me 5 minu...
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:30:00 PST

don't know wut to say!!

ok. i love to meet new people, but suck at having anything to say. or, i guess i don't have anything cool to say....am i socially inept??
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:51:00 PST

where'd the drum n bass go?

what happened to the drum n bass scene in sac?? i know the music scene alone blows majorly, but still man. i used to be able to go the fuckin tweekass rage on tuesday nites and experience some ki...
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:02:00 PST

my cat smells so good

i don't know why but i am just addicted to how my cat smells. i bury my nose right between his ears and ohh...ya heaven...why can't people smell as good?
Posted by SAMURAIKITTYPIE on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:45:00 PST